Disclaimer: Don't own it, never will.

(A/N) This takes place right after the Majin Buu Saga. Bura is not born yet, and Trunks and Goten are eight and seven.

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"KAKA-CHAN! KAKA-CHAN! WAKE UP!"

Goku groggily opens his eyes sees Edward hovering over him, face-to-face. He shrieks and promptly falls out of the bed.

Edward smiles, "Good. You're up. Now let's go for those dragonballs!"

Goku thinks, {Darn! I haven't thought of a plan to save Veggie yet!} "How about we have breakfast first?"

Edward says energetically, "That's a good idea! We can't forget the most important meal of the day, now can we? I'll call the bellboy!" He flips up a panel on the wall and pushes a red button.

Goku looks at Edward in confusion, "Bellboy? You don't have a bell-" but he freezes when he sees a small boy in uniform walk into the room. Goku yelps, "Trunks?! You made Trunks a bellboy?!"

Edward says defensively, "Well, you didn't think I would make them my slaves and use them for nothing did you?" He turns to Trunks and says, "Have the maid bring up breakfast. We'll have it in bed."

Trunks nods and scurries out of the room. Almost immediately Bulma comes into the room, wearing a french maid costume, pushing a large food cart. Goku yells, "How could you do this to her?! You've been with her for years! Okay, maybe not you... Your body's been with her for years! And she's my best friend!"

Edward shrugs, "She was going to keep us apart. They all were. You don't want that, now do you?"

Goku lies, "No..."

Edward pats the mattress next to him and says, "Now come back to bed."

Goku stares at him blankly, "Huh?"

The possessed ouji giggles, "Silly, Kaka-Chan. You can't have breakfast in bed, without_being_in bed. Isn't that right?"

Goku's lower lip trembles, and he reluctantly clambers back into the queen sized bed with Edward. He asks, "Do I really have to stay in the same bed with you?"

Edward smiles smugly, "You know we can't have it otherwise," jerking on the handcuffs. Then he says dreamily, hugging Goku, "Besides, you make such a nice, soft pillow." Goku stares at Edward and slowly pulls Edward off of him and scoots away from him.

Vegeta watches Bulma serving the two breakfast, frustrated by the fact he can't do anything to help her.

Goku pleads, "Edw- Eddy-Chan, can't you_please_turn everyone back to normal?"

Edward sips some tea and says, "No."

Goku gives his biggest, sparkliest, puppy eyes ever and says, "Pretty please, Eddy-Chan?" Edward stops and slowly turns to look at Goku. Goku pleads, "Oh greatest little buddy in the whole wide world, couldn't you pretty please with sugar on top do this for lil ol' me?"

Edward's face breaks out into a huge grin, which he suppresses quickly and says, "Well... I suppose I could. Just because you're my special buddy that will spend several hours with me after we wish Veggie, playing tea party." Goku sweatdrops. "But they'd try and keep us apart."

Goku asks, "What is I told them I would voluntarily stay with you?"

Edward says, "I have a better idea," Goku doesn't like the look in his eye, "how about we use that second wish to wish that you would stay with me forever?"

Goku stares at him in horror, {Oh no! I can't do that!...I can't be so selfish! If it'll help Bulma, Mirai and Trunks then I will do it. I have to agree.} Goku fakes a smile, "That sounds like a great idea."

Edward cheers and hugs Goku's arm, "Oh, Kaka-Chan. You make me so happy." Again the guilt. They quickly finish breakfast, then Edward smiles, "Now we can get rid of these handcuffs. BUTLER! KEY!" Mirai is the next one. He comes into the room carrying a little silver key on a red velvet pillow.

Goku moans mentally, {Not him, too.} He glares at Edward, {How could you do this to them, you freak?!} Edward takes the key and unlocks the silver bracelets. Goku cheers, "Yay! I'm free!....Free to be chained to Eddy-Chan forever..."

Edward says, "Yeah! Cool! Now let's go get those dragonballs!"

Goku points to the three slaves, "What about them?"

Edward says dismissively, "I'll free them when we're dragonball hunting. Just in case."

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Edward yells, "I found the last dragonball!"

Goku says nervously, "Really? Good. Just great." He racks his brain still trying to think of a plan, but time, it seems, has run out.

