Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!

Raine's Creation!

The Author wishes to say:

Hey! I had to do it sometime!

The Animorphs and Jake…

Jake: Ahem? The Animorphs and Jake?

Sorry…

The Animorphs and Ax…

Jake: That's better.

…are walking down the street.

Marco: Singing do-wa-didi-didi-dum-didi-do!

A Voice: MARCO! SHUT UP!

Marco: Jeez! Sorry!

Jake: You'd better be!

Marco: Huh?

Jake shakes his head.

Jake: Sorry, personal demons.

Everyone nods.

A Voice: Mwahahahaaaaaaa! I condemn you to an eternity in fan fics! Mwahahahaaaaaaa!

Everyone looks around confused.

A Voice: ~Sighs~. Up here!

Everyone looks up to see a huge face.

Everyone: Oh! Hi!

Tobias: Who are you?

The Voice: I'M A GODDAMN FAN FIC WRITER!

Ax: Hey, don't curse!

Fan Fic writer: Quiet, or I'll erase you from this fic.

Ax: mutters in Andalite.

The Fanfiction writer: Anyway, I'm Raine, the greatest fanfiction writer of all time, yada-yada-yada.

Cassie: Wait, I thought that…

A deafening boom sounds.

Cassie: …was the greatest fanfiction author of all time!

RAINE: Um… well, you see…. Uh…well… The tractor wasn't my fault. Now...

Everyone rolls their eyes.

Rachel: (Sighs) so, what do you want us to do? Start having outrageous sex? Kill each other in strange ways? C'mon! It's all been done!

RAINE: No. I want you to fetch something for me.

They wait for a full minute.

Tobias: Well? What do you want us to get?

RAINE: I want you to fetch me…

A pause occurs…

RAINE: a SHRUBERRY!

Pause…

Pause…

Pause…………

RAINE: Uh, please?

Pause….

The Animorphs and Ax: Hahahahaha!

Cassie: It's been done already!

Marco: Yeah! Monty Python's Holy Grail thing!

RAINE: I KNOW! I WROTE THAT!

They all shake their heads.

RAINE (Sighs) Okay. I'm sorry, but I didn't want to have to do this…

Suddenly, out of no where, Michael Jackson, Jerry Lewis, Britney Spears, N*Sync's Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake and Gilbert Godfrey appear!

Animorphs: AAAAAAAAHHHH!

Will they escape? Find out in some fic the author hasn't written yet!