"Slayer, boys"
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in the parody, although I wish I could, but I don't, so there. They belong to Joss Whedon, etc. The song belongs to Avril Lavigne.
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He was a boy She was a girl Can I make it any more obvious He was a vamp She had a stick How hard should she kick? He wanted her She killed his kind She just couldn't make up her mind But all of her friends She'd never tell They went to his crypt and shagged really well She is the Slayer, boys She has really pointy toys Spike wasn't bad enough for her He had a demon face But he was a basket-case So he stalked her in his mirth Five of her friends They already see In Spike's eyes, she's replaced Harmony Buffy was dead Brought back to life Ripped from the Heaven of her afterlife She was "Gone" So she slept with him And Xander managed to walk right in Spike does "push-ups" Naked in bed Buffy likes her men to be dead She is the Slayer, boys She has really pointy toys Spike wasn't bad enough for her He had a demon face But he was a basket-case So he stalked her in his mirth She is the Slayer, boys She has really pointy toys Spike wasn't bad enough for her He had a demon face But he was a basket-case So he stalked her in his mirth Sorry Buff, but you missed out Anya and Spike got really drunk The geeks had cameras in the 'Box Willow broke through all their locks Then for everyone to see See how lonely Spike could be Then the truth came pouring in Sometimes no one really wins He's just a boy And she's just a girl Can I make it any more obvious They had to fight Haven't you heard How many times she's saved the world She is the Slayer, boys She has really pointy toys Spike got a soul after the show Dawn turned out really brave She slayed demons in the cave And even Willow came to know She is the Slayer, boys She has really pointy toys Spike got a soul after the show Dawn turned out really brave She slayed demons in the cave And even Willow came to know |