Edward puts the four star ball along with all the others in the desolate prairie and then watches them glow, "Oooh... so pretty..." Then he turns to Goku and asks, "Now what?"

Goku asks, "Don't you know?"

Edward frowns, "Well...not really..."

Vegeta watches the taller saiyajin with apprehension, wondering what he is going to do.

Goku looks at him with a neutral face and says, "You have to hop around on one foot acting like a monkey and saying "Chicken" fifty times."

Vegeta yells, WHAT?!

Edward cocks his head, "Are you sure about that?"

Goku nods, "I'm positive."

Edward smiles, "Well, it sounds silly. But it could be fun," and he starts following Goku's instructions to the exact detail. "Chicken, chicken, chicken..."

Vegeta screams, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS KAKAROT! I SWEAR I WILL!

Goku just watches him in silence. He would be laughing, but the situation is too bleak. Finally, Edward stops and pants slightly, "Okay, that's done. Now what?"

Goku feels tempted to give him another ridiculous chore, but he knows Vegeta's probably mad at him enough as it is. "Well now I say, I SUMMON THEE O' DRAGON TO COME FORTH AND GRANT MY WISH!!!"

The sky darkens and a ray of light in the shape of a dragon escapes the dragonballs. Eddy huddles closer to Goku, frightened by the humungous size. The light stops glowing, giving form to a green scaly dragon. Shenlong.

Shenlong says in a big authority voice, "Mortals, state your wish and I will-" That's when he notices who his summoners are. Shenlong yells, "NO! Not you two again! Why can't it ever be anyone else?! Why do I always have to waste my power on you foolish saiyajins?!"

Goku asks, "You're going to grant our wishes, right?"

Shenlong says sullenly, "I have to."

Goku turns to Edward and asks, "Do you want to make the wishes?" seeing Eddy cowering in fear next to him.

Eddy says, "Just let me ask him one little question first." Goku bites his lip and nods. Edward yells up at the dragon, "Mr. Eternal Dragon, sir?"

Shenlong snaps, "What is it, mortal?"

"How come you have antlers?"

Goku and the dragon fall over anime style. Shenlong booms, "THESE AREN'T ANTLERS! THEY'RE HORNS!!!"

Edward says meekly, "But they look like antlers."

The great dragon crosses his arms and says indignantly, "They're horns. Dangerous, deadly and uh.... extra dangerous dragon horns." But then he adds, "But if you must know, my great uncle was a stag."

Goku whispers to Edward, "Hey, what's a stag?"

Eddy whispers back, "I think it's a horse."

Vegeta and Shenlong groan at the same time, "Bakas."

Shenlong yells, "MAKE YOUR WISHES ALREADY!"

Eddy shrieks and runs behind Goku to hide, "Kaka-Chan, I'm scared."

Goku pities the little possessed ouji and hugs him, "There's nothing to be afraid of, Eddy-Chan. I'm here."

Vegeta screams, KAKAROT!!! STOP IT AT ONCE!!! YOU'RE FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!!!

Edward smiles up at him. Again the guilt. Only increased tenfold. Goku moans mentally, {I can't wish Eddy away. He's just as much a person as Veggie is! But I can't wish Veggie away either!}

Edward asks, "Are you going to make the wish, Kaka-Chan?"

Goku says, "Uh...I...I wish..."

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Miyanon: Should I be evil or shouldn't I? *thinks* Hmmm....... Oh what the hey!

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Goku says, "Uh...I...I wish... I wish the seas were made of soda pop!"

Edward and Vegeta both yell, "WHAT?!"

Shenlong's eyes flash and he says, "Your wish has been granted."

Edward yells, "You traitor! How could you?! You were suppose to wish Eddy away!"

Goku twiddles his thumbs nervously, "I...I..."

Shenlong demands, "Now that you've made me create a world crisis, what is your second wish?"

Edward yelps, "Of course! The second wish! I forgot all about that! You better not stop me, Kaka-Chan!" He turns to Shenlong and yells, "I wish-"

"NOOO!!!" Goku pounces onto Edward, shoving him to the ground and cups up his mouth. Eddy stares at him in horror. Goku yells, "I can't let you wish him away! I love my little Veggie-Chan! And he loves me! in his own little weird way"

Meanwhile a hollow wind passes by Vegeta, in his cage of Edward's mind. He stares at Goku blankly and asks, Um... Why was I not told this?

