Kmoney: *walks in wearing a black skirt business suit* I am a lawyer! Feel
my wrath!
People: We feel it, we feel it!
Kmoney: Good! *pulls off suit revealing a little carebear suit* I am a carebear...feel my wrath!
People: We feel it, we feel it!
Kmoney: *pulls off carebear suit, revealing normal clothes* I am a normal, avearage teenager, trying to find my place in the world!
People: RUN, she's going to kill us! *all run*
Kmoney: You weren't suppose to feel any wrath there...*sweatdrops* Eh...shall we go on...
Chapter 6:
Its the Devil's Elevator!
Note: When these * pop up that means its the elevator. These are its thoughts
Nida frowned and he looked around. "Guys...can ten people fit in this elevator?"
"YES!" Selphie snapped. She turned to Rinoa and smiled sweetly. "Rinoa, kill me!"
Essence (In Rinoa's body) looked at Selphie. "Sure!"
Rinoa frowned. Don't do it! Geesh! You're gonna get me in some shit!"
"Not my problem!" Essence chirped and prepared to kill Selphie. She lifted her hand in the air.
"My nose!" Squall cried and held his nose, where Rinoa nailed him. "No magic in the elevator!"
"Oh, you're so-" Rinoa flinched, shook for a second then shook her head. "Finally, thank you Squall."
"For what?"
"Distracting her."
"Who?"
"Essence."
"Who's that?" Zell wondered.
Before Rinoa could reply the elevator started laughing and screeched to a stop.
"Did anyone, but me just hear the elevator laugh?" Keri asked.
Irvine raised his hand, along with everyone else. Seifer was banging his head on the wall.
"I knew something would go wrong!" he looked around for someone to blame this on and pointed at Rinoa. "Kill the sorceress!"
"What?" Rinoa asked confused.
Nida and Zell were advancing on Rinoa.
"Hey! Stop that!" Squall ordered. "Don't touch her!"
Xu suddenly laughed and jumped at Squall. "I'll kill you for playing with my emotion."
"What...the hell is going on?" Quistis asked. She looked around before she spotted the normal looking Seifer banging his head on the wall again. "Hey, Seifer what's going on? Man do I have a headache. I feel like I've been gone for a few days."
Seifer looked at her. "We're stuck in an elevator and something's going on between Xu and Squall. Are you still hyper?"
"I was hyper? Now how did I do that?"
"You've been drinking coffee for a week." Selphie explained quietly. "You took my job as the stupid hyper person, but now that your back. I guess I CAN BE HYPER AGAIN!"
"So no more suicidal attempts?" Nida asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'm still killing myself..." Selphie replied. "But I'll smile when I'm dead!"
'Get her off!' Squall begged in his head.
"Slap her, Rinoa." Essence pressured.
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't want to!" Rinoa snapped.
*Hey, everyone, listen up now!* called a voice.
"I'm hearing things again..." Keri muttered.
Zell looked at her. "No your not. Unless of course we're both hearing things."
*WILL EVERYONE LISTEN!*
Silence quickly came and the voice sighed.
*Thank you, now I would all like to welcome you on the elevator*
"Mr. Elevator are you going to kill us?" Irvine asked.
*No naked boy, I am not...no wait..I might.*
Irvine gulped, he never expected to be killed in a elevator.
"Well, if I'm gonna die, I want you to get laid!" Essence demanded. Rinoa stared at her and then glared.
"You have a dirty mind!"
"Hey! I'm right dumb ass!"
"Slut!"
"Virgin!"
Rinoa gasped and pointed at Essence. "I know you are, but what am I?"
"A virgin!"
"I know you, but what am I?"
"I'M not a virgin!"
"I know you are bu--wait, huh? How can you not be a virgin? I'm a virgin!"
Everyone was now staring at her.
"Hey, Squall look you'll be the first to take her breath away!" Irvine chuckled.
Xu frowned and glared at Rinoa. "Why did you just tell us all that?"
Rinoa looked at Xu with a annoyed expression. "I'm not talking to you!"
