This is for tinkerbell ( cause she's the one who gave me the best review). All you Aragorn lover's out there can go to hell and I don't need a reason to hate Aragorn, how can you not hate him????? I'm awake for this chapter so I will try and make it longer this time.
After Aragorn had finished his little burning episode and Legolas had come back from his little romp in the bushes the group had become bored. Aragorn lay moaning on the ground crying in pain from his 3^rd degree burns.
Gimli walked over to inspect him.
`Hey, this is freaky guys. His eyebrows didn't burn off,' he called.
`Good,' said Legolas `Let's see how he likes hair removal.'
Gandalf tied the king to a tree while Legolas got out his set of tweezers and nail files and selected a pair.
`Owwwwwaarrggghhhhhh,' screamed Aragorn as he began to pluck out Aragorns eyebrows one at a time, very slowly.
When that was done and Aragorn was in even more pain it was Gandalf who suggested,
`Well he's tied to a tree so we might as well cut it up and roll it down a hill.
A few good swipes from Gimli's axe and they began to rool him down a hill.
Gandalf and Gimli winced every time he went under the trunk but Legolas smiled happily for revenge is sweet.
Okay it was still kinda short but I ain't getting paid so what do I care.
After Aragorn had finished his little burning episode and Legolas had come back from his little romp in the bushes the group had become bored. Aragorn lay moaning on the ground crying in pain from his 3^rd degree burns.
Gimli walked over to inspect him.
`Hey, this is freaky guys. His eyebrows didn't burn off,' he called.
`Good,' said Legolas `Let's see how he likes hair removal.'
Gandalf tied the king to a tree while Legolas got out his set of tweezers and nail files and selected a pair.
`Owwwwwaarrggghhhhhh,' screamed Aragorn as he began to pluck out Aragorns eyebrows one at a time, very slowly.
When that was done and Aragorn was in even more pain it was Gandalf who suggested,
`Well he's tied to a tree so we might as well cut it up and roll it down a hill.
A few good swipes from Gimli's axe and they began to rool him down a hill.
Gandalf and Gimli winced every time he went under the trunk but Legolas smiled happily for revenge is sweet.
Okay it was still kinda short but I ain't getting paid so what do I care.