Goku continues, "But anyway, he's too good a sparring partner to lose, so I won't let you wish him into non-existence!"

Edward stares at Goku, but then a menacing scowl takes over his face, and he wrenches himself free from Goku's grip and backs away from him. He hisses, "How could you? How could you do this to me?! I hate you..."

Goku says, "What?"

Edward yells, "Didn't you hear me?! I hate you! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!" Suddenly he clutches at his head and falls to his knees.

Vegeta gets up and hollers triumphantly, "MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! I'm free! Free, I tell you! FREE! I'm in a cage no more! I'm...back?" Vegeta yells at himself, "You! What are you still doing here?!"

Edward yells, "I'm not giving up without a fight! I wish-" Vegeta cups up his mouth before Edward can say anymore. His other hand, seemingly controlled by Eddy, pries away his hand from his mouth.

Vegeta quickly yells, "Kakarot! Hurry! Make the wish!"

Goku says, "Uh...okay."

Eddy yells, "No! Kaka-Chan! Help me! Please help me!" tears welling up his eyes. Vegeta swipes them away before more comes.

Goku whimpers, "But I..."

Vegeta growls, "Kakarot! Don't listen to him! Remember what he did to you!"

Edward wails pitifully, "I don't wanna DIE!"

Goku puts his hands to his head and moans, "I don't know what to do! I'm so confused!"

"Kakarot!" "Kaka-Chan!" "Kakarot!" "Kaka-Chan!" "Kakarot!" "Kaka-Chan!" "KakaROT!" "Kaka-CHAN!" "KAKAROT!" "KAKA-CHAN!" "KAKAROT!" "KAKA-CHAN!"

Goku yells, "NO! STOP IT! STOP YELLING!"

Shenlong demands, "What is your wish?!"

Goku looks up at the dragon and says calmly, "I wish that Eddy and Veggie can both have the bodies that they want!"

Vegeta and Edward both say, "What the..." before their body gives off a flash of light, then separates into two. They both fall to the ground, unconscious.

Shenlong says, "Your wish has been granted." Goku's face slowly turns into one big grin. "Amazingly it wasn't a stupid one. Now I take my leave." Shenlong disappears and the balls fly off into the distance.

Goku waves, "See ya next year!" Then he runs over to Vegeta and slaps him awake, "Veggie! Wake up!" Vegeta groans and opens his eyes. Goku asks, "Hey, you okay?"

Vegeta growls, "I'm fine, now get off me," slapping the younger saiyajin's hand away, then he sits up.

Goku smiles, "Man, I was afraid I was gonna lose you there."

Vegeta blushes lightly, "Really? You were worried for me?"

Goku chirps, "Yeah. Bulma would've killed me is I let anything happen to you."

Vegeta yelps, "GAH!" and falls over anime style. Laying on his back, the ouji growls, "Kakarot, remind me to hurt you very badly when I get up."

Goku salutes him, "Will do, Veggie." Then he hears a weak moan from behind him. Goku yelps, "I forgot all about Eddy!" He turns over to him and cocks his head, looking at Edward's back, frowning, "Funny. Eddy looks a little different."

Vegeta scowls, "Turn him over and see how he's changed, " his curiosity getting the better of him as well.

Goku turns Eddy over into his arms and gasps, "Oh my god..."

Vegeta yelps, "Holy cosmos! That's him?!"

Goku pales, "Veggie... Eddy's a girl..." Not only that, but the most beautiful girl that he's ever seen in his life. 5'9" Long legs. Auburn hair. A willowy frame.

Vegeta rubs his chin thoughtfully, "Now that_would_explain all the strange behavior, now wouldn't it?" He notices the way that Goku is ogling at her. He gives the larger saiyajin a worried glance, then gently reaches over to Edward, gently shaking her awake.

She opens her eyes, allowing Goku to see them for the first time. They're the most beautiful shade of green he's ever seen in his life. Edward asks, "Kaka-Chan, is that you?" Goku nods his head stupidly. Then Eddy notices that her voice sounds different, "Oh my god."

She jumps up and looks at herself, "Oh my GAWD! I can't believe this!"

Vegeta smirks, "What's the matter? Don't you like it?"