Squall frowned his famous frown. "Is this really the time to be fighting? We're stuck in a evil talking elevator."
*Hey, who told you I was evil?*
"Lucky guess..." Squall replied.
"Ya know what!?" Zell exclaimed. "I bet this is happening because of our plan. We're going to hell because we're ambitions, dirty-minded, we take advantage of women, and we make weird noises!"
"We're going to hell for being MEN!" Squall, Nida, Seifer, and Irvine all exclaimed.
Nida huffed. "I don't see how you can punish one sex and not the other! Its unfair."
"What are we!?" cried Keri, "chop liver? I thought I was a woman and I'm also in this elevator..."
"And what plan are you talking about?" Selphie wondered.
"MEN STUFF!" Zell, Squall, and Irvine replied.
"Great...I'm being sent to hell because of these three..." Seifer grumbled.
"Hey, let's get back to the subject at hand here people!" Xu jumped in. "Rinoa hasn't explained to us why she just informed us of her virginity."
"Maybe she likes to spread her business on the street.." Quistis said simply.
Xu turned to Quistis then looked back at Rinoa, who had air in the headlock.
Rinoa for her part wasn't paying any attention to them. She was now very angry at Essence for making her yell out those things.
"Let go of me!" Essence demanded. She then punched Rinoa, who stumbled back into the glass and started a series of punches before Rinoa's eyes flash white and she stepped back.
"UH-OH!" Essence exclaimed. "I think its time for me to go!" with that she poofed out of site. Rinoa's eyes were still flashing white.
Seifer's eyes widen. "Hey, why are you staring at me like that!?"
"You will all die!" Rinoa said very low.
"Even me?" Squall asked timidly.
Rinoa looked at him. "Yes."
"That sucks..." He looked at Xu. "Well, Xu, looks like I do love you. Shall we have sex now?"
Xu smiled and hugged Squall.
Nida was in the corner getting very frustrated. "Dammit! I don't want to die! Squall do something about your crazy girl!"
"Yeah, Squall!" Quistis added. "Its not right for people to be killed by someone as friendly as Rinoa."
"I liked you better when you only thought about coffee..."
"You wish..." Quistis snapped back.
Selphie jumped at Squall and put him in the headlock. "Look buddy, you will do something about your crazy girlfriend or I'll kill you in a slow and painful way..."
Squall pushed Selphie off of him and nodded. "Okay, okay." 'I hate them all!'
He turned to Rinoa, who was holding her hand in the air. "U-L-T"
"AHHHHH!" Everyone started screaming.
"Somebody do something!" Nida cried.
"She's gonna cast Ultima on us!" Selphie whined. "I don't want to be killed...wait yes I do. Go ahead Rinoa!"
Squall started thinking of a plan. His thoughts were all racing together making everything all musy like mash potatoes. Suddenly something dawn on him and he pulled out his gunblade. "Rinoa...I..lo..err...like you alot, but you gonin' down!"
Everyone looked at Squall wondering what he was planning to do to Rinoa with his gunblade.
"Hey, is he going to kill her?" Zell asked.
"Its better her, then us." Seifer replied. "Survivor of the fittest; kill or be killed..."
"If someone gives you lemons make lemonade..." Keri added.
"What?" Quistis wondered. "That has nothing to do with what were talking about."
"Oh, I know, but someone gave me lemons, so..." She lifted a picture of lemonade. "Who wants lemonade!?"
"Oh, I do!" Zell raised his hand and held out his cup that was in his back pocket.
"And...!" Irvine announced. "If someone gives you potatoes make vodka!"
"And let me guess, someone gave you potatoes..." Xu joked.
"Well...no, but I do have some vodka! I'm gonna die drunk." Irvine pulled out a canister and started gulping down.
Squall was just staring at them all, then he remembered what he was doing, but it was too late.
"Ultima!" Rinoa summoned and cast.
"This blows..." Seifer muttered and shielded his eyes from the bright light.
That was the last thing anyone had heard before everything got bright and such.
