This is my first try at a story (away from Minkas prying eyes) and I'm kinda mostly asleep right now so its going to be probably short and crappy but I'm sure you can deal with that. Sorry if I repeat myself. Sorry if I repeat myself.

Legolas, Gimli ,Aragorn and Gandalf sat around the table I the middle of the table each holding five cards each except for Aragorn who was only allowed one card because he is a king and probably already has enough money and doesn't need to win any more.

"What are the rules again?" asked Aragorn.

One, kings are only allowed one card, Two, the guy with the pointy hat always wins," answered Gandalf.

"Three, it's not cheating when an elf does it," continued Legolas.

"And four, do not use the dwarf to rest your drink on," finished Gimli. The group had begun to do this when they found that the dwarf had an unusually flat head once he removed his helmet. After they ring was destroyed these four realized that they really had nothing to do now so everybody had decided to take their boredom out on Aragorn in a card game that could very well turn violent.

"Why is it that even though I'm king now that nobody like me," whined Aragorn.

"'Cause everybody thinks your ugly and you can't pronounce my name right," Legolas said.

"Open 600," said Gandalf.

"Raise you 900,"said Gimli.

"That's not very nice," cried Aragorn.

"But you're the worst character in the story. It's my job as one of the better characters to make fun of you." replied Legolas.

"That's it elf," he climbed over the table and grabbed the elf's hair, pulling his wig off to reveal a brown Mohawk.

Legolas broke into tears as he stared at his $4000 wig in the kings hand.

"That's it, kingo. Nobody ,but nobody except me can hurt his feelings." cried Gimli.

" We've had all we can stands, and we can't stands no more." Yelled Gandalf.

Each pulled a large Aragorn beating stick from behind their backs.

"Get him."

They began to club him until Gandalf called to stop.

"Maybe he's had enough,"

"No. I paid good money for that wig and I have a really good idea what to do to him.

Within five minutes they had him strung up like a pinyata while Gandalf and Legolas beat him while Gimli stood underneath catching everything that fell out (mostly teeth).

"Stop right there," cried a voice.

Author Note: I thought it best leave it there cause I want some one to suggest a new way to hurt Aragorn and I will see what I can do.

P.S. This is only for people who hate Aragorn. People who like him are just sad.