Eddy twirls around on the spot, "Are you kidding?! I love this! This is the body I've always wished for!" Then she notices Vegeta sitting on the ground. She points to him and stutters, "Y-y-you! You're over there! I'm over here! We're separated!"

Vegeta says, "Yes, thank god."

Eddy cheers, "Yay!" and starts skipping around, singing, "Happy day o' happy day!" She stops and kneels next to Goku and says, "You've made my dreams come true. Thank you so much, Kaka-Chan!" Goku blushes, but for some reason can't seem to speak past the lump in his throat.

Eddy says through tear-filled eyes, "You've made me so... so happy!" And she sobs and glomps onto Goku. The poor saiyajin nearly explodes with redness and his mind drifts off into his own little fantasy world.

Meanwhile, in the real world, Eddy cries into Goku's arms, sniffling, "I love you so much, Kaka-Chan. But now I know our love wasn't meant to be."

Vegeta whips out a bag of popcorn and starts munching on it.

Eddy continues, "You love Vegeta more than you love me. I can't live a life like that. We must go our separate ways before we hurt each other even more." She starts to bawl, "Do you understand? Do you understand why I have to go?!"

Goku giggles, "Tee hee..." totally oblivious to what the heck's going on.

Eddy wipes away her tears, "I have to go now, Kaka-Chan."

"Tee hee...."

Vegeta sniffles, and blinks away tears from his eyes, "I always hate the good-bye parts of the show."

Eddy whispers, hugging Goku tighter, "Good-bye, Kaka-Chan. I'll never forget you." Then she leans over and kisses him. That's when Goku blacks out.

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Goku hears a faint voice in the darkness calling, "Kakarot! Kakarot!! Wake up! KAKAROT!!!" Then the pain comes, bringing Goku back into reality.

Goku snaps open his eyes and yelps, "OW! What the... What hurts?!" He looks up from the ground and sees Vegeta leaning over him. "Vegeta?"

Vegeta sighs a breath of relief, "Thank Kami, you're awake. I thought you were dead or something."

Goku sits up and asks, "What happened? Where's Eddy?"

Vegeta leans back, sitting up, and says, "Oh, it. It left about two hours ago."

"She LEFT?! Why?!"

Vegeta growls, "Well while you were in la-la land, it said it couldn't stay, and it left."

Goku demands, "Is that all she said?!"

The ouji frowns in thought, "Well, she did say more. A bunch of mush and stuff like that. But I don't have a good memory for soap operas."

Goku sweatdrops, "What soap opera."

Vegeta quickly turns away, "Nevermind that, Kakarot."

The larger saiyajin frowns and him, but he shrugs it off. Then he rubs his sore face and asks, "How come my head hurts so much?"

Vegeta snaps, "Well maybe that's because I've been smacking you silly for the last HOUR AND A HALF!"

Goku gives him big sparkly eyes, "You were worried about me?"

Vegeta blushes, "No, I just... I just didn't want to lose a sparring partner."

Goku bites his lip and sniffles, "Nobody loves me..."

Vegeta blinks, "Huh?"

"Nobody loves me!!! You don't love me! Eddy doesn't love me! Even my family doesn't love me!!!"

Vegeta sweatdrops, "Kakarot, you are the most loved person on the planet. That's something I could never compete with you with. I'm not even sure I want to."

Goku yells, "Well, tell that to Goten!"

"You idiot, they really do 'ick' love you. That evil being just tricked them into saying that hate stuff."

Goku's eyes widen and he says in an excited squeak, "They still wuv me?"

Vegeta sighs, "Yes, they do."

Goku jumps up and cheers, "Yay! Let's go Veggie! I haven't seen them for so long!" totally forgetting about Eddy.

The smaller saiyajin grumbles, "It's only been twenty four hours," but he gets up as well. The two saiyajins stand next to each other for the first time after the wish, and they stare at each other in shock.

Goku whispers, "Veggie, you're... you're..."

Vegeta yells, "Holy cosmos! I'm tall! I'm just as tall as you!"

Goku frowns, "....Maybe I shrank."

Vegeta falls over anime style. He gets back up and yells, "No, you baka! Don't you see?! This is a result of the wish! I've always wanted to be tall! Which means..." He cuts a hole at the back of his pants, from which a long, furry appendage pops out. The ouji cheers, "Yay! My tail's back! And look at these muscles I have!" He starts flexing and admiring his physique, while Goku just sweatdrops.

