Let's begin:
Disclaimer: I own nobody but that never stopped anybody before.
A/N: I realize now that the majority of my reviews are people flaming me about doing something to poor little Aragorn or just telling me that I am plain sick. First of all, do you really think I am serious (only about 75% of the time) and secondly, get over yourselves. To anybody who actually liked this fic all I can say is that you rock and thanks for reading.
A/N2: Advanced sucking abilities is a true story that my best friend Minka actually has. Check her out on this sight.
Once again the characters of this story had gathered again to discuss the weirdo who was writing this story.
'So, what's your plan Gandalf?' Legolas asked.
'Strike,' he answered proudly.
'Why?' said an Aragorn 'It's not like we get paid or anything.'
'Can't hurt,' said another.
'Can if we piss the author of,' said a third.
'POP,' said the shampoo bottle.
The whistle blew for them to go back to work.
'We shall meet again,' cried Gandalf and walked off.
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The bottle cried "POP" as its shampooy contents flew toward the elf and wizard.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,' cried the girl who could only described as Minka cried as she flung herself between Legolas and the mutagenic shampoo.
Unfortunately she was to fast and by the time she had soared in front of the elf the shampoo was still on its way.
'Crap,' she cried as she tried her last resort. She used her advanced sucking abilities. Able to please an elf across the other side of the room, and anyone who got caught in the crossfire, she suck the air which stop the shampoo in mid-flight. It turned direction and headed straight for her. She quickly ducked and by the time all this had occurred she looked around and saw that Legolas and Gandalf were being carried by thirty or so Aragorn clones while she stood, facing the evil bottle alone.
'POP', it cried, getting ready to shoot again.
'Mwraaaaaaaaghhhhhhh,' a war cry that was so stupid, even for the one who was crying it came from behind 'Peeeee rrrrrrreeeoooooodddddhhhhhhhhcccccccnnnnnnssssiiiiivbbbbbbfffffkkkkkr,'
Gimli the dwarf began merrily hacking up the Aragorns while singing "He's a lumberjack and he's okay" song and managed to trample the bottle in the process.
As Gimli began his hacking so merrily Minka walked over and asked for help from him to help retrieve her Legolas and Managed to persuade him by promising my Aragorn hacking sessions. After agreeing they set off to find Legolas. Is it just me or did they forget Gandalf?????????/
This must be proof that I am losing it (don't say a word Minka). Hope you can all deal with that. And next time Minka find Legolas trapped in a tower and tell to let down his hair and he promptly throws his wig on her. Stay tuned.
Disclaimer: I own nobody but that never stopped anybody before.
A/N: I realize now that the majority of my reviews are people flaming me about doing something to poor little Aragorn or just telling me that I am plain sick. First of all, do you really think I am serious (only about 75% of the time) and secondly, get over yourselves. To anybody who actually liked this fic all I can say is that you rock and thanks for reading.
A/N2: Advanced sucking abilities is a true story that my best friend Minka actually has. Check her out on this sight.
Once again the characters of this story had gathered again to discuss the weirdo who was writing this story.
'So, what's your plan Gandalf?' Legolas asked.
'Strike,' he answered proudly.
'Why?' said an Aragorn 'It's not like we get paid or anything.'
'Can't hurt,' said another.
'Can if we piss the author of,' said a third.
'POP,' said the shampoo bottle.
The whistle blew for them to go back to work.
'We shall meet again,' cried Gandalf and walked off.
*********
The bottle cried "POP" as its shampooy contents flew toward the elf and wizard.
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,' cried the girl who could only described as Minka cried as she flung herself between Legolas and the mutagenic shampoo.
Unfortunately she was to fast and by the time she had soared in front of the elf the shampoo was still on its way.
'Crap,' she cried as she tried her last resort. She used her advanced sucking abilities. Able to please an elf across the other side of the room, and anyone who got caught in the crossfire, she suck the air which stop the shampoo in mid-flight. It turned direction and headed straight for her. She quickly ducked and by the time all this had occurred she looked around and saw that Legolas and Gandalf were being carried by thirty or so Aragorn clones while she stood, facing the evil bottle alone.
'POP', it cried, getting ready to shoot again.
'Mwraaaaaaaaghhhhhhh,' a war cry that was so stupid, even for the one who was crying it came from behind 'Peeeee rrrrrrreeeoooooodddddhhhhhhhhcccccccnnnnnnssssiiiiivbbbbbbfffffkkkkkr,'
Gimli the dwarf began merrily hacking up the Aragorns while singing "He's a lumberjack and he's okay" song and managed to trample the bottle in the process.
As Gimli began his hacking so merrily Minka walked over and asked for help from him to help retrieve her Legolas and Managed to persuade him by promising my Aragorn hacking sessions. After agreeing they set off to find Legolas. Is it just me or did they forget Gandalf?????????/
This must be proof that I am losing it (don't say a word Minka). Hope you can all deal with that. And next time Minka find Legolas trapped in a tower and tell to let down his hair and he promptly throws his wig on her. Stay tuned.
