A crazy, bad, dumb, bad, bad, dumb, crazy, bad idea.

Okay, Andy Griffiths is probably gonna beat the shit out of me for stealing his title, but I couldn't care less at the moment, so bite me. (_!_).

I tried to scramble to my feet, hiding Michiru behind me. "Chibi- Usa! What a pleasant. surprise!" Suddenly, I stopped, and Michiru stepped out from behind my back. "Hey, wait! Didn't you catch Scarlet Fever and die? At least, that's what Usagi told us." Smiling in that annoyingly cheerful way of hers, Chibi-Usa said: "Mummy tried to kill me with the blender, but I ran away, and built this," she said, motioning carelessly to the amazing shack behind her, "and I've been living here for 4 years, since I was 10."

For some reason, this thought comforted me. She can't have too many of Usagi's characteristics if she's been living out here without her for four years. Then again, you never know. "Come in!" Said the pink haired brat eagerly. We followed her suspiciously, and as soon as we entered the shack, I almost fainted. Somehow, she'd managed to make the inside of this shack bright pink, and smell of cookies. As I looked around wildly, I heard myself squeak:" Everything is PINK! I can't stand it! Gimme a can of blue paint!"

I slid down against the wall and hid my face. "This was a crazy, bad, dumb, bad, bad, dumb, crazy, bad idea. I can't believe I came in here. Chibi-usa looked insulted. "Why are you here anyway?" Michiru squinted at her. "We were framed for a murder that YOUR mother did." She said shortly. Chibi-Usa hung her head. "Who was murdered?" Michiru, her eyes flashing in anger, hissed: "Rei was. YOUR MOTHER stabbed her. She then had the nerve to blame Haruka! Now everyone's looking for us, so they can murder us too. Happy happy joy joy!" She added the last bit on sarcastically. Chibi-Usa's freaky red eyes were suddenly shining.

"Mummy's looking for you?" She started whispering loudly to herself. "If I telepathically contact mummy, and tell everyone where these two are, then maybe she'll like me again, and I can go home and be a princess again!" She grinned maniacally. In the same movement, we turned and ran, intending to get as far away as possible. But a crazy pink haired, red eyed, maniac fourteen year old had other ideas. As she followed us, she telepathically contacted an equally crazy 23 year old. It runs in the family.

As she ran, having difficulty because she's not particularly good at running, she panted at us. "You idiots. I've contacted mother. She and the army are coming!" As we ran, with Chibi-Usa still around 5 metres behind us, we started to realise where we were. The teleport pad was only a kilometre away from here. ------------------- Then, I heard a familiar battle cry, and many voices. My army had finally reached us. I never realised how incompetent the y were without my leadership. "Oh, this is pointless!" Michiru sneered, and pulled out her henshin wand. "Neptune Planet Power, Make up!" Following her example, mainly because a few of the soldiers had guns, I did it too. "Uranus Planet Power, Make Up!"

When we were transformed, we could do things we never would have been able to do normally, so we jumped from tree to tree above their heads, dodging bullets every now and then. When we reached the teleport pad, we realised it was swarming with uniformed cadets. Turning around and around wildly, all I could see was I sea of black uniforms. We were trapped, with no way out!

As they slowly closed in, Michiru tensed, and focused on the front row of people. "Get ready."

A bit short, but I think this chapter's pretty good. Review, there's only two chapters left! How will they escape, what will they do to the traitors, and a surprise ending. All in two chapters! *Fakes excitement*