Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!
Raine's Creation!
The Author wishes to say:
Hey! I had to do it sometime!
The Animorphs and Jake…
Jake: Ahem? The Animorphs and Jake?
Sorry…
The Animorphs and Ax…
Jake: That's better.
…are walking down the street.
Marco: Singing do-wa-didi-didi-dum-didi-do!
A Voice: MARCO! SHUT UP!
Marco: Jeez! Sorry!
Jake: You'd better be!
Marco: Huh?
Jake shakes his head.
Jake: Sorry, personal demons.
Everyone nods.
A Voice: Mwahahahaaaaaaa! I condemn you to an eternity in fan fics! Mwahahahaaaaaaa!
Everyone looks around confused.
A Voice: ~Sighs~. Up here!
Everyone looks up to see a huge face.
Everyone: Oh! Hi!
Tobias: Who are you?
The Voice: I'M A GODDAMN FAN FIC WRITER!
Ax: Hey, don't curse!
Fan Fic writer: Quiet, or I'll erase you from this fic.
Ax: mutters in Andalite.
The Fanfiction writer: Anyway, I'm Raine, the greatest fanfiction writer of all time, yada-yada-yada.
Cassie: Wait, I thought that…
A deafening boom sounds.
Cassie: …was the greatest fanfiction author of all time!
RAINE: Um… well, you see…. Uh…well… The tractor wasn't my fault. Now...
Everyone rolls their eyes.
Rachel: (Sighs) so, what do you want us to do? Start having outrageous sex? Kill each other in strange ways? C'mon! It's all been done!
RAINE: No. I want you to fetch something for me.
They wait for a full minute.
Tobias: Well? What do you want us to get?
RAINE: I want you to fetch me…
A pause occurs…
RAINE: a SHRUBERRY!
Pause…
Pause…
Pause…………
RAINE: Uh, please?
Pause….
The Animorphs and Ax: Hahahahaha!
Cassie: It's been done already!
Marco: Yeah! Monty Python's Holy Grail thing!
RAINE: I KNOW! I WROTE THAT!
They all shake their heads.
RAINE (Sighs) Okay. I'm sorry, but I didn't want to have to do this…
Suddenly, out of no where, Michael Jackson, Jerry Lewis, Britney Spears, N*Sync's Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake and Gilbert Godfrey appear!
Animorphs: AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Will they escape? Find out in some fic the author hasn't written yet!
