Chapter 4: Shipwrecked!

Hey! I got EXACTLY 3 reviews! You peoples! All you care is about pockys, not my story, huh?! Ah, seemed to be the case anyway. Here pocky. *Throws some* and review puh-leaze! T.T. I would be honored if you even flamed my story! Flame all you want! XD. And for those of you who asked, of course Bakura-sama will be here! Just..in another chapter or so…

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"Oh, hello Yugi-boy." said Pegasus. ( Author: *Whacks Pegasus* That is SO annoying!) (Pegasus: Ok, Author-boy) (Author: *Whack* )

"P-Pegasus, what are you doing here?!" Yugi said angrily.

"What do you think I'm doing? I'm getting paid for being a captain, that's all," said Pegasus, dramatically moving his arms saying so.

"B-but, if you are the captain, who's steering the ship?" asked Jou bluntly. And THEN it got to everyone that the ship was not controlled by the captain.

BOOM!

The ship had crashed into…something! Water began pouring in deeply from its side and our characters began screaming bloody murder and running in a daze.

Except Kaiba of course.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Waves!

The sting started to hurt Yugi's bare back. It was…light. He slowly got up to see that he was on a nice sandy beach on an island. He closed his eyes for a moment to remember what happened: He was on a ship, and it crashed into something and now he was on an island. He opened his eyes to see that his friends were still lying unconscious around him.

Guess who he went to first?

"JOUNOUCHI!" Yugi yelled as he ran to his friend clutching his ears from the unexpected noise. Yugi helped Jou up as he shook his head.

"Ugh…,Yugi, what the hell just happened?" Jou asked softly.

"I-I don't know…let's wake Tristan up," said Yugi.

"TRISTAN!" Yugi yelled as he ran to his friend who jumped because of the unexpected noise. Tristan then closed his eyes.

"Awww man! I was having such a nice dream with girls dancing without their tops..," Tristan began drooling at the corner of his mouth. Jou whacked him out of his daydream.

"Jou, should we wake Tea up?" asked Yugi innocently.

Jou looked at the fallen brunette, and then the angry glare of the audience. "No, Yugi. I don't think so." And they left without waking the girl. God, was that the sweetest thing.

Now our characters can have a heavenly adventure without the loud-mouth.

But…

A strong gust of wind stopped the boys in their tracks. Five Paul Frank monkeys fully equipped with medieval armor and weapons stood in front of their way. After some garbling to each other, they started to attack the heroes.

"Gyaaaaaaaaaah!" Jou screamed in pain as two monkeys pulled his humongous hair. The other two struggled as well until the monkeys threw a smoke bomb and caused them to fall unconscious again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dreams!

"Ogh…," Yugi got up again to find that now, he was in some kind of dungeon not properly taken care of. As always, he woke his friends with his unexpected screams and looked around. It was a huge dungeon that smelled like deodorant left in the sun for too long.

Yugi glanced around until he saw a mirror. But Yugi wasn't standing up, and he wasn't that hot either( XD)! It was…(insert drum roll here) Yami Yugi!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Both the Yugi's yelled as they saw their alter ego. Usually, Yami merged with Yugi's own soul but this time, Yami Yugi had a body of his own to control.

"Chikusho! Just when I thought I was rid of you for good!" yelled Yami Yugi in rage. He sighed, "I have protect your wimpy ass again."

Yugi ignored the remark and his eyes pinpointed to another soul. He had a silver hair, a mean look on his face, and a freakishly sexy body. It was…(insert drum roll again) Yami Bakura! He was next to our lovely boy Ryou-chan, who seemed to be unconscious.

"Y-Yami Bakura?" Yugi asked questionably. How can their Yami's be in the same dimensions as they were? Unless they were in the Shadow Realm!

"Hmmph!" Yami Bakura kinda stared at Yugi in his sexy lil ignorant way and pouted.

"Uhh…," Kawaii lil Bakura started rising up from his slumber.

"Bakura! Are you okay?" Jou ran up to suppot Bakura's head.

"Ohh..," Bakura slightly groaned, " I don't feel so virgin anymore…"

O_O;;;; "Did the author do this to you?" Jou asked.( Bakura Fans: NANI?!)

BOOM!( Again)

"Dammit! You guys are so annoying!" An unknown person boomed through the second floor look out.

"Agh! You are-" Yugi pointed out.

"Yeah, I'm the author, you little twit!" (I just HAD to put myself here. Who else is torturing them but me?)

Jou suddenly got brave and actually had the courage to yell at the author. "What the hell are you trying to do to us?!"

The Author just blinked in boredom. "I'm writing a fanfic aren't I?"

"Well, where are we?!" Jou yelled again

The Author smiled( evilly! Muha!) " You are in the heart of the Yu-Gi-Oh Toture Chamber!"

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Gasp! I actually got to the point where I torture my precious Yu-Gi-Oh boys! Hooray! Alright, the 5th person to review this shithole gets a date with Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII! Good Luck!