Here we go again and with no help from the readers (you ugly bastards).
Gimli, Legolas and Gandalf followed the rolling Aragron tree for about five to ten minutes before they got bored.
`That's it,' Legolas cried and stamps off to find an unruffled wig.
`Wanna play another game of cards?' Gimli asked Gandalf.
`Why not,' replied the wizard and deals their hands out.
`Ahhhhhh, ow, Ahhhhhh, ow,' the tree continued to squash him as he was continually rolled over by it because he was tied to it.
`I, ow guess, ow this, ow is, ow going, ow last for, ow awhile, ow damnit,' Aragorn cried when he could.
The felled tree rolled in the distance ready to have some marvelous adventures.
`Just hold still.'
`I am holding still,' said Boromir, wiggling around.
`Your are not,' yelled Faramir `I'll tell Dad your being difficult again.'
`No you won't, cause I have three arrows sticking out of me and I'll tell him that you did it,' said Boromir.
`Hold still.'
`Your hurting me,' cried Boromir.
`Am not,' replied Faramir.
It was then that they both heard a sound that could only be described as a tree that rolled and squashed a king every so often.
`Ahhhhh shi-,' they both cried as the tree hit them, pressing them into each other.
They watched as it rolled over the horizon.
`Damn,' said the two `Dad isn't going to like this.'
Boromir with his three arrows in his torso and now Faramir with his torso impaled on the other ends.
They both stood up and waddled off to Gondor.
That's another on for you. And Minka wants a return chapter so watch out Legolas!!!!!!
Gimli, Legolas and Gandalf followed the rolling Aragron tree for about five to ten minutes before they got bored.
`That's it,' Legolas cried and stamps off to find an unruffled wig.
`Wanna play another game of cards?' Gimli asked Gandalf.
`Why not,' replied the wizard and deals their hands out.
`Ahhhhhh, ow, Ahhhhhh, ow,' the tree continued to squash him as he was continually rolled over by it because he was tied to it.
`I, ow guess, ow this, ow is, ow going, ow last for, ow awhile, ow damnit,' Aragorn cried when he could.
The felled tree rolled in the distance ready to have some marvelous adventures.
`Just hold still.'
`I am holding still,' said Boromir, wiggling around.
`Your are not,' yelled Faramir `I'll tell Dad your being difficult again.'
`No you won't, cause I have three arrows sticking out of me and I'll tell him that you did it,' said Boromir.
`Hold still.'
`Your hurting me,' cried Boromir.
`Am not,' replied Faramir.
It was then that they both heard a sound that could only be described as a tree that rolled and squashed a king every so often.
`Ahhhhh shi-,' they both cried as the tree hit them, pressing them into each other.
They watched as it rolled over the horizon.
`Damn,' said the two `Dad isn't going to like this.'
Boromir with his three arrows in his torso and now Faramir with his torso impaled on the other ends.
They both stood up and waddled off to Gondor.
That's another on for you. And Minka wants a return chapter so watch out Legolas!!!!!!
