Kmoney: *runs in the room and trips over a log* Ahh! *jumps up* I'm okay! So anyways, I have an annoucement. I LOVE COOKIES!

Advice: Did you hear that!? Kmoney loves cookies!

Seifer: Cookie-wuss!

Kmoney: That's why your dream was pathetic and the only way your ever going to fulfill is if you become Rinoa's knight and I don't think your gonna get that blue duster anytime this century!

Seifer: SHUT-UP! *runs away*

Advice: Everyone Seifer ran away!

Kmoney: There are things I can do to you. Evil things...*smirks evilly*

Advice: I'm outtie! *runs*







Chapter 7:

Heaven Never Looked So Good

Seifer was upset.

There was no other way to put it. His upsetness vibrated off of him like a pager vibrating and such. His scowls towards everyone told them to leave him alone. And the way he cursed out anything that came near him was the most obvious reason why the left him alone. But for some reason one person in particular never caught the hint...

"OH! C'mon Seifer don't be such a downer!" Selphie screamed.

Seifer glared and looked forward, then he looked at Selphie and glared harder. "I being a downer is the perfect way to be considering we're all WALKING to the light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Why are we walking to this damn light anyway?" Rinoa questioned, cocking her head to the side.

At the question all eyes landed on her. Everyone was this close to wringing Rinoa's little neck. Sure they loved her and she was their friend, but putting all that aside, she did kill them.

And if it weren't for Squall and his damn over-protectiveness, they would have all had the satifacation of torturing the raven beauty and then feeding her remains to her own puppy.

But then again that was just Seifer cruel thought. Who knew what was running through the rest of their heads.

And speaking of which what is running through the rest of their heads.

'Hotdogs, sex, hotdogs, sex...'

'I wonder if I made my bed today...?'

'How did I get put into all of this...?'

'Guns, sex, guns..oh man Selphie looks so hot bouncing around Seifer. Her boobs go up, down, up, down...'

'I still don't know why were walking towards this light...'

'Hotdogs, sex, hotdogs, sex...'

'Seifer is soooo hot...why am I thinking that? Bad thought! Bad thought! Think happy things...clouds, cookies, cake....'

'Oooh, that Squall! He makes me soooo mad, leading me on like that...I would kill him if we weren't already dead....'

'I wonder if it'll ever be possible for us to live on Jupiter? I wonder how long till we reach the end of this tunnel. It's pretty long. I'm bored. When I'm bored I need to do something. Perhaps...something fun..something real fun, but what?'

'Why am I here!? This is a punishment! I hate the world!'

'Hotdogs, sex, hotdogs, sex....'

Although interesting thoughts in their own freaky way, no one was really voicing what they were thinking. And since these young people were so into their own thoughts silence was all that was going on.

"This tunnel is pretty long..." Zell commented.

"Yep..." Irvine agreed.

"Definitely..." Squall followed up.

"It sucks ya know?" Zell started. "We never did get to fulfill our dreams."

"I know this blows!" Seifer exclaimed.

Upon this comment escaping his lips, everyone looked at Seifer.

"I thought you did fulfill your dream." Rinoa brought up.

Seifer looked at her deadly. "No sweet Rinoa, I didn't get to fulfill my dream."

Her expression turned to curiosity. "Okay, then, what is your dream?"

Seifer grinned. "Why, to have sex with you?"

Squall would have said something, but he was off in his head, where things like Seifer announcing that he his dream is to sleep with Rinoa just didn't process correctly.

"Hey...Squall, aren't you angry?" Keri asked.

"...Whatever." came the reply.

"Your not upset at the least?" she continued.

"...Whatever."

Keri's eye twitched and then a smile played on her lips.

"Hey, Squall, would you like for me stripe bare, give you a lap dance, and suck Irvine's dick all at the same time?"

"OH WOULD YOU!?" Irvine begged. "I'm a little dry down here."

"...Whatever." Squall replied.

Keri looked at Rinoa. "How do you get through to him?"

Rinoa let herself grin. Xu let herself frown. Quistis let herself pull out a camera. Selphie well...Selphie was too busy annoying Seifer to give a damn.

Rinoa moved close to Squall and leaned next to his ear. "You simply...do THIS!" she stood on her tip toes, and leaned to whisper into Squall's ear. Suddenly Squall's expression turned to that of shock and he quickly turned to face the wall while mumbling incoherent things to himself. Rinoa just grinned and skipped further down the tunnel.

Nida was confused. Irvine was confused. Zell wanted to know what she said.

"Hey, Squall, what did she say?" Zell begged. He jumped in front of the suddenly nervous Squall, who shirked back.

