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A/N: Big fat hermaphrodites with a flock of seagull's haircuts and only one nostril scare me.
Sorry peoples, you can't vote more than once.
Gandalf: 2 Author: 3
Back at camp Figwit and Typo had tied Legolas to a large wooden stake.
'Why are we doing this?' Typo asked.
'For the good of all elves who are not as popular as Legolas and don't need the competition,' answered Figwit.
'Oh. Can I help?'
'Sure. You may sprinkle flowers all over the ground.'
'Ah, why?' she asked.
'Because elves liked flowers,' he explained 'And fancy hairdo's and perfume and pretty clothes and somesuch.'
'I'LL DO IT,' The Care Bear Queen screamed.
They both jumped out of their skins and after a moment or two to sew them back on Figwit asked 'Where the @$&# did you come from?'
'Oh, here and there,' she said absently, patting one of her many surrounding care bears 'Ooohhhhh. There's my Leggie.' She bounded up to him and started stroking his face. 'Precious.'
'Don't do that. I, the one, the only Figwit and going to destroy him.'
'Wait,' said Typo 'Wasn't this and Aragorn Beating story?'
'So I got a little side tracked,' said the Author with a shrug of his shoulders.
'Well I want him back,' said The Care Bear Queen. She grabbed one arm while the one, the only, Figwit grabbed the other and yet another Legolas tug-o-war started again.
Typo faced the reader.
'Sorry, Folks. We'll be right back.'
*************************************
Gandalf sat in the circle of chairs with Kayla, Teague, Andrael and Lafi.
'So as I was saying, the Author appears to have forgotten to pt you in the story again. Please, join with me and you will have all the story devoted to your four and nobody else.'
'Well-,' said Lafi.
'Ummm-,' said Teague.
'Maybe-,' said Andrael.
'Hhmmm-,' said Kayla.
'Grrrr-,' growled Fifi.
'Why not?' asked Gandalf.
'Minka scares us,' they all said together.
'Well if you vote for me I can take care of that for you.'
'Oh no you don't came a cry from behind,' came a cry from behind 'Gimli. Attack.' 'No. No. Nooooooooo.'
Everyone scattered as Minka, Cerridwyn, Hiyami and Angelle stepped onto the scene holding their bows and arrows.
'We're taking over this story,' cried Minka 'And there's nothing you can do about it.'
Gulp...
A/N: Big fat hermaphrodites with a flock of seagull's haircuts and only one nostril scare me.
Sorry peoples, you can't vote more than once.
Gandalf: 2 Author: 3
Back at camp Figwit and Typo had tied Legolas to a large wooden stake.
'Why are we doing this?' Typo asked.
'For the good of all elves who are not as popular as Legolas and don't need the competition,' answered Figwit.
'Oh. Can I help?'
'Sure. You may sprinkle flowers all over the ground.'
'Ah, why?' she asked.
'Because elves liked flowers,' he explained 'And fancy hairdo's and perfume and pretty clothes and somesuch.'
'I'LL DO IT,' The Care Bear Queen screamed.
They both jumped out of their skins and after a moment or two to sew them back on Figwit asked 'Where the @$&# did you come from?'
'Oh, here and there,' she said absently, patting one of her many surrounding care bears 'Ooohhhhh. There's my Leggie.' She bounded up to him and started stroking his face. 'Precious.'
'Don't do that. I, the one, the only Figwit and going to destroy him.'
'Wait,' said Typo 'Wasn't this and Aragorn Beating story?'
'So I got a little side tracked,' said the Author with a shrug of his shoulders.
'Well I want him back,' said The Care Bear Queen. She grabbed one arm while the one, the only, Figwit grabbed the other and yet another Legolas tug-o-war started again.
Typo faced the reader.
'Sorry, Folks. We'll be right back.'
*************************************
Gandalf sat in the circle of chairs with Kayla, Teague, Andrael and Lafi.
'So as I was saying, the Author appears to have forgotten to pt you in the story again. Please, join with me and you will have all the story devoted to your four and nobody else.'
'Well-,' said Lafi.
'Ummm-,' said Teague.
'Maybe-,' said Andrael.
'Hhmmm-,' said Kayla.
'Grrrr-,' growled Fifi.
'Why not?' asked Gandalf.
'Minka scares us,' they all said together.
'Well if you vote for me I can take care of that for you.'
'Oh no you don't came a cry from behind,' came a cry from behind 'Gimli. Attack.' 'No. No. Nooooooooo.'
Everyone scattered as Minka, Cerridwyn, Hiyami and Angelle stepped onto the scene holding their bows and arrows.
'We're taking over this story,' cried Minka 'And there's nothing you can do about it.'
Gulp...