*Dammit! I was suppose to kill them!* whined the elevator.
People: We feel it, we feel it!
Kmoney: Good! *pulls off suit revealing a little carebear suit* I am a carebear...feel my wrath!
People: We feel it, we feel it!
Kmoney: *pulls off carebear suit, revealing normal clothes* I am a normal, avearage teenager, trying to find my place in the world!
People: RUN, she's going to kill us! *all run*
Kmoney: You weren't suppose to feel any wrath there...*sweatdrops* Eh...shall we go on...
Chapter 6:
Its the Devil's Elevator!
Note: When these * pop up that means its the elevator. These are its thoughts
Nida frowned and he looked around. "Guys...can ten people fit in this elevator?"
"YES!" Selphie snapped. She turned to Rinoa and smiled sweetly. "Rinoa, kill me!"
Essence (In Rinoa's body) looked at Selphie. "Sure!"
Rinoa frowned. Don't do it! Geesh! You're gonna get me in some shit!"
"Not my problem!" Essence chirped and prepared to kill Selphie. She lifted her hand in the air.
"My nose!" Squall cried and held his nose, where Rinoa nailed him. "No magic in the elevator!"
"Oh, you're so-" Rinoa flinched, shook for a second then shook her head. "Finally, thank you Squall."
"For what?"
"Distracting her."
"Who?"
"Essence."
"Who's that?" Zell wondered.
Before Rinoa could reply the elevator started laughing and screeched to a stop.
"Did anyone, but me just hear the elevator laugh?" Keri asked.
Irvine raised his hand, along with everyone else. Seifer was banging his head on the wall.
"I knew something would go wrong!" he looked around for someone to blame this on and pointed at Rinoa. "Kill the sorceress!"
"What?" Rinoa asked confused.
Nida and Zell were advancing on Rinoa.
"Hey! Stop that!" Squall ordered. "Don't touch her!"
Xu suddenly laughed and jumped at Squall. "I'll kill you for playing with my emotion."
"What...the hell is going on?" Quistis asked. She looked around before she spotted the normal looking Seifer banging his head on the wall again. "Hey, Seifer what's going on? Man do I have a headache. I feel like I've been gone for a few days."
Seifer looked at her. "We're stuck in an elevator and something's going on between Xu and Squall. Are you still hyper?"
"I was hyper? Now how did I do that?"
"You've been drinking coffee for a week." Selphie explained quietly. "You took my job as the stupid hyper person, but now that your back. I guess I CAN BE HYPER AGAIN!"
"So no more suicidal attempts?" Nida asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'm still killing myself..." Selphie replied. "But I'll smile when I'm dead!"
'Get her off!' Squall begged in his head.
"Slap her, Rinoa." Essence pressured.
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't want to!" Rinoa snapped.
*Hey, everyone, listen up now!* called a voice.
"I'm hearing things again..." Keri muttered.
Zell looked at her. "No your not. Unless of course we're both hearing things."
*WILL EVERYONE LISTEN!*
Silence quickly came and the voice sighed.
*Thank you, now I would all like to welcome you on the elevator*
"Mr. Elevator are you going to kill us?" Irvine asked.
*No naked boy, I am not...no wait..I might.*
Irvine gulped, he never expected to be killed in a elevator.
"Well, if I'm gonna die, I want you to get laid!" Essence demanded. Rinoa stared at her and then glared.
"You have a dirty mind!"
"Hey! I'm right dumb ass!"
"Slut!"
"Virgin!"
Rinoa gasped and pointed at Essence. "I know you are, but what am I?"
"A virgin!"
"I know you, but what am I?"
"I'M not a virgin!"
"I know you are bu--wait, huh? How can you not be a virgin? I'm a virgin!"
Everyone was now staring at her.
"Hey, Squall look you'll be the first to take her breath away!" Irvine chuckled.
Xu frowned and glared at Rinoa. "Why did you just tell us all that?"
Rinoa looked at Xu with a annoyed expression. "I'm not talking to you!"
