Here we go again,
'Hello. Can anybody here me? This is Gandalf. If you have been reading this story you may have forgotten me by now but that does not mean I have gone anywhere. The author has been getting on my nerves of late so I have gotten my revenge but having him hog-tied, thrown in the back of a car and drove off a bridge. Unfortunately he lived and as my punishment he is making me apologize before he does the same to me. Farewell.'
The car enclosed Gandalf was drove over the bridge by the mad author who managed to forget to get out. Shit.
Disclaimed: See last chapter
A/N: My head hurts.
Where was I? OH yeah.
Minka and Gimli stopped for a rest. Minka hunted for food while the dwarf went through his body part collections.
'Forty-five, forty-six, forty-seven, forty-eight,' he piled the teeth up as he counted them proudly.
'What are you doing,' cried Minka when she came back 'We have to find Leggie.'
'But Minka-,'
'No excuses. He will soon be my husband one day, I hope,'
'Ah yes but-,'
'No buts. How could you be so inconsiderate?'
'If you'd just listen-,'
'How can I listen when he's all alone out there,'
'But he's,'
'You don't even care do you?'
'HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU,' the dwarf screamed.
'What?'
'In the big tower. Looking all forlorn.'
Minka turned and two feet behind her was a huge stone tower with a sad looking elf looking down from the only window.
'Legolas, Legolas, throw down your wonderful hair so that I may climb up and rescue you.'
He promptly threw down his wig, which landed on her head.
'No you idiot,' she cried, throwing his wig back to him.
'Why doesn't he just jump?' suggested Gimli.
'Good idea. Legolas, sweety, honey, darling, why don't you jump and I catch you.'
She stretched out her arms to catch him but winced as she heard the loud thump. She peered to her left at the elf shaped hole in the ground.
'Ooppps.'
There you go. Let's see if I can come p with anything else next time????
'Hello. Can anybody here me? This is Gandalf. If you have been reading this story you may have forgotten me by now but that does not mean I have gone anywhere. The author has been getting on my nerves of late so I have gotten my revenge but having him hog-tied, thrown in the back of a car and drove off a bridge. Unfortunately he lived and as my punishment he is making me apologize before he does the same to me. Farewell.'
The car enclosed Gandalf was drove over the bridge by the mad author who managed to forget to get out. Shit.
Disclaimed: See last chapter
A/N: My head hurts.
Where was I? OH yeah.
Minka and Gimli stopped for a rest. Minka hunted for food while the dwarf went through his body part collections.
'Forty-five, forty-six, forty-seven, forty-eight,' he piled the teeth up as he counted them proudly.
'What are you doing,' cried Minka when she came back 'We have to find Leggie.'
'But Minka-,'
'No excuses. He will soon be my husband one day, I hope,'
'Ah yes but-,'
'No buts. How could you be so inconsiderate?'
'If you'd just listen-,'
'How can I listen when he's all alone out there,'
'But he's,'
'You don't even care do you?'
'HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU,' the dwarf screamed.
'What?'
'In the big tower. Looking all forlorn.'
Minka turned and two feet behind her was a huge stone tower with a sad looking elf looking down from the only window.
'Legolas, Legolas, throw down your wonderful hair so that I may climb up and rescue you.'
He promptly threw down his wig, which landed on her head.
'No you idiot,' she cried, throwing his wig back to him.
'Why doesn't he just jump?' suggested Gimli.
'Good idea. Legolas, sweety, honey, darling, why don't you jump and I catch you.'
She stretched out her arms to catch him but winced as she heard the loud thump. She peered to her left at the elf shaped hole in the ground.
'Ooppps.'
There you go. Let's see if I can come p with anything else next time????
