Disclaimer: After all this time I still can't spell that damn word. Even If I don't own anybody what ya gonna do about it.

A/N: It's been ages since I updated and I have some new characters for you all. Typo, you may join the crew and I think you're going to enjoy your part and your new partner. Yes that's right, it's the one, the only, FIGWIT. For those of you who don't know him well that's just too bad. Come on people. Keep those votes coming.

Votes:

Gandalf: 2

Author: 3 Yay...!!!

The one, the only, Figwit was walking down a forest pathway when he heard a sound that sound like screaming but not quite. He searched the forest until he come upon a strange girl that was roasting an Aragorn over the fire and had several more tied up. 'Oh my god. What are you doing?' cried Figwit (at this time he realized that the screaming but not quite screaming was coming from the Aragorn (he cant pronounce anything right)). 'You have to turn him clockwise. He'll cook better then.' 'Thanks,' said the girl 'Who are you?' 'I'm the one, the only, Figwit,' he said 'Who are you?' 'People call me Typo girl but you can call me Typo girl.' 'Ok. What's that?' he asked. 'That's the Care Bear Queens castle, I think. That's where they have Legolas.' 'What???? Legolas, my old archenemy in there. I have to go fight him.' 'Can I come?' she asked. 'Sure,' he said and they set off together.

********************************************** 'Are you ready, men?' 'Ladies.' 'Whatever.' Minka, Hiyami and Cerridwyn walked side by side. Each carried a bow and arrow and as they entered the throne room they struck a Charlies Angel pose in the doorway. 'We've come to take back Legolas,' they cried. 'Yeah, Legolas,' said Angelle right before she ducked to avoid the arrow Minka shot at her head. Legolas, who was receiving a bath from the Care Bear Queen and Gimli in a tub next to the throne rolled his eyes in a "Not again" fashion. 'Attack,' said the Care Bear Queen absently with a wave of her hand and left the rest to the Gollum creatures and Aragorns. Aragorn's and Gollum creatures were slayed left and right as the three fought for their Legolas until pretty soon there were none left at all. The Care Bear Queen surveyed the mess and began to look nervous. 'Right. I'll just be going this way now,' and exited, stage left. With her gone the spell over Gimli had broken and realized who he was looking at. 'Minka, my love,' he cried and ran to her and started planting big sloppy kisses all over her face. Seizing the chance, Cerridwyn and Hiyami ran to grab Legolas while Minka was down but he was no where to be seen. All they could here was a laugh of a strange girl and a whisper on the wind that sounded like figwit, figwit, figwit....

Where is Legolas. Find out next time.















Welcome to the Gandalf hour. Here is the section for everybody who like Gandalf. Unfortunately for Gandalf the author saw fit to cut it out of the story but he was allowed one line.

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