Squall frowned his famous frown. "Is this really the time to be fighting? We're stuck in a evil talking elevator."
*Hey, who told you I was evil?*
"Lucky guess..." Squall replied.
"Ya know what!?" Zell exclaimed. "I bet this is happening because of our plan. We're going to hell because we're ambitions, dirty-minded, we take advantage of women, and we make weird noises!"
"We're going to hell for being MEN!" Squall, Nida, Seifer, and Irvine all exclaimed.
Nida huffed. "I don't see how you can punish one sex and not the other! Its unfair."
"What are we!?" cried Keri, "chop liver? I thought I was a woman and I'm also in this elevator..."
"And what plan are you talking about?" Selphie wondered.
"MEN STUFF!" Zell, Squall, and Irvine replied.
"Great...I'm being sent to hell because of these three..." Seifer grumbled.
"Hey, let's get back to the subject at hand here people!" Xu jumped in. "Rinoa hasn't explained to us why she just informed us of her virginity."
"Maybe she likes to spread her business on the street.." Quistis said simply.
Xu turned to Quistis then looked back at Rinoa, who had air in the headlock.
Rinoa for her part wasn't paying any attention to them. She was now very angry at Essence for making her yell out those things.
"Let go of me!" Essence demanded. She then punched Rinoa, who stumbled back into the glass and started a series of punches before Rinoa's eyes flash white and she stepped back.
"UH-OH!" Essence exclaimed. "I think its time for me to go!" with that she poofed out of site. Rinoa's eyes were still flashing white.
Seifer's eyes widen. "Hey, why are you staring at me like that!?"
"You will all die!" Rinoa said very low.
"Even me?" Squall asked timidly.
Rinoa looked at him. "Yes."
"That sucks..." He looked at Xu. "Well, Xu, looks like I do love you. Shall we have sex now?"
Xu smiled and hugged Squall.
Nida was in the corner getting very frustrated. "Dammit! I don't want to die! Squall do something about your crazy girl!"
"Yeah, Squall!" Quistis added. "Its not right for people to be killed by someone as friendly as Rinoa."
"I liked you better when you only thought about coffee..."
"You wish..." Quistis snapped back.
Selphie jumped at Squall and put him in the headlock. "Look buddy, you will do something about your crazy girlfriend or I'll kill you in a slow and painful way..."
Squall pushed Selphie off of him and nodded. "Okay, okay." 'I hate them all!'
He turned to Rinoa, who was holding her hand in the air. "U-L-T"
"AHHHHH!" Everyone started screaming.
"Somebody do something!" Nida cried.
"She's gonna cast Ultima on us!" Selphie whined. "I don't want to be killed...wait yes I do. Go ahead Rinoa!"
Squall started thinking of a plan. His thoughts were all racing together making everything all musy like mash potatoes. Suddenly something dawn on him and he pulled out his gunblade. "Rinoa...I..lo..err...like you alot, but you gonin' down!"
Everyone looked at Squall wondering what he was planning to do to Rinoa with his gunblade.
"Hey, is he going to kill her?" Zell asked.
"Its better her, then us." Seifer replied. "Survivor of the fittest; kill or be killed..."
"If someone gives you lemons make lemonade..." Keri added.
"What?" Quistis wondered. "That has nothing to do with what were talking about."
"Oh, I know, but someone gave me lemons, so..." She lifted a picture of lemonade. "Who wants lemonade!?"
"Oh, I do!" Zell raised his hand and held out his cup that was in his back pocket.
"And...!" Irvine announced. "If someone gives you potatoes make vodka!"
"And let me guess, someone gave you potatoes..." Xu joked.
"Well...no, but I do have some vodka! I'm gonna die drunk." Irvine pulled out a canister and started gulping down.
Squall was just staring at them all, then he remembered what he was doing, but it was too late.
"Ultima!" Rinoa summoned and cast.
"This blows..." Seifer muttered and shielded his eyes from the bright light.
That was the last thing anyone had heard before everything got bright and such.
*Dammit! I was suppose to kill them!* whined the elevator.
