Chapter 2: Rendezvous

Sniff* People "actually" read my fic…I'm touched…hee hee. I'll make this chapter pretty long so I won't have to write several tiny chapters.

Enjoy! ^_^;;

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So as our lovable hero, Yugi and his just as lovable friend, Jounouchi, were about to get ready for the "fun" trip that will take them to the Duel Monsters Island League Version 2.00000000000000000…(and goes on), they met up with our two other lovable friends, Tristan, who seemed to be busy facing the wall and err.., shooting built-in water guns, and Tea, practicing for her next friggin "Friendship" speech as well as measuring surges. XD

(Author's Note: I'm sounding awfully corny today…)

" Wow Tristan! Your piss is going 40 miles per hour!" said Tea.

" Oh really?" asked Tristan. " Hyuuh.., lookie Tea, I can write graffiti with this thing," and so he did. After a few "directing", he managed to write a sloppy " Fuck you bitch" on the already muddled wall. Good thing it was made up of perennial concrete.

" Tristan! Tea! Betcha you can't guess what I got in the mail!" yelled Jou.

" Whoaaaaaa, Jou, you got the "Girls Gone Wild" video already?" exclaimed Tristan, ready to ransack his backpack for such an erratic material.

" No, you bastard! Why would I buy such a thing?" (Author coughs loudly). " Here's what I meant," and he gave the, yes, TAWDRY piece of paper to them. After examining if for 2 hours, Tristan says one thing:

" I can't read."

Sooooooo, after a few moments of explanation, the two decide to go as well, just like last time.

Awww.., I want friends like these! X_X

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" Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~!" an I'm-going-into-puberty like voice echoed throughout KaibaCorp.

I kinda gave away who that character was, right?

Anyhoo, it WAS Seto Kaiba, but can this be? Kaiba-sama can't act like, well, that

" Master Kaiba? Sir…," said the guy that looks a lot like Billy from third grade except that this dude has a triple chin. You know who I mean, the guy who asked Yugi's gramps to duel Kaiba. " There's, uh.., mail for you, sir."

Seeing that Kaiba wasn't responding, he forcefully entered his "Master's" room. And there, Kaiba was dancing around in his Fruit of the Loom undies (Author: *Drools*) with his stereo blasting the windows of his capacious room and singing nonsense barbaric tribe ritual songs O_o...

" MASTER KAIBA SIR!" with this Adam's apple throbbing like an opera singer on crack, the Billy wanna-be finally gave Kaiba a clue what he was doing. Now serene, he turned off his 6'7" stereo and put on normal attire.

"Yes? What do you want SERVANT?" Kaiba-sama emphasized the word *SERVANT*. " You have interrupted me in my moments of climax. No more blowjobs for you."

The poor Billy wanna-be, evidently petrified of his master acting so UN-Kaibaish, just left the mail on the table and ran away screaming like a little girl.

Oy, I'm TIRED of writing! Presume a few days went by…

Yugi, Jou, Tea, and Tristan are at the harbor, waiting for the ship.

" Heh, it's like when we went to the Duel Monsters Tournament last year," said Tristan.

" …heart of the cards…", "…beat his ass…", "..friends stick together!" (A/N: sorta obvious who said this, ne? =) and then finally, someone actually said a notable quote:

" Hey, isn't that Kaiba?"

Kaiba, with his acute sense of hearing and everything else, heard the New Yorker accent clearly from Jounouchi. Realizing Yugi Mutou was there, he quickly hid his Chupa Chups and tried to look as sophisticated as he can.

Will they reach the island without starting a fight with Kaiba? And why is Kaiba acting like this? And just where did the Billy wanna-be except that he has a triple-chin servant run off too?…Don't ask me! I'm not psychic! XD

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Just please review…