Hey! Waszup? Here is chap. 2 revised. Okies! Enjoy!

Summary of last chapter.

Helga's dad signs her up for some beauty contest without her say in it. Then, he "hires" Rhonda to get Helga ready (Don't ask how he found Rhonda, I had to fit her in somehow.) When Rhonda and Helga go buy the dress, Arnold sees them, but Helga looks like Cecile so he thinks she is Cecile. Then they talk and she kisses him on the cheek. He gets one of those looks on his face and faints.

Disclaimer: Look at Ch. 1 for who owns Hey Arnold (Not me)

Helga: Uh oh! Hurry, let's go!

Rhonda: You have to change out of the dress first!

Helga: What if he wakes up!?

Rhonda: Don't worry, I'll distract him.

Helga: Ok.

Helga rushes into the dressing rooms and changes. Just then, Arnold wakes up.

Rhonda: Arnold! I mean, let's look at these tuxedos, I mean, being the best-dressed girl in school, I suppose I could give you some pointers on a tuxedo.

Arnold: Cecil, where did she go?

Rhonda: Oh, she had to leave.

Just then, Helga walks out of the dressing room. Luckily, Arnold has his back to her but Rhonda motions to go. Arnold looks behind him and sees Helga. She is back to her normal self.

Arnold: Oh, hi Helga!

Helga: Arnold!? I mean, what are you doing here football head!?

Arnold: What are you doing here?

Helga: I-I-I was finding a dress, for a wedding. Yeah, that's it! My cousin is getting married. He he.

Arnold: Oh, that's great to hear!

Helga: Yeah yeah. Any way, see ya later, Arnoldo.

Rhonda: Well, I'd actually better be going too. Good luck with the tuxedo search! Ciao!

Rhonda and Helga leave, leaving Arnold stunned and confused.

Arnold: Women!



Scene: Helga and Rhonda are walking to Rhonda's house.

Rhonda: So, as I can see, you like like Arnold, don't you Helga!

Helga: What!? Are you crazy!? Me, like that stupid football head? No stinkin' way!!

Rhonda: Well then, why were you staring at him like that? And what was that kiss all about?

Helga: I was acting! I couldn't let him know it was me!

Rhonda: Then why were you Cecil and you went on a date with him?

Helga: I-I- hey, don't you have to help me with everything else with the stupid beauty thing now?

Rhonda: Oh, fine. I have a personal face person that will fix you up in a second.

Helga: Oh no! I'm not putting on make up or anything like that.

Rhonda: Oh come on Helga. It will be fun!

Scene: Rhonda's house. Rhonda and Helga are in a room under those hair dryers with mud on their face.

Rhonda: Isn't this great!!??

Helga: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, just peachy!

Rhonda: Now tell me, why do you like, Arnold?

Helga: (Takes the cucumbers off her eyes) I don't like him! I hate his guts!

Rhonda: Oh c'mon Helga! I saw how you were staring at him, just confess that you like him like him!

Helga: NO! You can't make me!

Rhonda: See! You just said it yourself! You didn't even realize it!

Helga: NO! I-I

Rhonda:(Takes the cucumbers off her eyes) Helga! Just confess it. I know.

Helga: I-I

Rhonda: You.

Helga: (Jumps up out from under the hair dryer) I love him!! I love Arnold! I'm completely crazy for him. I love the stupid shape of his head. I love that little hat on his head. I just hide it by bullying him. I've even told him this, I just denied it afterwards.

Rhonda: Why!? I mean, you had it all right there! Are you crazy!?

Helga: We were both freaked out!! I let it slip but I couldn't just say that I was still in love with him, so I said that I was delirious.

Rhonda: Well, he's gonna be at the beauty pageant, so we must make you look gorgeous!

Helga: (With a smile) When do we begin?!

The screen switches to show the makeup people putting mascara on Helga. She's having a hard time sitting still. They almost poke her in the eye and she punches the makeup person. Rhonda looks at her with a mad look. Helga looks at her and says, "What!?".

