Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!
Part 2!
Raine's Creation!
The Author wishes to say:
If you don't like it, I'll sick Jerry Lewis on ya, pretty lai-deeeee!
Narrator: We rejoin our friends as they are confronted by Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!
Raine's Creation!
Pause
Audience: What was that?
Raine: I hit paste by accident.
Audience: Oh…
Yes, well, we rejoin our heros as they are confronted by a few of the world's greatest failures: Michael Jackson, Gilbert Godfrey, Britney Spears, Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake and Jerry…
Jerry Lewis: LAAAAAAIDIES!
A hand appears out of mid-air and smacks Jerry Lewis.
Raine: Quiet you!
Rachel: This is all you can offer against US? I mean… (looks towards Marco, who is exchanging saliva with one Britney Spears)… what are you doing?
Marco: Mmmph! Mmm mphm mm mph!
Translation: Jeez! What does it look like, fool?
Rachel: Thanks…
Jake: Marco, unhand that… girl… whatever… let go!
Ax: I knew that he like computers, but that's a little too far…
Justin Timberlake pushes Marco off of his girlfriend.
Justin Timberlake: (in a high pitched voice) What do ya think you're doing, turkey?
Marco: (pushes back) Apparently soon, your girlfriend!
Britney Spears: Boys! Don't fight! I hate fights… I know! We can threeway!
Justin Timberlake: YAY!
Marco shudders and runs to Rachel.
Marco: Save me please!!!
Rachel sighs and glowers at Britney Spears (who is now swapping spit with two Justin Timberlake and Jerry Lewis).
Rachel: Oh my God, she is such a ho!
Rachel storms over to Britney Spears and punches her. Britney Spears goes down and Rachel jumps on her.
Cassie: That's my friend!
She runs over and tackles Britney Spears. All of the guys, including Ax, unfold some chairs and popcorn magically appears in their hands.
Tobias: Nothing like a good old fashioned cat fight!
Jake: You said it, little buddy!
They all laugh, Marco adding in, "Oh Jake! Ha ha!"
Raine: You're enjoying this? Bah! I want to see you cower in fear! I want you to scream, cry, beg me to stop. I-wait a minute! I've got it!
POOF! Jerry Lewis, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Gilbert Godfrey, Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake all disappear. In their place…
Tobias: A bag?
Cassie: That's what will scare us and make us beg?
Jake: A bag?
Raine: Just take a look inside!
Rachel cautiously peers inside. She lets out a high pitched scream. Marco's head explodes but reappears. Tobias goes crazy and flys around wildly. Cassie covers her head in pain. Jake screams too. Ax just looks around confused.
Ax: What is it?
Rachel reaches into the bag and pulls out a can.
Rachel: SPAM!!!
Ax nods, then screams as well.
Raine awoke from this odd dream and shook his head.
Raine: Jeez, what a weird dream! Scares the hell out of me just thinking about it!
Pause.
Raine: Hey! I got a new fan fic idea!
