Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!

Part 2!

Raine's Creation!

The Author wishes to say:

If you don't like it, I'll sick Jerry Lewis on ya, pretty lai-deeeee!

Narrator: We rejoin our friends as they are confronted by Another Demented, Whacked-Out, Hyper-Active, Out of Control, Insane Fan Fic, Not Used For The Endorsement or Marketing of Animorphs!

Raine's Creation!

Pause

Audience: What was that?

Raine: I hit paste by accident.

Audience: Oh…

Yes, well, we rejoin our heros as they are confronted by a few of the world's greatest failures: Michael Jackson, Gilbert Godfrey, Britney Spears, Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake and Jerry…

Jerry Lewis: LAAAAAAIDIES!

A hand appears out of mid-air and smacks Jerry Lewis.

Raine: Quiet you!

Rachel: This is all you can offer against US? I mean… (looks towards Marco, who is exchanging saliva with one Britney Spears)… what are you doing?

Marco: Mmmph! Mmm mphm mm mph!

Translation: Jeez! What does it look like, fool?

Rachel: Thanks…

Jake: Marco, unhand that… girl… whatever… let go!

Ax: I knew that he like computers, but that's a little too far…

Justin Timberlake pushes Marco off of his girlfriend.

Justin Timberlake: (in a high pitched voice) What do ya think you're doing, turkey?

Marco: (pushes back) Apparently soon, your girlfriend!

Britney Spears: Boys! Don't fight! I hate fights… I know! We can threeway!

Justin Timberlake: YAY!

Marco shudders and runs to Rachel.

Marco: Save me please!!!

Rachel sighs and glowers at Britney Spears (who is now swapping spit with two Justin Timberlake and Jerry Lewis).

Rachel: Oh my God, she is such a ho!

Rachel storms over to Britney Spears and punches her. Britney Spears goes down and Rachel jumps on her.

Cassie: That's my friend!

She runs over and tackles Britney Spears. All of the guys, including Ax, unfold some chairs and popcorn magically appears in their hands.

Tobias: Nothing like a good old fashioned cat fight!

Jake: You said it, little buddy!

They all laugh, Marco adding in, "Oh Jake! Ha ha!"

Raine: You're enjoying this? Bah! I want to see you cower in fear! I want you to scream, cry, beg me to stop. I-wait a minute! I've got it!

POOF! Jerry Lewis, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Gilbert Godfrey, Lance Bass and Justin Timberlake all disappear. In their place…

Tobias: A bag?

Cassie: That's what will scare us and make us beg?

Jake: A bag?

Raine: Just take a look inside!

Rachel cautiously peers inside. She lets out a high pitched scream. Marco's head explodes but reappears. Tobias goes crazy and flys around wildly. Cassie covers her head in pain. Jake screams too. Ax just looks around confused.

Ax: What is it?

Rachel reaches into the bag and pulls out a can.

Rachel: SPAM!!!

Ax nods, then screams as well.

Raine awoke from this odd dream and shook his head.

Raine: Jeez, what a weird dream! Scares the hell out of me just thinking about it!

Pause.

Raine: Hey! I got a new fan fic idea!