The screen switches to the manicure people doing their nails. They are filing Helga's nails when they slip and Helga lets out an, "ouch!" She then stands up and stomps out of the room knocking over a table.

The screen switches to Rhonda putting books on Helga's head. Rhonda puts books on her own head and walks around the room without them falling. She then motions for Helga to try. She takes one step and all the books go tumbling down. She then ends up on the floor and scowling at Rhonda.

The screen switches to the eye brow plucking people. They are plucking Rhonda's eye brows. Helga has a look on her face that is really scared. Then, they go over to Helga and pluck one eye hair. Helga lets out one of her famous ear piercing shrieks.



Scene: At Gerald Field. Everyone is gathered around one small space. Rhonda's parent's car with tinted windows. Rhonda gets out of the car.

Rhonda: Attention everyone! When the person who is in this car gets out, you will not recognize her. She will not tell you who she is. You must figure out for yourselves who she is! And of course, I'm the one who gave her a makeover so you can give all the credit to me!! Here she is!

Helga gets out of the car. She is a complete knock out!! She is wearing pink capris, a white T-shirt, her normal white shoes and her bow is gone. She doesn't have a unibrow anymore. She has two thin eyebrows. Her hair is back in a ponytail with a little of her bangs hanging over her eyes. Everyone is staring at her with their eyes popped out of their heads and their jaws all dropped to the ground.

Arnold: (Gets that look in his eyes) Who is that!?

Gerald: I don't know man, but she is lookin' fine!

Arnold: I have to find out who she is.

Gerald: Hey Arnold, do you see who's missing?

Arnold: Who?

Gerald: Helga Pataki.

Arnold: Hey, maybe she's sick or something. There is no way that that girl could be Helga Pataki!

Gerald: Yeah, you're right man.

They both laugh at the thought.

Rhonda: Well, we'd better be starting the game!

Helga: That's right losers!

Arnold and Gerald's jaws dropped when they heard Helga talk. Rhonda gave Helga the thumbs up sign and left and Helga started walking to the "dugout". Arnold and Gerald followed her.

Arnold: Helga! What happened to you!?

Helga: Rhonda happened to me.

Gerald: But, why!!??

Helga: Because my stupid dad signed me up for this lame beauty pageant and he got Rhonda to fix me up for it. This is a complete nightmare!

Arnold: I think you look nice!

Helga/Gerald: You do?

Arnold: (He gets that look in his eyes and says dreamily) Yeah.

Gerald looks at both of them strangely. He'd never seen either one of them like this. Arnold had that look in his eye and so did Helga. He was starting to get suspicious that they liked each other. Helga didn't notice that Arnold liked her because she was so into staring at him. Arnold didn't realize either. He was kind of confused.

Gerald: Arnold. Arnold. HEY ARNOLD!

Arnold: What?

Gerald: You're up first!

Helga: (SIGH!)

Gerald: Helga, what was that all about?

Helga: Huh?

Gerald: That look you gave him? What was that?

Helga: I-I-I don't know what you're talking about.

Gerald: Oh, c'mon Helga.

Helga: It was NOTHING!!! Got it tall hairboy!

Gerald: Whatever!

Helga: (thinking) Oh no! What if he tells Arnold that I had that look!? Oh yeah, Arnold kinda knows, I think. I have to get Arnold to really notice me. But how?

Scene: The day before the pageant. All the contestants are eating a fancy dinner with their trainer. In Helga's case, that means Rhonda. Arnold and Gerald are there too, but Helga and Rhonda don't notice.

Speaker: Thank you thank you. I would like to introduce all of the Judges for the pageant. First of all, Gerald Johansen, Louie Park, Cheryl Pinek, Arnold, there's a smudge on the last name.

Helga: (Drops her fork when they say Arnold) Arnold! He's a judge!?

Rhonda: Oh, that is great Helga! Gerald is a judge too. That gives you better chances!

Helga: But Arnold is a judge!

Rhonda: So what!?

Helga: Never mind! (thinking) Oh! Arnold is a judge! This is wonderful!!! I have to win now!

TBC. (Later) *remember, this fic was from a while ago, I just revised it and made it more readable.