Ahh, this chapter just explains how the girls went...well nuts. Its okay for what its worth. Chapter four is where all the fun is!



Chapter 3:

Origins...of insanity!

Everything has an origin, even insanity. Your not well one day then completely nuts the next. So in this next chapter I, the narrator, shall explained to you, with detail, on how the girls developed such strange conditions. We shall start with Quistis...who we all know is now extremely additiced to coffee.

Quistis was a normal woman. A little bit of a norm, but that was because she was teacher. You become a little dull when you acquire such a job. But remember Quistis was fired, her license revoked, all because she slept with Seifer and people thought that was the only reason she passed him. And it was one hundred percent true too. That whole 'I don't have leadership abilities' was a loud of crap.

So moving on to the whole point...Quistis kept a diary. She had this diary since she entered the garden. (Well actually she had to get a new one because the previous one filled up quickly and a new one after that...) So she had three diaries, but that's not the point. To keep herself from confining all her problems to everyone else, she wrote in the diary everyday writing everything that got on her nerves or made her happy and such.

Well if you read chapter one you would know that Quistis' diary was stolen. Which brings us up to her condition...

On that faithful day her diary was stolen, Quistis was having one crappy ass day. First Rinoa convinced her to help her learn some sorceress stuff and that had turned bad. She went from blonde hair to black to green to blue to back. After that Rinoa had made her temporarily blind. When that finally blew over she left the raven haired girl to deal with the magic herself.

So adding on to that, Zell and Selphie were fighting over a thing of pudding and it ended up on her new Ralph Lauren shirt. And when things can't get worst they do. The headmaster decided to give her a mission. Not bad. With Zell and Seifer has her supporting SeeD.

So when she returned to her room, she was prepared to spill all of her problems on to a piece of paper, but couldn't. Her diary was missing. She had trashed her room and everything, but couldn't find it.

Now you ask what does a missing diary have to do with anything? Well it has to do with everything. Quistis wrote in that diary every night and went to sleep soundlessly because she had gotten so much off her chest. Without her diary Quistis went to bed that night frustrated and with a lot on her mind.

This process continued and slowly Quistis started sleepwalking. Some say she was doing it to discover who her long lost love was and other's say because she had a sleeping problem. Well the minority was right. The minority being the one's saying she had a sleeping problem.

When Quistis discovered her sleeping problem and noticed how it was getting worst she did something to solve her problem. She drank coffee day in and day out. Morning, noon, and night.

So now you know Quistis' problem and how it came to be. Now let's move on to Rinoa.



Rinoa's situation was a bit simpler than Quistis. First off, Rinoa only kept a diary because as a child no one ever wanted to listen to her and she'd be dammed to hell before she talked to that man that said he was her father. So it was sort of a companion.

So when Rinoa's 'companion' and listening buddy suddenly vanished and she couldn't find things began to happen. She first went to Squall and talked to him while he was doing something on his laptop. Even though he hadn't listen to a damn thing she said it had helped, but not as much as her diary.

So a couple days later, Rinoa was sitting at her desk doing homework when she heard something. It was a voice. So she turned to this voice and who would have guess she would see herself in the corner of her room. Not knowing how she got over there and she was still there she asked herself what she was doing there. Her self gladly explained that Rinoa's need to tell someone her problems caused her to active her sorceress powers and create an essence of herself.

So her and her 'essence' started talking and Rinoa discovered that her essence was a bitch and was plain rude. She also came to discover that since her bitchy essence was apart of her she could take over her body anytime she damned please, but had failed to do so for awhile because Rinoa had a strong will and was, well, all powerful.

But since Rinoa is now nuts we should be well aware that her essence got control for awhile and that lead up to the day in the Quad. Her evil essence was in control and the whole park thing was the good, real Rinoa distracting her evil essence long enough to reclaim her body.

Now Selphie was a lost cause. Her problems began way before her diary turned up missing. In fact, Selphie didn't even know her diary was missing. Her problem was that she was so insecure and had so much self pity that she thought that no one was attracted to her. For some GOD awful reason, Selphie was under the impression that Squall was madly in love with her and when he was off with Rinoa to get her cured in Esthar, it came to her attention that he didn't like her.

Then she thought Zell liked her, but he had that little library girl and that was the end of that one. So here she was standing around trying to get people to sign up for the festival and get a date and neither was happening. It made Selphie depressed beyond levels of healing.

That whole incident in the Quad was a bit of a shock towards Selphie. She didn't really expect Rinoa to agree to kill her and then go through with it. It was her ticket out, but it backfired because Rinoa decided to go off on a tree.

So there you have it. The truth behind the insanity. And it was all caused because of the diaries. Wow, who would have thought...?