"Slayer, boys"

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in the parody, although I wish I could, but I don't, so there. They belong to Joss Whedon, etc. The song belongs to Avril Lavigne.

He was a boy

She was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious

He was a vamp

She had a stick

How hard should she kick?

He wanted her

She killed his kind

She just couldn't make up her mind

But all of her friends

She'd never tell

They went to his crypt and shagged really well

She is the Slayer, boys

She has really pointy toys

Spike wasn't bad enough for her

He had a demon face

But he was a basket-case

So he stalked her in his mirth

Five of her friends

They already see

In Spike's eyes, she's replaced Harmony

Buffy was dead

Brought back to life

Ripped from the Heaven of her afterlife

She was "Gone"

So she slept with him

And Xander managed to walk right in

Spike does "push-ups"

Naked in bed

Buffy likes her men to be dead

She is the Slayer, boys

She has really pointy toys

Spike wasn't bad enough for her

He had a demon face

But he was a basket-case

So he stalked her in his mirth

She is the Slayer, boys

She has really pointy toys

Spike wasn't bad enough for her

He had a demon face

But he was a basket-case

So he stalked her in his mirth

Sorry Buff, but you missed out

Anya and Spike got really drunk

The geeks had cameras in the 'Box

Willow broke through all their locks

Then for everyone to see

See how lonely Spike could be

Then the truth came pouring in

Sometimes no one really wins

He's just a boy

And she's just a girl

Can I make it any more obvious

They had to fight

Haven't you heard

How many times she's saved the world

She is the Slayer, boys

She has really pointy toys

Spike got a soul after the show

Dawn turned out really brave

She slayed demons in the cave

And even Willow came to know

She is the Slayer, boys

She has really pointy toys

Spike got a soul after the show

Dawn turned out really brave

She slayed demons in the cave

And even Willow came to know