Yu-Gi-Oh Torture Chamber!
Chapter 1: Invitation!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters (nooooo! Kaiba!). So please don't sue me or I'll get my Kuribohs to attack you. Kuriboh! Go! . . . Silence . Aah, forget it.
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" Hey Yugi! Look at what I got!" a bigheaded blonde (Jou: What?! Tristan has a bigger head than I do.) headed towards a punk wanna-be little midget. As seeing how it's obvious they are friends, they greeted each other with 100-watt smiles.
" Jounouchi! Whatcha got there?" Yugi asked, pointing his shorter-than- average finger at the tawdry paper his friend was holding.
" I don't know. I was coming home from the Porn Video Shop and I found this on my mailbox," he gave the paper to his dwarf-like friend (Yugi: OK. I GET the point!) and he started reading out loud the words scribbled inside.
Welcome, Jounouchi Katsuya, to the Duel Monsters Island League Version 2.00000000000000000000000..(and goes on). You have been observed by special (Yugi: I can't read this word!) to go onto the League filled with (Yugi: Can't read this word either) to have fun and increase your Dueling skills!
" Well, I'm guessing that this is an invitation to another Dueling Tournament for people that duel with skill," Yugi said," Why didn't I get it? I'm a good duelist, even better than you!"
(Author's note: Yami Yugi's winning streak must have gone to his head)
" Yugi, you helped me last time to get on the previous tournament, so this time, I'll help you get on this one!" Jou said with confidence.
" Oh Jounouchi-kun, you would?" said Yugi (add adorable puppy eyes here).
" Yup. You can take my word for it," replied Jou. Then they stared at each other with yaoi lust until the Author got seriously mental and knocked them out with a mallet.
What is this invitation? And why has Yugi suddenly taken a liking to Jou? Find out, in the next chapter!
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Did you guys like it? It's gay, huh? I tried to make it funny as possible. ::sniff:: Please review~! ^__^
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or any of its characters (nooooo! Kaiba!). So please don't sue me or I'll get my Kuribohs to attack you. Kuriboh! Go! . . . Silence . Aah, forget it.
~*~*~
" Hey Yugi! Look at what I got!" a bigheaded blonde (Jou: What?! Tristan has a bigger head than I do.) headed towards a punk wanna-be little midget. As seeing how it's obvious they are friends, they greeted each other with 100-watt smiles.
" Jounouchi! Whatcha got there?" Yugi asked, pointing his shorter-than- average finger at the tawdry paper his friend was holding.
" I don't know. I was coming home from the Porn Video Shop and I found this on my mailbox," he gave the paper to his dwarf-like friend (Yugi: OK. I GET the point!) and he started reading out loud the words scribbled inside.
Welcome, Jounouchi Katsuya, to the Duel Monsters Island League Version 2.00000000000000000000000..(and goes on). You have been observed by special (Yugi: I can't read this word!) to go onto the League filled with (Yugi: Can't read this word either) to have fun and increase your Dueling skills!
" Well, I'm guessing that this is an invitation to another Dueling Tournament for people that duel with skill," Yugi said," Why didn't I get it? I'm a good duelist, even better than you!"
(Author's note: Yami Yugi's winning streak must have gone to his head)
" Yugi, you helped me last time to get on the previous tournament, so this time, I'll help you get on this one!" Jou said with confidence.
" Oh Jounouchi-kun, you would?" said Yugi (add adorable puppy eyes here).
" Yup. You can take my word for it," replied Jou. Then they stared at each other with yaoi lust until the Author got seriously mental and knocked them out with a mallet.
What is this invitation? And why has Yugi suddenly taken a liking to Jou? Find out, in the next chapter!
~*~*~
Did you guys like it? It's gay, huh? I tried to make it funny as possible. ::sniff:: Please review~! ^__^
