Disclaimer: God how I hate doing this. Oh, Well. I do not and never will own GW. This is from my own deranged mind. I swear I need to lay off the weed. Fuck!

CHIBI-VAL: Haha, I stole the bong!!

I will put you in the freezer.

CHIBI-VAL: No anything but that….I'll give it back…NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Heh…on with the story.

Help Me Chapter 3: Why oh WHY did I let Duo drive….my poor car.

So here we are, still in the parking lot, and it seems that Duo can't drive.

Duo: What does this do?

CHOKE…SPUTTER…BANG. That is the sound of my engine exploding. My life cannot get any worse.

Duo: Oops, well what does this do?

Val: NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!

Too late. BOOM. Please, kill me.

Val: I hate you Duo. This is my FAVORITE CAR!!!

Now I proceed to pull on his hair while trying to get in the front seat, but of course Treize held me back.

Val: DIE!!!!!….oh come on Treize, I was still payin' for this and now I gotta return it.We have to take the other more crappy car.

So we get in the other car and in the same seating order, except Heero is driving now. And me, you ask?

Val:(muttering/chanting) dad's gonna kill me over and over and over and over….

You get the picture, right? Treize is helping me get through this.

Treize: It's okay, we'll get it fixed and it will be as good as new. Just keep deep breathing and you'll be okay.

Hehe…at least Treize was touching me. That help a little. So anyway like twenty minutes went by with no problems(execpt for Duo changing the CD every five minutes) we arrived at the petstore. I dragged Treize, Quatre, and Zechs to the reptile section of the store while the others scattered.

Val: Hey Ian. Sup?

Ian is a very good friend of me and works there, he also gives me discounts^_^.

Ian: Not much. Why are you here? You were here a few days ago.

Val: Well, a certain braided idiot steped on poor Diga and killed the little fucker. Now I need another damn chameleon before dad gets home. Ya got anymore?

Ian: Gurl, ya got the weirdest friends. And you're lucky, we just got five more in today. You want one that looks just like Diga…Here, the perfect one. That'll cost ya $120….but for you, $90.

Val: Thanks I owe ya one. Bye.

Ian: See ya.

So off we went to find the others. Wufei was looking at the birds with Trowa, Heero was in the fish section and I wil save your poor souls the torment of what he was doing to them. But, we couldn't find the braided wonder.

Val: Treizey-kins, will ya pay for this while I find the village idiot?

Big sweatdrop all around. He complied, and I set off with my fellowship consisting of Zechs, Wufei, and Trowa to find him. We searched the fish section, the bird section, th ereptile section, and the cat section. The only section left was the dog section. Time for the group shudder. We walked in and saw the most horrible sight imaginable…Duo, with a dog collar running around being chased by all sorts of dogs ranging from dobermens to shitzus.

Val: Okay here's the plan. Zechs, you get a leash, Wufei, you take care of the dogs, and Trowa….you just stand there and act normal.

Plan set, time to begin. Wufei pushed Duo out of the way and round the dogs up. Zechs and me, well we managed to get the leash on duo and dragged him to the front of the store. Trowa followed and Wufei cam e a little later.

Val: Duo, you are impossible. Let's go home.

Going home was incident-less and dad didn't even notice that Diga wasn't reall Diga. He was pissed about the car, but he only killed me three times.

Bye for now. Hehehehe…I still have the collar and leash….come here my pretty Treize.