Zidane's Weird Day
Chapter 2
yukito the NM Syndromer
mewprout@yahoo.com
y.NM.S- Yay! I got some reviews! Brownie points to all!
Zidane- Brownie points?
y.NM.S- Yep. Brownie points.
Zidane- How come I never get Brownie points?
y.NM.S- Silly muse-boy! Trix are for rabbits!
Zidane- Uh.right.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the videogame or anime characters that appear in this fic. If any of my own original characters do, then just know that they're mine, and can't be used without my permission. Well, they could, but if I find out I'll be seriously pissed and send you a virus. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The next morning, Zidane woke up bright and early. It was Monday, which meant he had to go to school. He had a quick breakfast of toast with toad jam and pickle juice.
.
The boy has issues, okay?
Anyway, after getting dressed and gathering his homework (and hastily doing whatever he didn't do due to his procrastination *lazy bastard*), he set out.
"I want to change the world kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni ima yuuki to egao no KAKERA daite Change my mind jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa!" (1) Zidane sang as he skipped to school joyfully (albeit off tune). Suddenly the same boy (Inu- Yasha) and girl (Kagome) that he had seen yesterday rushed up to him, only now they were followed by a small boy with a tail (Shippo), a lady with a huge boomerang (Sango), and some guy that leered perversely at everything (Miroku).
Inu-Yasha rushed up to him shouting, "You're ruining the opening theme! You sing it like this!" He sang the opening lines again, although he was even worse than Zidane. He sounded like he was howling. And provided he was a dog demon, this Zidane wouldn't doubt.
As the blonde Genome shuffled quickly away from Inu-Yasha, he bumped into Miroku.
"Sorry," he muttered, glancing up at the boy, and turning pale when he saw the look he was giving him.
"That's alright," Miroku began smoothly. "Will you have my child?" Zidane's eyes grew the size of Texas, and he ran off down the street, screaming like a crazy person with chipmunks in his pants. "I was.just kidding," the stunned Miroku blinked, and was then smacked on the head by Sango.
"You really need to stop doing that," she said irately.
Shippo suddenly popped up, wailing, "Ne, Kagome! Is this how you use a tampon?" (2)
After Zidane was a good amount of distance away from the people he would refer to as "weirdoes on Marijuana", he resumed a normal pace. He arrived at his school without further incident.
His first period was math, and he shared that class with Dagger. Unluckily, he also shared that class with Eiko, and she was very reluctant to let anything develop between the two. Here's how things went for the entire hour.
Zidane- Hey, Dagger, wanna go see a movie?
Dagger- Well.
Zidane- *gets hit with a spitball* *turns around to glare at Eiko, who is whistling innocently*
Zidane- Anyway, as I was saying- *gets hit with a paper ball* *once more glares at Eiko, who is still trying to keep from bursting into happy peals of laughter*
Dagger- I actually want to go see one movie where- *gets hit by someone's shoe*
Zidane and Dagger- *turn around to glare at Eiko, who is missing one shoe and still trying to keep an innocent look on her face*
Zidane- Right so- *is hit by a rock. A large, heavy rock. In the eye.* OH GOD!!! MY EYE!!! IT'S BLEEDING! I'M GOING TO DIE! SOMEBODY HELP MMEEEEEE!!!! *Runs out of the room.*
Everyone else- 0.o
Eiko- Geez, what a wuss.
By lunch, Zidane had magically recovered, and was poking at his turtle meatloaf surprise.
"You'll eat toad jam, but you won't eat turtle meatloaf?" Squall, who had just sat down, asked in his usual monotone voice.
"But toad jam is good," Zidane argued. "Besides, they ruined the surprise by telling us that there are turtles in it. What fun is that?"
He didn't receive a response. Not that he had been expecting one. Squall was weird like that.
Sephiroth burst in through the western doors of the cafeteria, and Rufus burst in through the eastern ones. They had a gang of men following each of them, snapping their fingers to a beat ala Westside Story.
Both assumed fighting stances, and Sephiroth raised his really excessively long sword, preparing to strike the young Shinra president down. Rufus, with the quick reflexes of a cat, raised his shotgun from its concealed position beneath his trench coat and shot. Sephiroth was injured badly, but merely walked off, muttering about needing more power and meteor.
"Yay! My hero!" Cloud rushed in and he and Rufus shared a passionate kiss.
"Man, that guy's a freak. Didn't his girlfriend die just yesterday?" Squall murmured. Zidane nodded and went back to poking at his undercooked meal.
Zidane's next period was Science, and he dreaded it because a force so powerful that few dared to stand and oppose it taught the class.
And that force was Id. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
y.NM.S- Mwahaha! A cliffhanger! I got tired of typing, but still wanted to post something up tonight.
I got the lyrics to "Change the World" from animelyrics.com This tampon thing was a hilarious little event in RoseGoddess's fic, So Little They Know. Read it. Even if you're not a big fan of Inuyasha, you might still find it funny.
mewprout@yahoo.com
y.NM.S- Yay! I got some reviews! Brownie points to all!
