Thank you for some good reviews, though I still think anyone who likes
Aragorn is a stupid freak. About the review that suggested castration of
him, I'd rather keep away from that area of Aragorn but I will file that
away for future use if need be. Hehehehehe.
The tree came to a stop right about there. See there??? That little spot by the large tree in the forest. Good. I'm glad you understand. Aragorn had managed to get the ropes undone and looked around him.
'Crap,' he stated when he realized that this was the place that he and the others had started the card game. In fact Gimli and Gandalf were still going at it.
He tried to sneak away quietly but ended up standing face to face with Legolas and the girl who could only be described as Minka who seemed to be attached to his arm.
'She came with the wig,' said the elf while pointing to his head.
'And where do you think your going,' asked Minka, who for no particular reason was brandishing a whip of black leather. (And no, Legolas does not have any whip lashings on his back. I'm not so sure about his legs though.)
'No where Ma'm,'Aragorn said looking at the ground.
'Good. Turn around,' she commanded.
He did as she bade and she began to whip him repeatedly.
'Dirty boy,' she cried 'Dirty boy.'
'Hey,' whined Legolas.
'Don't worry, Hubby,' she held up a ring with a diamond bigger than her head 'don't be jealous. I love you.'
It was at this time that her four hobbit bridesmaids came along throwing flowers everywhere.
'All hail Minka,' Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry cried.
"Crap,' was all that Aragron could say.
'Salt and ice,' cried Ligulas.
Everybody threw ice and salt on to Argons wounds and there was much merry making.
Tharp she blows??????????? /
The tree came to a stop right about there. See there??? That little spot by the large tree in the forest. Good. I'm glad you understand. Aragorn had managed to get the ropes undone and looked around him.
'Crap,' he stated when he realized that this was the place that he and the others had started the card game. In fact Gimli and Gandalf were still going at it.
He tried to sneak away quietly but ended up standing face to face with Legolas and the girl who could only be described as Minka who seemed to be attached to his arm.
'She came with the wig,' said the elf while pointing to his head.
'And where do you think your going,' asked Minka, who for no particular reason was brandishing a whip of black leather. (And no, Legolas does not have any whip lashings on his back. I'm not so sure about his legs though.)
'No where Ma'm,'Aragorn said looking at the ground.
'Good. Turn around,' she commanded.
He did as she bade and she began to whip him repeatedly.
'Dirty boy,' she cried 'Dirty boy.'
'Hey,' whined Legolas.
'Don't worry, Hubby,' she held up a ring with a diamond bigger than her head 'don't be jealous. I love you.'
It was at this time that her four hobbit bridesmaids came along throwing flowers everywhere.
'All hail Minka,' Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry cried.
"Crap,' was all that Aragron could say.
'Salt and ice,' cried Ligulas.
Everybody threw ice and salt on to Argons wounds and there was much merry making.
Tharp she blows??????????? /
