Disclaimer: I managed to spell it wrong 3 times this time.
A/N: Looking back I now see that my chapters have been very short. This is due to my extremely short attention span, which causes me to ju
The Care Bear Queen sat in her throne thinking over good luck she had had in this story. The elf of her dreams had hit her on the head and a wonderfully large castle had popped up in front her. She petted Legolas, who was tied and gagged in the throne next to her and then made a signal for Gimli to get her another goblet of wine.
As new ruler of the forest she had taken to ordering everybody about and to her surprise they had started obeying. As an added bonus all the Aragorns and Gollum creatures of the forest had become her servants while she kept her Care Bears posted as sentries patrolling the castle.
'Yes, life is sweet,' she told herself.
Outside the castle…………………
'Okay men,' said Minka.
'Ladies,' corrected Cerridwyn.
'Ladies. We have captured her highnesses little sister and I believe she is the key to getting back my Legolas.'
'My Legolas,' said Hiyami.
'My Legolas,' said Cerridwyn.
'Minka's Legolas,' said Angelle.
'Quiet you,' snapped Minka 'I've left the questioning in the hands of Teauqe, Andrael and Kayla. They should be able to handle it.'
'What are they using?' asked Hiyami 'Thumb screws?'
'Hot pokers?' questioned Cerridwyn.
'Hot pokers?' copied Angelle 'Ooopps. Wrong person.'
'Something much worse,' said Minka in a hushed voice.
'Much worse,' repeated Angelle.
'That's it,' Minka screamed as began to throttle her incredibly annoying sidekick again.
'Let's go see for ourselves,' declared Cerridwyn.
'After you,' said Hiyami.
In a little room by a tree, just over there, screams of horror could be heard. Taking deep breaths, the two elf fanatics stepped into the room and gasped at the horror they saw.
Lafi, it seemed, had managed to get a hold of the frozen yogurt supply and now her three captors were lying on the floor with brain freeze.
'What happened here?' the new comers cried.
Lafi had a crazy look in her eye.
'Get them,' she cried.
Using her powers that allow her to control anybody whose brain had frozen, she commanded them to attack (as you can tell this is the point where I was at a loss for ideas but I give myself a gold star for originality).
They ran to the door to escape but Teaque had blocked it.
'Move,' Hiyami cried.
'Not while I'm standing,' hissed Teaque.
At that point they all heard a whooshing sound. A large object hit Teaque in the head and knocked her out. It flew through the air and struck both Kayla and Andrael. It flew back and Hiyami and Cerridwyn realized that the object was Angelle.
'The bitch ain't standing now,' Minka said with a grin 'And that wasn't entirely what I asked for.' She glared up at the author and the author looked sheepish.
Minka dropped Angelle and grabbed Lafi and dragged her outside.
'Where is Legolas?' she demanded.
'In there,' Lafi pointed to her left.
Minka looked and saw that less than five metres away was a castle that various signs saying 'we have Legolas', 'come and meet the prince of Mirkwood' and 'he's all mine' were plastered all over. In the very top tower was a flag that had the words 'He's in here, stupid' written on them.
'I think I might have found him,' said Minka 'Come on, Men.'
'Ladies,' corrected Hiyami.
'Exactly.'
Well it wasn't much longer but there you go. Might write another soon.
A/N: Looking back I now see that my chapters have been very short. This is due to my extremely short attention span, which causes me to ju
The Care Bear Queen sat in her throne thinking over good luck she had had in this story. The elf of her dreams had hit her on the head and a wonderfully large castle had popped up in front her. She petted Legolas, who was tied and gagged in the throne next to her and then made a signal for Gimli to get her another goblet of wine.
As new ruler of the forest she had taken to ordering everybody about and to her surprise they had started obeying. As an added bonus all the Aragorns and Gollum creatures of the forest had become her servants while she kept her Care Bears posted as sentries patrolling the castle.
'Yes, life is sweet,' she told herself.
Outside the castle…………………
'Okay men,' said Minka.
'Ladies,' corrected Cerridwyn.
'Ladies. We have captured her highnesses little sister and I believe she is the key to getting back my Legolas.'
'My Legolas,' said Hiyami.
'My Legolas,' said Cerridwyn.
'Minka's Legolas,' said Angelle.
'Quiet you,' snapped Minka 'I've left the questioning in the hands of Teauqe, Andrael and Kayla. They should be able to handle it.'
'What are they using?' asked Hiyami 'Thumb screws?'
'Hot pokers?' questioned Cerridwyn.
'Hot pokers?' copied Angelle 'Ooopps. Wrong person.'
'Something much worse,' said Minka in a hushed voice.
'Much worse,' repeated Angelle.
'That's it,' Minka screamed as began to throttle her incredibly annoying sidekick again.
'Let's go see for ourselves,' declared Cerridwyn.
'After you,' said Hiyami.
In a little room by a tree, just over there, screams of horror could be heard. Taking deep breaths, the two elf fanatics stepped into the room and gasped at the horror they saw.
Lafi, it seemed, had managed to get a hold of the frozen yogurt supply and now her three captors were lying on the floor with brain freeze.
'What happened here?' the new comers cried.
Lafi had a crazy look in her eye.
'Get them,' she cried.
Using her powers that allow her to control anybody whose brain had frozen, she commanded them to attack (as you can tell this is the point where I was at a loss for ideas but I give myself a gold star for originality).
They ran to the door to escape but Teaque had blocked it.
'Move,' Hiyami cried.
'Not while I'm standing,' hissed Teaque.
At that point they all heard a whooshing sound. A large object hit Teaque in the head and knocked her out. It flew through the air and struck both Kayla and Andrael. It flew back and Hiyami and Cerridwyn realized that the object was Angelle.
'The bitch ain't standing now,' Minka said with a grin 'And that wasn't entirely what I asked for.' She glared up at the author and the author looked sheepish.
Minka dropped Angelle and grabbed Lafi and dragged her outside.
'Where is Legolas?' she demanded.
'In there,' Lafi pointed to her left.
Minka looked and saw that less than five metres away was a castle that various signs saying 'we have Legolas', 'come and meet the prince of Mirkwood' and 'he's all mine' were plastered all over. In the very top tower was a flag that had the words 'He's in here, stupid' written on them.
'I think I might have found him,' said Minka 'Come on, Men.'
'Ladies,' corrected Hiyami.
'Exactly.'
Well it wasn't much longer but there you go. Might write another soon.