"I didn't do it!" Squall yelled and ran ahead.

"She's got dirt on him." Nida pointed out. Very bored and dull might I add. He could have been a little happy about it. But being killed by the commander's girlfriend does make a man upset.

Quistis herself had return to her on little world when all of sudden they all saw Rinoa run into the light and vanished. Squall soon followed and soon everyone had made the transaction between the tunnel and this new place.

The place was like a palace. The walls were a goldish-white marble and the floor was beautiful silverish tiles. From where they were standing they could see two large golden arched gates. A long line of about millions of people started at the gate which continued passed them and onward. Tables were spread around the large room. Refreshment booths were lined on the walls and were all busy taking orders. Angels soared by on their wings talking to the recent decease or offering them a refreshment. Others were busy talking among themselves. Some were dressed in business suits, holding cellphones, and some were wearing more casual gear, but only a few were found wearing the stereotyped stuffed.

Heaven was a business world and Rinoa liked every minute of it.

Rinoa smiled and ran forward. She giggled and twirled around in circles. Seifer idly wondered if she was aware that she was the reason they were all here. He decided he should ask.

"Rinoa, you do know you killed us all?" He said bluntly.

Whatever happiness Rinoa possessed quickly vanished as she stared at Seifer. "What?"

"You killed us!" Nida decided to answer. "You cast Ultima in the evil demented elevator from hell and kill us!"

"Hey, don't blame Rinoa for all this!" Selphie fought back. "Its not her fault."

Irvine looked at Selphie. "Look, Selphie, as much as I love Rinoa, it is her fault."

"Oh, yeah." remembered Selphie. She looked at Rinoa and smiled sheepishly. "It is your fault."

Rinoa clasp her necklace and looked at the ground. "I'm sorry."

"Ahhh! Rinoa!" Everyone, but Squall, Seifer, and Nida exclaimed. Squall because he just didn't flow with releasing his feelings, Seifer because he just didn't give a damn, and Nida because he felt it was truly her fault and they shouldn't forgive her so easily. Which he had every right to feel like that too!

"WHAT!? She says sorry and you forgive her!?" Nida blew. "What the hell is wrong with you people!? She killed us!"

"So what's your point?" Zell inquired, crossing his left ankle over his right and folding his arms.

Nida was almost speechless. I said almost speechless. "What do you mean what's my point!? She should be punished and struck down to hell!"

Rinoa yelped and dove behind Squall. Squall was starting to frown.

"It was just a mistake!" Selphie explained. She nodded and looked a Rinoa. "Right, Rinoa?"

Rinoa peered from behind Squall and nodded lightly.

Selphie nodded back. "See, a mistake."

"But a mistake that cost us all our lives."

"I honestly don't see why your so upset." Keri joined in. She was beginning to feel that the author forgot about her out. Again.

Nida took this moment to stare at the rest of the people that made the journey through that tunnel with them. He spotted Seifer, who was had been mad since the day he met him and decided he should help.

"Help me Seifer."

"HA!" Seifer exclaimed. "I don't give a damn! They forgive and I don't care. Besides Squall is frowning in a way that only means trouble."

Nida took this time to look at Squall and a few things registered in his mind. One was that Squall was the commander, the other one was that he had yelled and said Rinoa should be sent to hell. The last thought made Nida fear Squall. He had said that to Rinoa; Rinoa was Squall's girlfriend; Nida was screwed.

So what's everyone thinking now...

'Oh, God, I wonder what Quistis looks like nothing on...! I'm drooling must stop...oh God Quistis is hot!'

'Hotdog, sex, hotdogs, sex...'

'Oh, dear, I left my planner back at the garden. My life will be unplanned! What am I going to do? Dammit, did I make my bed or not today?'

'I really want to kill someone right now! Where's someone to kill when you need someone useless around!?'

'When I was little, I went to the park. At the park I played in the sand...God lord Squall and Seifer are hot! Man what to do what to do!'

'This is all her fault...'

'This is all his fault...'

'Hotdogs, sex, hotdogs, sex...'

'I should just walk away and wait in the line. The faster I get over there, the quicker judgment will be past on me.'

'I wish I was sent to hell...or they were...one or the other. I hope I don't ever have to deal with these people again. They think they're so cool because they saved the world...I hate them all.'

'I'm actually acting on my emotion! Wow! This is a new delightful feeling and I hate it! Wait...who are you? What are you doing reading my mind? Go away! Ah...whatever!'

And returning to the people themselves and not their thoughts; Squall frowned, Nida frowned, and someone got their ass kicked.