Vegeta says arrogantly, "Well, Kakarot, what do you think of my new body?"

Goku says nervously, "Um...Well... I think it's kind of creepy."

Vegeta blanches, "What?!"

"It looks like my body, only with your head instead of mine."

Vegeta says nervously, "Y-you think so?"

Goku folds his arms and nods, "Uh huh. Most definitely. The similarity is uncanny."

The formerly small ouji yells, "Well who asked you?!" feeling enraged and embarrassed.

"You did."

Vegeta growls, "Never mind it!" Then he turns back to his excited state, "Well let's get going! I can't wait to show Bulma my new body!"

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The next week, Vegeta is sitting in front of the TV, glumly watching the news and trying to drown his sorrows in ice-cream sundaes and such.

**More on the soda-pop sea breakout. Scientists are still trying to figure out how the water has turned into our formerly favorite carbonated beverage. Meanwhile, all over the world, people cannot cook their meals, wash their clothes-**

Vegeta turns off the TV and growls, "Bakas. I don't care about their petty problems. I'm missing Hamtaro for goodness sake!"

Suddenly Goku teleports into the living room, "Hi Veggie!"

Vegeta in a forced happy voice, "Hello Kakarot! How are you?"

Goku answers, not getting the sarcasm at all, "I'm great! Although my family doesn't seem to believe me when I tell them you were possessed and made up that fact that I was sick and-"

Vegeta snaps, "I was being sarcastic, fool! I don't care about your life!"

Goku asks, "Jeez, Vedge. What's gotten into you?"

Vegeta glares at him, "Kakarot, take a look at me. What do you see different?"

Goku squints and says, "Um... You're wearing jeans?"

The ouji screams, "YOU BAKA! I'M ONLY THREE AND A HALF FEET TALL!!!" He stands up from the couch, showing that he is less than half of Goku's height and seems to be the age of five. But then Vegeta soon regrets this action.

Goku's eyes widen excitedly and he squeals, "Oh Kami!! You're so kawaii!!" He picks up Vegeta and starts squeezing him to death, "I swear I could hug you forever n' ever!"

Vegeta starts turning blue from lack of oxygen and whispers, "Ka..karot...can't..breath..."

Goku says, "Oh, sorry," and plops him down onto the couch. "So what happened?"

Vegeta growls, "The onna freaked when she saw me when I came back here and insisted that I go through her_untested_shrinking ray. Now let's just say I'm stuck like this until she gets the stupid machine working properly."

Goku sits down next to his friend and says, "Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think you look cute as a kid."

Vegeta says flatly, "No, Kakarot. That doesn't make me feel any better. AND DON'T SIT NEXT TO ME! I feel small enough as it is."

Goku frowns and moves to an easy chair. The two regard each other in silence, but then Goku's eyes drift around the coffee table and rest on three buckets of ice cream. Vegeta looks up at him and sighs, "Go ahead, you big baka."

Goku smiles, "Yay!" And grabs the buckets and a spoon, proceeding to stuff his face.

Meanwhile down in the lab, Bulma flips through a huge textbook rereading the shrink ray's theory and manual. Suddenly she looks up from the book and says, "I have the strangest feeling we forgot something....PICCOLO!!!"

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Eddy looks down at the little pink girl by her side and says, "So your name's Piccolo, huh?"

Piccolo smiles and nods, "Uh huh!"

Eddy pats the top of her head and says, "You're such a sweet girl. How about I get you an ice-cream cone!"

Piccolo cheers, "Yay! Ice cream! Ice cream! You're so cool, Ms. Eddy!"

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Miyanon: Finally! This is the first story that I've ever finished. Congrads to me! Hope you guys liked it. I'm running out of ideas, so I'm willing to let listen to ideas through the review section. The only condition is that you can't just pop up an idea without reviewing my story. I don't like being a tool for people to make their ideas work. Anyway, I'm also working on a comedy about Goku being turned into a woman and the effects it has on Vegeta. It also has special appearances of Goku and Vegeta's fathers. I haven't thought of a name for it though. And there's always my first story, Incidences of Madness. So with that said, I hope you all lead happy and successful lives. Ja ne!