Chapter 3: On the…Ship
Whoa, I haven't updated in a while, ne? After waiting several months for at least one new review, H-Goddess-sama gave up and decided she wants to finish this and kill herself after finishing this damn fic. Woe is me, woe is me….PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! My life depends on it! T.T. If I get at least 3 reviews, all of you shall be rewarded with a lifetime supply of Pocky( anou…, that is, if I can pay for it…).
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"KAIBA IS HERE?!" Jou yelled in his naturally loud voice. Everybody knows how much Jou hates Kaiba-sama, right?……………………..
( A/N: I have this tendency to talk to myself ever since I had seizures. Forewarning, folks.)
"Jounouchi-kun, don't be so LOUD," said Tea. She seemed unusually happy with Kaiba's appearance. Ohhhhhhhhhh, that bitch! ….Anyway, no matter what Tea said, nothing could break Jou's death glare at Kaiba
"Hmmph!" Kaiba just stared back at the teen with a disinterested look. Of course, physically, Kaiba was able to keep his air of conceit, but internally, his intensified doses of sugar had increased his hyperness. Poor Kaiba-sama. He was suffering from toomuchsugar-itis.
"Will all duelists and other freeloaders( Tristan: Uh..Tea, Yugi, I think we've been caught…) please go to the lobby( Jou: Lobby? Lobbies on ships?) for instructions and other whatsitmabobs?" The speaker on the top left on this page played a recorded message. Yugi and co. obeyed and left Kaiba in the port. Kaiba, who had been holding his breath the whole time, trying his best not to say something that will mortify him forever, let out a huge sigh of relief and after a few doses of pepper spray on his @#$%^, went into the ship as well.
Yes, I'm trying to keep this a PG-13 fic. I will try not to use bad and/or vulgar language.
NOT
Anyhoo, everyone went into the "lobby" and sat in those comfy expensive Victorian chairs you only see on TV and waited for someone or something to happen.
Yes, indeed something did happen! A beautiful lady, dressed in full medieval England apparel, came out into the "lobby". She was so beautiful, she even made Tea get a boner!…Right…
"Duelists," the beautiful lady spoke with an impressive voice, "freeloaders," she paused to look at Tea, "and wanna-be's, welcome to Duel Monster Island League Version 2.000000000000...(and so on)." She smiled triumphantly to know that she had finished a sentence. She frowned, "Unfortunately, the 'master' of this tournament has not prepared a speech for me and…I FORGOT MY LINES!" She started crying hysterically and ran out of the "lobby", leaving everyone dumfounded.
The lady came back. "Oh yeah! I forgot to introduce your captain! He's-"
"Please, please, Doddy( where did I get this name? I dunno!)," interrupted a too familiar snobby voice, "I can introduce myself very well, thanks."
Yugi stood up almost immediately and his spiky hair became more erect than usual. "It's.., it's Pegasus!"
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*Gasp!* Oh lordy lordy! What shall our fellow duelists do? Run for cover? Play strip poker? Sharpen my pencil? Deary me, it's all up to you heroes to review this and inspire me to write more!…………Yeah right……………
I suck at writing!
