Disclaimer: I don't own anybody but I am keeping Gandalf in a cage right
now.
A/N: Don't worry Andrael, you have seen the truth and you can be in it. You too Kayla.
I'm going to focus on some good old Aragorn beating this chapter so I hope that all
sadists out there enjoy yourselves.
While a whole bunch of people have been running around after Legolas and been doing god knows what to him I thought you might want to know about what happened to the remaining Aragorn's that are running around. Well, most of them decided to have a tea party in the forest.
'Would you like some tea, Aragorn,'
'Yes, thank you, Aragron.'
It was at this point that the Aragorns (of which there were 25) noticed two figures standing off to the side from them. They were both dressed in black robes and none of their features could be seen. The only distinguished characteristic was that each wore a white sign with green letters on it. One read Kayla and the other Andrael. They both removed their hoods and Kayla held on to the leash of her man-eating poodle, Fifi.
'I'm sorry but this is the end for you,' said Kayla 'We have taken it upon ourselves to follow the authors original plot and now we must hurt you.'
'Actually I'm just here for moral support because the author had a mental block when it cam to my character,' explained Andael.
The Aragorns look nervously at each other.
'Fifi, attack.'
The poodle lived up to its name and quickly ate one of the Aragrons and spat out the bones. The other doubles quickly ran away while Fifi finished it off.
It was at this time that Legolas chose to walk up next to them.
'Good work. It's good to see tradition still living on.'
Kayla looked at Legolas and screamed 'Fifi, attack.'
The poodle lunged to kill but Minka jumped in and blocked the dog from killing the elf.
She was followed close behind Cerridwyn, Angelle and Hiyami.
'Nobody hurts Legolas,' Hiyami, Minka and Cerridwyn cried.
'Yeah, nobody,' cried Angelle.
While they all started to argue over Legolas' death Andrael chose this moment to break in to song.
'We all know frog's go, la di da di da, la di da di da.'
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Meanwhile, Gandalf began to band on the bars of his cage.
'My water dish is empty.'
A/N: Don't worry Andrael, you have seen the truth and you can be in it. You too Kayla.
I'm going to focus on some good old Aragorn beating this chapter so I hope that all
sadists out there enjoy yourselves.
While a whole bunch of people have been running around after Legolas and been doing god knows what to him I thought you might want to know about what happened to the remaining Aragorn's that are running around. Well, most of them decided to have a tea party in the forest.
'Would you like some tea, Aragorn,'
'Yes, thank you, Aragron.'
It was at this point that the Aragorns (of which there were 25) noticed two figures standing off to the side from them. They were both dressed in black robes and none of their features could be seen. The only distinguished characteristic was that each wore a white sign with green letters on it. One read Kayla and the other Andrael. They both removed their hoods and Kayla held on to the leash of her man-eating poodle, Fifi.
'I'm sorry but this is the end for you,' said Kayla 'We have taken it upon ourselves to follow the authors original plot and now we must hurt you.'
'Actually I'm just here for moral support because the author had a mental block when it cam to my character,' explained Andael.
The Aragorns look nervously at each other.
'Fifi, attack.'
The poodle lived up to its name and quickly ate one of the Aragrons and spat out the bones. The other doubles quickly ran away while Fifi finished it off.
It was at this time that Legolas chose to walk up next to them.
'Good work. It's good to see tradition still living on.'
Kayla looked at Legolas and screamed 'Fifi, attack.'
The poodle lunged to kill but Minka jumped in and blocked the dog from killing the elf.
She was followed close behind Cerridwyn, Angelle and Hiyami.
'Nobody hurts Legolas,' Hiyami, Minka and Cerridwyn cried.
'Yeah, nobody,' cried Angelle.
While they all started to argue over Legolas' death Andrael chose this moment to break in to song.
'We all know frog's go, la di da di da, la di da di da.'
*******************************************
Meanwhile, Gandalf began to band on the bars of his cage.
'My water dish is empty.'
