A/N: You may have noticed that one of the characters is having some problems of late. Since I am afraid of him trying to smother me in my sleep I have decided to devote some time to him. A special note to the 'darkest writer' : 1. Get over it. I am a lord of the rings fan but I don't take myself to seriously okay 2. I keep on writing because people like you (and of course some fans as well) keep on reviewing me.



'What's wrong, Gandalf?'

The wizard pouted his lips 'Nothing.'

'Come on. Something's bothering you.'

'You don't care.'

'I know but your difficult to work with like this so I had better work this out now or we will have no peace.'

'You keep forgetting me all the time.'

'I'm sorry.'

'No your not.'

'Well, I guess that's true.'

'See. You hate me.'

'Well, kinda yeah.'

The wizard began to cry and pulled his hat over his face.

'Everybody hates me.'

'No they don't. Well maybe they do. I'm not really sure.'

He began crying harder.

'Stop that. Now.'

He started crying harder still.

'If you don't stop crying I will do something bad to you.'

'Go ahead,' he said through tears 'I don't care anymore.'

'You asked for it then.

For no reason at all Gandalf was now wearing a cheer leaders outfit and started to dance the tango by himself until an Aragon double joined him.

The picture begins to fade out.

'I will have my revenge,' he yelled as everything faded to darkness.



I just that I would mention that Gandalf is actually one of my favorite characters. We just got into an argument and he pissed me off so this is my way at getting back at him.