Disclaimer: I own everything (though I seem to have misplaced my sanity).
A/N: A couple more of you cool reviewers asked if you could be in it so why not. The new guest stars are Cerridwyn and Lotrangelle who will now just be Angelle. I'll try to be nice but look what I made Minka do and she's my friend (and we go to the same school so she's in a position to hurt me). Here I go again. And to all those people who hate me and want to write fanfic's about me can go ahead cause it wouldn't be the first time.
Minka's war cry was drowned out as she was rushed by both the Gollum creatures and Aragorn clones.
'Hahahahahahahahahaha. You shall never defeat me,' cried Hiyami as she petted Legolas' wig, having misplaced his body thirty seconds ago.
'You know that I am technique ally married to him,' Minka told the underground queen.
'So what,' she replied 'Never stopped anybody before.'
'Good point.'
'Take her away,' Hiyami screamed on the top of her lungs.
The clones and creatures began to drag Minka in the same direction as they had taken Gandalf two chapters ago (or was it three?).
'STOP,' two voices cried in unison.
Everybody turned to see a girl who could only be described as Cerridwyn and the girl whose name I shortened to Angelle.
'Who are you?' asked Hiyami.
'Duh. They just said that,' said Cerridwyn 'Like, two sentences ago.'
'Hi Minka,' said Angelle as she walked up to Minka and began to stare at her.
'Uh. Who the hell are you?'
'I'm your sidekick. I like sunny days, puppy dogs and dandelions,' she told her.
'I can see that this arrangement isn't going to work out very well,' Minka muttered.
'So I guess that makes you my sidekick?' asked Hiyami.
'Dream on,' scoffed Cerridwyn 'I'm only here for one thing and now that I've got it I'm gonna leave now,' and she pulled Legolas out from behind a rock.
'He's mine,' cried Hiyami and Minka.
'He's Minka's,' cried Angelle.
'Sorry losers,' Cerridwyn made a face as she climbed the ladder that led back to the surface.
'After her,' Minka and Hiyami screamed as they saw her disappear from sight.
'Yes, after her,' screamed Angelle.
'Your really starting to bug me, you know,' Minka told her sidekick.
'Sorry Ma'm,' said Angelle.
Everyone (the clones and creatures included) began to clear out into the forest.
When all was quiet you hear the sound of a lonely dwarf.
'Help me,' whimpered Gimli 'Oh no. The rabbits ate my teeth collection.'
There we go. If ya wanna join in then just ask me. All I request is that you give me a name for your character.
Notice: Gandalf did not appear in this chapter because he and I got into a fight and he has run away to lick his wounds. I managed to escape with only a couple cuts but he came out pretty bad. Oh well, that will teach him to try and beat me with a metal pole when I sleep.
A/N: A couple more of you cool reviewers asked if you could be in it so why not. The new guest stars are Cerridwyn and Lotrangelle who will now just be Angelle. I'll try to be nice but look what I made Minka do and she's my friend (and we go to the same school so she's in a position to hurt me). Here I go again. And to all those people who hate me and want to write fanfic's about me can go ahead cause it wouldn't be the first time.
Minka's war cry was drowned out as she was rushed by both the Gollum creatures and Aragorn clones.
'Hahahahahahahahahaha. You shall never defeat me,' cried Hiyami as she petted Legolas' wig, having misplaced his body thirty seconds ago.
'You know that I am technique ally married to him,' Minka told the underground queen.
'So what,' she replied 'Never stopped anybody before.'
'Good point.'
'Take her away,' Hiyami screamed on the top of her lungs.
The clones and creatures began to drag Minka in the same direction as they had taken Gandalf two chapters ago (or was it three?).
'STOP,' two voices cried in unison.
Everybody turned to see a girl who could only be described as Cerridwyn and the girl whose name I shortened to Angelle.
'Who are you?' asked Hiyami.
'Duh. They just said that,' said Cerridwyn 'Like, two sentences ago.'
'Hi Minka,' said Angelle as she walked up to Minka and began to stare at her.
'Uh. Who the hell are you?'
'I'm your sidekick. I like sunny days, puppy dogs and dandelions,' she told her.
'I can see that this arrangement isn't going to work out very well,' Minka muttered.
'So I guess that makes you my sidekick?' asked Hiyami.
'Dream on,' scoffed Cerridwyn 'I'm only here for one thing and now that I've got it I'm gonna leave now,' and she pulled Legolas out from behind a rock.
'He's mine,' cried Hiyami and Minka.
'He's Minka's,' cried Angelle.
'Sorry losers,' Cerridwyn made a face as she climbed the ladder that led back to the surface.
'After her,' Minka and Hiyami screamed as they saw her disappear from sight.
'Yes, after her,' screamed Angelle.
'Your really starting to bug me, you know,' Minka told her sidekick.
'Sorry Ma'm,' said Angelle.
Everyone (the clones and creatures included) began to clear out into the forest.
When all was quiet you hear the sound of a lonely dwarf.
'Help me,' whimpered Gimli 'Oh no. The rabbits ate my teeth collection.'
There we go. If ya wanna join in then just ask me. All I request is that you give me a name for your character.
Notice: Gandalf did not appear in this chapter because he and I got into a fight and he has run away to lick his wounds. I managed to escape with only a couple cuts but he came out pretty bad. Oh well, that will teach him to try and beat me with a metal pole when I sleep.
