Disclaimer: I own nobody but I might own you.
A/N: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
After a vicious struggle, the one called Teauge managed to grab Legolas and began to run through the forest again.
'Your all mine, though I'm not even sure if I like you,' she told him.
The elf had fainted dead away but never seemed to bother anybody before.
'Drop him,' came a voice from the trees.
'Make me,' Teague screamed at the voice.
Out of the bushes a large object flew out and hit Teague in the head, knocking her over and sending Legolas flying into the air. Minka managed just to catch him before he made another elf shaped hole in the ground.
'At last, he's mine,' she cried.
'Ow. That hurt,' screamed Teague. She picked up the object that hit her in the head (witch turned out to be Angelle). She held her like a baseball bat and swung at Minka.
Minka pulled back just in time but did not manage to get Legolas out of the way. He soared into the air like, well, an elf and disappeared in the distance.
'Noooooooooooooo,' they all cried and at that point everybody realized that Hiyami had just come onto the scene.
'You die,' Minka cried as she pounced on Teague.
Back to the Care Bear Queen……………
'I've had an epiphany,' cried the Care Bear Queen.
'Did it hurt? asked Gimli.
'A little. But why don't we wait for Legolas to come to us?'
'That'll never work,' scoffed the dwarf.
'Let's see then.'
They waited and sure enough The Care Bear Queen was stuck on the head by an elf that fell out of the sky.
'See,' said the Care Bear Queen, seeing stars before her eyes 'I told you it would work.
At the podium……………
'I offer you a better story, I will keep to the point, not be so violent and promise to personally kill the author. So please, vote for Gandalf.'
I worry.
A/N: HMMMMMMMMMMMM
After a vicious struggle, the one called Teauge managed to grab Legolas and began to run through the forest again.
'Your all mine, though I'm not even sure if I like you,' she told him.
The elf had fainted dead away but never seemed to bother anybody before.
'Drop him,' came a voice from the trees.
'Make me,' Teague screamed at the voice.
Out of the bushes a large object flew out and hit Teague in the head, knocking her over and sending Legolas flying into the air. Minka managed just to catch him before he made another elf shaped hole in the ground.
'At last, he's mine,' she cried.
'Ow. That hurt,' screamed Teague. She picked up the object that hit her in the head (witch turned out to be Angelle). She held her like a baseball bat and swung at Minka.
Minka pulled back just in time but did not manage to get Legolas out of the way. He soared into the air like, well, an elf and disappeared in the distance.
'Noooooooooooooo,' they all cried and at that point everybody realized that Hiyami had just come onto the scene.
'You die,' Minka cried as she pounced on Teague.
Back to the Care Bear Queen……………
'I've had an epiphany,' cried the Care Bear Queen.
'Did it hurt? asked Gimli.
'A little. But why don't we wait for Legolas to come to us?'
'That'll never work,' scoffed the dwarf.
'Let's see then.'
They waited and sure enough The Care Bear Queen was stuck on the head by an elf that fell out of the sky.
'See,' said the Care Bear Queen, seeing stars before her eyes 'I told you it would work.
At the podium……………
'I offer you a better story, I will keep to the point, not be so violent and promise to personally kill the author. So please, vote for Gandalf.'
I worry.
