Disclaimer: Did you know that every time I try to write the word Disclaimer
I spell it wrong????
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to the review I got 2 minutes ago from the person called Lafitafi aka. The Care Bear Queen aka. The chick who's little brother needed a tampon really bad. And yes you can be in it.
Lafitafi the care bear queen was giving her care bears a bath. She cleaned the blue ones and the green ones and the red ones. What she was doing in a forest filled with Aragorn clones I'll never know. But when an Aragorn clone ran by she quickly forgot her bears and ran after him, stepping on several of the little creatures in the process.
'Wait for me,' she cried.
The Aragorn double stopped and walked back to meet her.
'Hi, I'm Strider.' He said.
'I know who you are but right now I have the strongest urge to beat you,' she told him.
'Oh. Could you not please?'
'No. I don't think so.'
She pulled a care bear out from behind her back and began to beat Aragorn over the head with it. It wasn't long until she had beaten him unconscious. From behind her came some clapping. There stood Gimli.
'I see we have some things in common,' he told her 'Do you want to help me find someone I'm looking for.'
'No.'
'Oh, okay. What if we could beat some more Aragorns?'
'No, I'm good.'
'I see. What if I told you we might find a certain elf that everybody seems to have a thing for?'
Lafitafi quickly jumped on the dwarf's shoulders and began to use the care bear like a horsewhip.
'Move it shorty.'
'Yes Ma'm.'
They began to ride into the sunset.
A/N: This chapter is dedicated to the review I got 2 minutes ago from the person called Lafitafi aka. The Care Bear Queen aka. The chick who's little brother needed a tampon really bad. And yes you can be in it.
Lafitafi the care bear queen was giving her care bears a bath. She cleaned the blue ones and the green ones and the red ones. What she was doing in a forest filled with Aragorn clones I'll never know. But when an Aragorn clone ran by she quickly forgot her bears and ran after him, stepping on several of the little creatures in the process.
'Wait for me,' she cried.
The Aragorn double stopped and walked back to meet her.
'Hi, I'm Strider.' He said.
'I know who you are but right now I have the strongest urge to beat you,' she told him.
'Oh. Could you not please?'
'No. I don't think so.'
She pulled a care bear out from behind her back and began to beat Aragorn over the head with it. It wasn't long until she had beaten him unconscious. From behind her came some clapping. There stood Gimli.
'I see we have some things in common,' he told her 'Do you want to help me find someone I'm looking for.'
'No.'
'Oh, okay. What if we could beat some more Aragorns?'
'No, I'm good.'
'I see. What if I told you we might find a certain elf that everybody seems to have a thing for?'
Lafitafi quickly jumped on the dwarf's shoulders and began to use the care bear like a horsewhip.
'Move it shorty.'
'Yes Ma'm.'
They began to ride into the sunset.
