Disclaimer: I am really pissed off right now cause fanfiction wasn't working when I wrote this and it said it should be working by yesterday at the latest but it isn't but I should stop bitching and just get writing.

A/N: My tests are over and my mind is free but the problem with that is it takes at least a half an hour to put it back into it's cage and the little bastard bites. Point is now I can write without that little nagging feeling that I should be doing something.



Gandalf stood on a forest corner handing out flyers to passers by. They read 'Gandalf for author' and had information on his plan to overthrow yours truly. But since this is a forest and all the other characters are off at the Care Bear Queens castle the only people who bothered to take any were squirrels and even then they only used them to line there homes with. If anyone had happened to read them they would have read about how the wizard was sick of oppression and also how he was planning to smother me in my sleep or spread vicious rumors.

At this point Gandalf looked up into the sky.

'Your mocking me, aren't you,' asked Gandalf and the author shook his head.

'You'll pay for everything you've done,' he finished and began to shake his fist at the author.

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I have decided to keep a tally and it will be recorded at the beginning of each chapter from here on in so:

Votes for Gandalf: 0

Votes for Author : 0

HHHmmmmmmmm. Back to story next chapter.