Okay lets get this started….

Disclaimer: I do not own these cool bishes and will never own them. They are owned by FUNimation or something and if you sue all you will get is a pack if smokes and a pic of Treize in his bubble-bath that you will have to fight teeth over nail for.(It's mine you'll never get it!!!)

Summary: The male cast of Gundam Wing have come and invaded my home so I am holding them here to answer questions of the fans. Enjoy^_^

HELP ME! The male cast of Gundam Wing came to my house

Alright,so the weirdest thing happened to me. I was getting a bit hungry one day so I decided to make myself a Hot Pocket. I got it out of the freezer and put it in the microwave. I turned it on and some weirdness occurred. A blinding light and then nothing. But that would be a lie cause I heard people talking and totally freaked. I grabbed my trusty bat, Mr. Beat-The-Shit-Out-Of-Intruders and jumped into the living room, basically my bedroom cause I live in an apartment with my dad and it was a one bedroom one, and was about to smack someone up and who do I see? Quatre Rebarba Winner, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton, and Wufei Chang in my room. To say I was a little flabbergasted was an understatement. Four extremely hot anime characters were in my house was so cool.

Val(me): The fuck this happen? OMG!

I ran into my dad's room and screamed. Treize Kushrenada, Zechs Marquise, and Heero Yuy were there.

Val: SHIT!!!!!! I knew I shoulda listen to dad and layed of the grass in tha mornin'! Fuckin' shit, this is the best shit in the world.

They just looked at me strangely.

Zechs: Are you feeling alright, miss?

Val: What!?! The hell ya callin' miss ya glompable sexy man, you? The fuck? Oh that stupid lil'bitch. CHIBI-VAL!!!!!!! Where tha fuck ya at!?!

CHIBI-VAL wearily floated out of the fridge and gave me the finger.

CHIBI-VAL: The fuck u want whore? I was sleepin'.

Val: I don't give a shit the fuck is going on here!?!

CHIBI-VAL: It looks like when u decide to get some grub the microwave cause a massive time and space portal to open up and admit ur fave Gundam Wing characters to magically appear in ur house. Y? I thought this was ur dream come true?

Val: The fuck u get so damn smart muse? N E wayz, this is so cool. Wait there is one thing I need to do.

So I run over to Treize and glomp him.

Val: I am so in love with u, will ya marry me?

Treize just looked at me funny. Oh, well. Still holding on to his arm I decided something.

Val: Alright, so since you r all here I am so keepin' ya here. And now u will all answer the questions ur fans ask or I will make u suffer a fate worse than death…u will watch the evil Satanic Barney!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp*hahahahahahahahaha!!



End of chapter one.

More insanity to come…although I need reviews. Oh I also forgot to thank Mouser for thinking this up with the Escaflowne cast. Thanks love!! You are so cool!!! Pkease review and ask any questions. Peace out my peeps.