AN: Hey love this or hate it, I had this idea floating around my head for ages and ages and I never put it to paper, or hard drive, whatever. Either way it has some sense to it. I guess it's not your average Mary Sue, at least not what people are used to reading from me.

Angel on a mission.

Angel Jessica, ID number 1981200221, sat in the 6th floor angel's lounge. A place where she thought she could eat her stir fry noodles in peace. She had been working the grave yard shift and her normal shift for the past two weeks. The forces of life and death were creating havoc on the 6th floor and many angel workers had to do extra shifts. But for some unknown reason, or reasons, things everywhere where going crazy. Now Jessica was starving and really needed her break, but it wasn't long before her chief was calling for her.

"Yo Jess," some one called from the doorway.

Jessica turned around to see her fellow angel worker, Dave.

"Chief wants you in his office right now, he doesn't exactly look very happy either,"

"What does he want me for now?? I've been working longer than any other angel has in the history of.. well angel working!"

"I know, I know, but chief wants you NOW, and if you want another break, or at least leaving this place, you better go now,"

In utter frustration Jessica left the angel's lounge and headed for the chief's office. She was more tired than she had ever been. Her computer was working over time, and she had one through at least ten pencils and two pens while she had been on the 6th floor. Checking her watch Jessica groaned, time was going down the toilet.

She reached the chief's office and knocked on the door.

"Come in,"

Jessica entered and hoped the chief wasn't assigning her to some shitty job that would drive her insane, though she wasn't far from it. The chief's office was as messy as it could get, sheets and data print offs littered the carpet and pizza boxes were stacked behind the door.

"You called for me chief?"

"Yeah Jess, we have a problem," a grim look spread over his face, very bad sign.

"Look chief, I've been here since six two days ago!! I can't go on-!" Jessica protested loudly.

"Yes I know Jessica, you're a great angel worker, best we've had in ages, not since Einstein passed through, even him though was always thinking too logically. We've been glad to have you with us on the 6th floor. That's why we want you for this job,"

Jessica's eyes narrowed, "What exactly is this job?"

The chief gulped and began his lengthy explanation, "Um well, you see, do you know what fan fiction is?"

"Yeah, the stuff addicted fans write when they've passed the line from insanity and fucking crazy!"

"Yeah well, the folks on fan fiction are having some troubles; you see a particular department is getting out of hand. And characters from that department are randomly disappearing and landing on the 5th floor. It's getting crowded down there too. So they're shipping them up here,"

"Hold up a sec chief, exactly what department is having troubles?"

"It's the Lord of the Rings department,"

"Ah fuck, chief that department has been out of it ever since the movie came out, they were asking for fan fictions!!"

"Yes I know, but that's beside the point, the point is that there has been an overload of fan fictions and characters are just leaving the book itself, it's not like they never existed, that's the bad thing, they just disappear right in the middle of anything they could be doing. At first it was just a whole lot of orcs coming through, then there were a couple of dwarves, next thing we know it's raining hobbits and elves. But what's getting really bad, is the fact that members from the fellowship are disappearing too,"

Jessica looked up, she was just thinking that if no major character goes missing then it wasn't going to cause a lot of trouble, but the main characters going missing, not good.

"Yeah, it's not something we can cover up easily, we've had to go in cooperation with the fan fiction people, they have us looking after the characters in the Passover Problem quarters, and meanwhile they're trying to figure out a way to fix all this. And, well this morning, I got a call from them, they have a solution, not a pretty one I'm afraid though. They've paused the book itself, and are calling in the actors to replace the characters since the actors have a mind of their own. They won't be calling in all characters, only the ones who went missing. Only problem is, we need someone to pull em' out of the mortal world, and since angels are the only ones who can travel through the portals the folks in fan fiction are asking us to send in an angel,"

It took only a second for Jessica to realize what the chief was asking her to do, "Oh no fucking way!!! I am not going into the mortal world!! Not after what happened last time, you do remember?"

"Yes I remember Jess, the guy had to get twelve stitches, that was on the office meeting board for weeks,"

"I'm not going chief, no way, the mortal world is not my place to be," "Look Jess you'll only be there for maybe a week, you only need to pick up three actors anyway, besides, this is a massive operation, a lot is depending on our department to get this in order again. I'm not asking you Jessica because I know you're going to do this, you're GOING to do this,"

Jessica grunted with some smoldering anger but she nodded grimly knowing she didn't have a choice anyway.

"Oh great Jess! You're bloody great!! The sooner we get this all over and done with we can get rid of those fucking orcs,"



Jessica's eyes were watering from the overdose of fluorescent lights. She now stood in the middle of the Predapt room gearing up for her mission. Other angels were bustling around hurriedly making notes, checking plans for the passing. The passing was the opening of a porthole and an immortal passing through it. Jessica packed her usual things such as, her wallet; it filled automatically with any currency from any country, only problem was that with the new policy it had a limit of 2000 thousand dollars, she also had her pocket computer. They now came standard with all passing missions. The computers gave locations, information, maps and a hell of a lot more. It was going to be Jessica's new best friend.

Something else she was equipped with was the airline tickets for her own traveling and for those actors she would be picking up. One ticket to WA Australia, two tickets to London England, and three tickets to Los Angeles America. Jessica had one week to get the three actors back to the 6th floor, gear them up in their Middle-Earth clothes and arm them with their weapons. Some mission hey?

While Jessica packed all her things into a backpack another angel entered the Predapt room to hand Jessica her official mission flies, fancy way of saying a written copy of the mission.

"Hey Jess, see they've put you to work again," the angel greeted her in a cheerful tone.

"Yeah they have again, I'm going insane with hunger, and first thing I'm going to do when I get to earth is eat!"

"Hehehe, yeah I know what you mean; well I've got the mission flies, drum roll please.."

The angel handed Jessica the mission files, it was chunkier than most she had dealt with. She was covering three mortals so it seemed reasonable. She opened up the files and had a flick through. On the first page was a picture of the first actor.

Viggo Mortensen. DOB: October 20 1961 Current placing: Western Australia.

After that there was a whole lot of information about his early life, what movies he had been in and his family life too. All irrelevant but it came standard with all mission files. Over the page was another information page of the second actor, complete with picture too.

Orlando Bloom. DOB: January 13 1977 Current placing: London England.

More information and other photos. Jessica turned to the third page and grinned.

Elijah Wood. DOB: 28 January 1981 Current placing: Los Angeles America.

"Hehehe, Mr. Wood, or Mr. Blue Eyes as they put now, he seems to be getting himself into a lot of trouble with the fan fiction department,"

"Hey it's not just him you know, Mr. Elf dude here is just as written about in fan fiction as the next character. I tell you, I hate to be working in fan fiction when they've got these two stirring up a storm,"

Jessica shoved the files into her bag along with all the other things and flexed her muscles.

"I get the feeling this is going to be one hell of a mission," she walked out of the Predapt room and headed down the white wall hall to the passing room. Inside there was the control room, and a glass cage of some sort. Before entering the passing area Jessica swiped her ID card in the scanner and then walked into the Passing area. An angel guard opened the door for her and she stepped into the glass cage. She could see the chief in the control room watching her. As everything began to charge up she mouthed to the chief, "I want a promotion!"

AN: Hey what do you know; I finished my first chapter of a new series. I know it's a bit slow to start but soon you will hear from those LOTR characters that went mysteriously missing!!