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"Morning Trunks, ready to go to that business meeting?" Uub said walking through the back/kitchen door of Capsule Corp.
"Yeah, I just have to drop Pedro off at Goten's so he can dogwatch for me." Trunks said as he walked out the door and hopped into his convertible. Soon he and Uub were on their way to the Son residents. When they arrived, they simply walked through the door (this is DBZ guys, everyone knows everyone, why lock your doors?) to find Goten in a pair of Scooby-Doo boxers and a pair of tube socks, watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, and eating a plate of linked sausages, cooked ham, and eggs. Trunks thought quickly about how cute Goten looked in his Scooby boxers. Uub thought quickly about how cute Bra would look in his Scooby boxers.
"Hey guys! What can I do ya for?" Goten yelled happily with his face stuff with food. Uub and Trunks both waved and smiled at Goten's simplicity.
"Hey Goten, remember? I need you to watch Pedro today, Uub and I have an important meeting." Trunks said putting down the wiener dog down on the ground. Pedro then ran to Goten's plate, snatched the linked sausages, and ran through the door.
"Hey! That damn wiener stole my wieners!" Goten yelled and chased after the tiny dog down the street. He ran down the street as fast as he could, but he could not catch up with the small canine. Trunks quickly chased after him, out of fear for his pet, he could only imagine what Pedro would do to Goten.
"No Goten! Come back! My little Pedro could do serious damage to your ass!" Trunks franticly yelled as he ran after the two loves of his life. Uub did a double take and quickly ran after the three weirdest creatures on the planet.
"What about our meeting?!" Uub cried in vain to Trunks. And so the four ran through the city until they ran by the flee market the girls, Pan, Marron, Bra, and Marron's wiener dog, Itch-n'-Scratch, were at. Pan and trunks had been dating to keep the news down that Trunks was gay with Goten. Goten was simply dating Marron because he was a bisexual moron. Uub was straight, and had straight sex with Bra, who was also straight. The dogs, Pedro and Itch- n'-Scratch, were also straight, and were bred in a straight manner.
"I'm not gonna ask." Pan said and wisely returned to her shopping. Bra and Marron nodded and did the same. Itch-n'-Scratch just dug a deep whole and buried her head in it, out of shame that the puppies she was pregnant with were fathered by a dog that was stealing sausages, and being chased by a fag, a bisexual, and some excuse for a business man with a Mohawk.
For all any of us know, Goten is still chasing the wiener dog. Uub and Trunks missed their meeting and were fired. Uub was so depressed at the loss, that he became a flaming homosexual like Trunks. In the end, Goten became straight with Marron because Trunks had cheated on him with Uub. Pan gave up trying to help Trunks pretend he was straight, and became a dyke with Bra, who was ashamed that her boyfriend dumped her for her own brother.
The End
(Thank God)
"Morning Trunks, ready to go to that business meeting?" Uub said walking through the back/kitchen door of Capsule Corp.
"Yeah, I just have to drop Pedro off at Goten's so he can dogwatch for me." Trunks said as he walked out the door and hopped into his convertible. Soon he and Uub were on their way to the Son residents. When they arrived, they simply walked through the door (this is DBZ guys, everyone knows everyone, why lock your doors?) to find Goten in a pair of Scooby-Doo boxers and a pair of tube socks, watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, and eating a plate of linked sausages, cooked ham, and eggs. Trunks thought quickly about how cute Goten looked in his Scooby boxers. Uub thought quickly about how cute Bra would look in his Scooby boxers.
"Hey guys! What can I do ya for?" Goten yelled happily with his face stuff with food. Uub and Trunks both waved and smiled at Goten's simplicity.
"Hey Goten, remember? I need you to watch Pedro today, Uub and I have an important meeting." Trunks said putting down the wiener dog down on the ground. Pedro then ran to Goten's plate, snatched the linked sausages, and ran through the door.
"Hey! That damn wiener stole my wieners!" Goten yelled and chased after the tiny dog down the street. He ran down the street as fast as he could, but he could not catch up with the small canine. Trunks quickly chased after him, out of fear for his pet, he could only imagine what Pedro would do to Goten.
"No Goten! Come back! My little Pedro could do serious damage to your ass!" Trunks franticly yelled as he ran after the two loves of his life. Uub did a double take and quickly ran after the three weirdest creatures on the planet.
"What about our meeting?!" Uub cried in vain to Trunks. And so the four ran through the city until they ran by the flee market the girls, Pan, Marron, Bra, and Marron's wiener dog, Itch-n'-Scratch, were at. Pan and trunks had been dating to keep the news down that Trunks was gay with Goten. Goten was simply dating Marron because he was a bisexual moron. Uub was straight, and had straight sex with Bra, who was also straight. The dogs, Pedro and Itch- n'-Scratch, were also straight, and were bred in a straight manner.
"I'm not gonna ask." Pan said and wisely returned to her shopping. Bra and Marron nodded and did the same. Itch-n'-Scratch just dug a deep whole and buried her head in it, out of shame that the puppies she was pregnant with were fathered by a dog that was stealing sausages, and being chased by a fag, a bisexual, and some excuse for a business man with a Mohawk.
For all any of us know, Goten is still chasing the wiener dog. Uub and Trunks missed their meeting and were fired. Uub was so depressed at the loss, that he became a flaming homosexual like Trunks. In the end, Goten became straight with Marron because Trunks had cheated on him with Uub. Pan gave up trying to help Trunks pretend he was straight, and became a dyke with Bra, who was ashamed that her boyfriend dumped her for her own brother.
The End
(Thank God)
