Little Nicky meets the Osbournes!

So I bet you were wondering what happened at the end of little Nicky. Sure it tells you to what happens to each character but it's what happens a few years down the line. This is what happened as soon as Nicky was back on earth.

Once again Nicky is at the central station porthole where everyone is waiting for him. "Yay Nicky!" Valerie wrapped her arms around him. "I'm so glad you came back. I couldn't lose the one person I've only ever truly wanted to be with." "aww Valerie!" Nicky said and gave her a big kiss. "Enough of this slushy stuff, let's go celebrate!" shouted Beefy. "I hate fucking slushy stuff." Says Ozzy, who has still been hanging about, looking for more big rocks. Then off they all went to Nicky's flatmate's place (he was staying at a friend's tonight anyway-for acting practice-or so he said).

"Mmm chocolate cake!" said Valerie seeing what John and Pete had brought in. They looked at each other. "Erm you better not eat any.." Pete said, looking embarrassed. "Why not?" she answered, still looking at the lucious looking cake. "Erm.erm.well it's reefer." "Oh ok." but she was still looking at the cake. "You can have a slice if you want honey." Said Nicky, cutting himself a slice and so she did, and so did everyone including Ozzy.

Everyone was having a great time, laughing at everything and everyone. Ozzy suddenly got paranoid. "Why is everyone laughing at me? Sharon!" (Sharon wasn't even there) "Ozz, you're getting paranoid!" said John. Ozzy seemed to think this was a cue to sing and hobbled around the living room floor singing-"Finished with my woman coz she couldn't help me with my mind." "Woah! Dude! That's such a classic! I wish I could see other rock classics live." "Like who?" asked Beefy. "Oh you know.people you can't see anymore..Like Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix." "Your wish is my command!" said Beefy and a small square shot out of his arse, the square got bigger and turned into a drum kit, guitar and bass. Then both bands were standing there. Following was a grand show. Led Zeppelin played classics such as "Whole Lotta Love" and "Stairway to Heaven" and then Jimi Hendrix played and when he played Purple Haze everyone really felt they were in a purple haze! But when the haze cleared, both bands had gone.

"Er..We better go home." Said Pete to John and off they went. Beefy travelled back to hell, and Valerie had passed out. Somehow Nicky ended up going home with Ozzy! It wasn't until the morning he realised his mistake. "Where am I?" he said sleepily. A bulldog was staring up at him. "Beefy is that you?" The dog just barked at him. "Lola!" a woman's voice called. The woman stepped into the front room where Nicky was. "Where am I?" Nicky asked. "You're in the Osbournes household you dummy! I'm Sharon by the way." "Erm..Hi..I'm not supposed to be here." Nicky said getting up to leave. Sharon pushed him back on the sofa. "I don't think so buddy. I've sorted you out a room and everything. Besides we could do with an extra pair of hands to sort out all the dog shit everywhere." Nicky looked bewildered. "But what about Valerie?" "You should have thought about that before you gave my husband any of that cake of yours."