Disclaimer: I own nobody but that never stopped me before.
A/N: Note to Hiyami: Sure you can be in it since you asked so nicely. I would give you Legolas but Minka is my friend and has threatened to hurt if I do (we go to the same school) but I will see what I can to.
Note to everybody: Since people have been talking about it in my reviews you can now expect castration of a certain character within the next couple of chapters.
Leaving the dwarf outside Minka was dragged along the tunnels by the Gollum like creatures to what looked like a large underground throne room.
'Where am I?' asked Minka.
'You are in my palace,' cried a voice from behind.
Minka turned to see a girl who can only be described as Hiyami (cool name by the way) sitting in a throne. In the throne next to her Legolas was tied and gagged and hopefully for his sake drugged.
'What are you doing with my love?' shrieked Minka.
'My love,' said Hiyami, holding up Legolas' left hand which now sported a gold ring 'I married him the instant I saw him.'
'Give him back.'
'Seize her,' Hiyami cried.
From out of the walls stepped fifty or so Aragorn clones. They and the Gollum creatures advanced upon Minka.
Just as they were about to grab her there was a bang and smoke filled the room.
'Cough, cough. Wait, this isn't a birthday party for me,' cried Gandalf. He stared at the author 'Why do you tease me so? Is my mental health a game to you? It's my birthday and I want presents.
'Precious,' cried the Gollum creatures as they charged him and dragged him down the tunnels out of everybody's way.
Back to the others.
The Aragorn doubles were just about to grab Minka when something was about to jump in and save her. I really can't think of anything right now so they just grabbed her, okay?
'To the pits,' cried Hiyami, cradling Legolas in her arms.
'Nooooooooo. Save me Legolas,' cried Minka as they dragged her away.
On to the next chapter, when I can bother to write it.
A/N: Note to Hiyami: Sure you can be in it since you asked so nicely. I would give you Legolas but Minka is my friend and has threatened to hurt if I do (we go to the same school) but I will see what I can to.
Note to everybody: Since people have been talking about it in my reviews you can now expect castration of a certain character within the next couple of chapters.
Leaving the dwarf outside Minka was dragged along the tunnels by the Gollum like creatures to what looked like a large underground throne room.
'Where am I?' asked Minka.
'You are in my palace,' cried a voice from behind.
Minka turned to see a girl who can only be described as Hiyami (cool name by the way) sitting in a throne. In the throne next to her Legolas was tied and gagged and hopefully for his sake drugged.
'What are you doing with my love?' shrieked Minka.
'My love,' said Hiyami, holding up Legolas' left hand which now sported a gold ring 'I married him the instant I saw him.'
'Give him back.'
'Seize her,' Hiyami cried.
From out of the walls stepped fifty or so Aragorn clones. They and the Gollum creatures advanced upon Minka.
Just as they were about to grab her there was a bang and smoke filled the room.
'Cough, cough. Wait, this isn't a birthday party for me,' cried Gandalf. He stared at the author 'Why do you tease me so? Is my mental health a game to you? It's my birthday and I want presents.
'Precious,' cried the Gollum creatures as they charged him and dragged him down the tunnels out of everybody's way.
Back to the others.
The Aragorn doubles were just about to grab Minka when something was about to jump in and save her. I really can't think of anything right now so they just grabbed her, okay?
'To the pits,' cried Hiyami, cradling Legolas in her arms.
'Nooooooooo. Save me Legolas,' cried Minka as they dragged her away.
On to the next chapter, when I can bother to write it.
