Entry 2
Today the council decided to send me off to play detective while my apprentice is sent to Naboo with the senator to play bodyguard. Yes, the guy who's had a crush on her for ten years is going to guard her body, alone with no chaperones. Am I the only one who thinks that just might be a bad idea? Of course I am. Its not like they are going to break with tradition and start listening to poor Obi Wan. Hey I"ve only been training the kid for ten years, what do I know?
My first stop was to take the dart to an old friend of mine. (Note to self, grabbing a poison dart from a dead person's neck is probably not the wisest thing you have ever done). What can I say about Dex? He's a great guy, but I don't think I'll be ordering the green plate special anytime soon. I've never been a big fan of any food that tries to bite back. At least I did get the name of a planet to start with.
I tried looking up Kamino in the library, but I got nowhere. I think Madame Jocasta still hasn't gotten over that incident with Master Qui-Gon's brownies. If you ask me, she really needs to loosen the tension on that bun. Since I got no answers from the library I decided to go visit Master Yoda. Its been at least a week since anybody humiliated me, so I figured I was due.
As usual, I wasn't disappointed. One puzzle, close to a thousand years of Jedi training, and not a clue between us. Give the younglings 5 minutes and of course they manage to make us all look like idiots. At least I got my public humiliation out of the way for this week.
