Disclaimer: Same as last time.
A/N: There hasn't been any time for anyone to review cause I wrote the last chapter ten minutes ago so the characters are the same. Here goes nothing.
Legolas opened his eyes to see the face of Cerridwyn looking down at him. She held up her left hand, which bore a golden ring (No, not that ring) and smiled at him.
'We're married now,' she told him.
'But I was unconscious,' he said.
'What's your point?'
'Uh, nothing I guess. I'm just too confused to know what's going on lately.'
'Aha, that's nice but why don't you just shut up and listened to me for a while,' Cerridwyn said 'Now that I'm married to an elf that must make me an elf. That's one step away from being a tree. I want to be a tree so I can sway in the wind.'
'Hmmmm,' Legolas looked left to right for escape 'That's nice.'
They heard rustling of the bushes behind them.
Minka and Angelle jumped out. Minka was limping because her cousin was shot by an arrow so she wanted to as well so she got her side kick to while they were looking for Legolas (she requested this and I must say that even I am confused).
'That's my husband,' cried Minka.
'Yeah, her husband,' cried Angelle.
'Give him back.'
'Yeah, give him back.'
'Or else.'
'Yeah, or else.'
'That's it,' yelled Minka 'I've had enough,' and she promptly began to strangle Angelle.
'Good. Those two to piss me off. Let's get out of here. Wait. Where's Legolas.'
'What did you do with my husband?' screamed Minka.
'Yeah, her husband,' said Angelle.
'That's it. Your dead,' and Minka recommenced strangling.
At that moment an Aragorn clone ran by.
'Follow that clone,' yelled Cerridwyn and all three set off after it with Minka And Angelle still strangling each other.
My head really hurts so I'm gonna stop and let people review now.
A/N: There hasn't been any time for anyone to review cause I wrote the last chapter ten minutes ago so the characters are the same. Here goes nothing.
Legolas opened his eyes to see the face of Cerridwyn looking down at him. She held up her left hand, which bore a golden ring (No, not that ring) and smiled at him.
'We're married now,' she told him.
'But I was unconscious,' he said.
'What's your point?'
'Uh, nothing I guess. I'm just too confused to know what's going on lately.'
'Aha, that's nice but why don't you just shut up and listened to me for a while,' Cerridwyn said 'Now that I'm married to an elf that must make me an elf. That's one step away from being a tree. I want to be a tree so I can sway in the wind.'
'Hmmmm,' Legolas looked left to right for escape 'That's nice.'
They heard rustling of the bushes behind them.
Minka and Angelle jumped out. Minka was limping because her cousin was shot by an arrow so she wanted to as well so she got her side kick to while they were looking for Legolas (she requested this and I must say that even I am confused).
'That's my husband,' cried Minka.
'Yeah, her husband,' cried Angelle.
'Give him back.'
'Yeah, give him back.'
'Or else.'
'Yeah, or else.'
'That's it,' yelled Minka 'I've had enough,' and she promptly began to strangle Angelle.
'Good. Those two to piss me off. Let's get out of here. Wait. Where's Legolas.'
'What did you do with my husband?' screamed Minka.
'Yeah, her husband,' said Angelle.
'That's it. Your dead,' and Minka recommenced strangling.
At that moment an Aragorn clone ran by.
'Follow that clone,' yelled Cerridwyn and all three set off after it with Minka And Angelle still strangling each other.
My head really hurts so I'm gonna stop and let people review now.