Zidane- Brownie points?
y.NM.S- Yep. Brownie points.
Zidane- How come I never get Brownie points?
y.NM.S- Silly muse-boy! Trix are for rabbits!
Zidane- Uh.right.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the videogame or anime characters that appear in this fic. If any of my own original characters do, then just know that they're mine, and can't be used without my permission. Well, they could, but if I find out I'll be seriously pissed and send you a virus. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The next morning, Zidane woke up bright and early. It was Monday, which meant he had to go to school. He had a quick breakfast of toast with toad jam and pickle juice.
.
The boy has issues, okay?
Anyway, after getting dressed and gathering his homework (and hastily doing whatever he didn't do due to his procrastination *lazy bastard*), he set out.
"I want to change the world kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni ima yuuki to egao no KAKERA daite Change my mind jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa!" (1) Zidane sang as he skipped to school joyfully (albeit off tune). Suddenly the same boy (Inu- Yasha) and girl (Kagome) that he had seen yesterday rushed up to him, only now they were followed by a small boy with a tail (Shippo), a lady with a huge boomerang (Sango), and some guy that leered perversely at everything (Miroku).
Inu-Yasha rushed up to him shouting, "You're ruining the opening theme! You sing it like this!" He sang the opening lines again, although he was even worse than Zidane. He sounded like he was howling. And provided he was a dog demon, this Zidane wouldn't doubt.
As the blonde Genome shuffled quickly away from Inu-Yasha, he bumped into Miroku.
"Sorry," he muttered, glancing up at the boy, and turning pale when he saw the look he was giving him.
"That's alright," Miroku began smoothly. "Will you have my child?" Zidane's eyes grew the size of Texas, and he ran off down the street, screaming like a crazy person with chipmunks in his pants. "I was.just kidding," the stunned Miroku blinked, and was then smacked on the head by Sango.
"You really need to stop doing that," she said irately.
Shippo suddenly popped up, wailing, "Ne, Kagome! Is this how you use a tampon?" (2)
After Zidane was a good amount of distance away from the people he would refer to as "weirdoes on Marijuana", he resumed a normal pace. He arrived at his school without further incident.
His first period was math, and he shared that class with Dagger. Unluckily, he also shared that class with Eiko, and she was very reluctant to let anything develop between the two. Here's how things went for the entire hour.
Zidane- Hey, Dagger, wanna go see a movie?
Dagger- Well.
Zidane- *gets hit with a spitball* *turns around to glare at Eiko, who is whistling innocently*
Zidane- Anyway, as I was saying- *gets hit with a paper ball* *once more glares at Eiko, who is still trying to keep from bursting into happy peals of laughter*
Dagger- I actually want to go see one movie where- *gets hit by someone's shoe*
Zidane and Dagger- *turn around to glare at Eiko, who is missing one shoe and still trying to keep an innocent look on her face*
Zidane- Right so- *is hit by a rock. A large, heavy rock. In the eye.* OH GOD!!! MY EYE!!! IT'S BLEEDING! I'M GOING TO DIE! SOMEBODY HELP MMEEEEEE!!!! *Runs out of the room.*
Everyone else- 0.o
Eiko- Geez, what a wuss.
By lunch, Zidane had magically recovered, and was poking at his turtle meatloaf surprise.
"You'll eat toad jam, but you won't eat turtle meatloaf?" Squall, who had just sat down, asked in his usual monotone voice.
"But toad jam is good," Zidane argued. "Besides, they ruined the surprise by telling us that there are turtles in it. What fun is that?"
He didn't receive a response. Not that he had been expecting one. Squall was weird like that.
Sephiroth burst in through the western doors of the cafeteria, and Rufus burst in through the eastern ones. They had a gang of men following each of them, snapping their fingers to a beat ala Westside Story.
Both assumed fighting stances, and Sephiroth raised his really excessively long sword, preparing to strike the young Shinra president down. Rufus, with the quick reflexes of a cat, raised his shotgun from its concealed position beneath his trench coat and shot. Sephiroth was injured badly, but merely walked off, muttering about needing more power and meteor.
"Yay! My hero!" Cloud rushed in and he and Rufus shared a passionate kiss.
"Man, that guy's a freak. Didn't his girlfriend die just yesterday?" Squall murmured. Zidane nodded and went back to poking at his undercooked meal.
Zidane's next period was Science, and he dreaded it because a force so powerful that few dared to stand and oppose it taught the class.
And that force was Id. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
y.NM.S- Mwahaha! A cliffhanger! I got tired of typing, but still wanted to post something up tonight.
I got the lyrics to "Change the World" from animelyrics.com This tampon thing was a hilarious little event in RoseGoddess's fic, So Little They Know. Read it. Even if you're not a big fan of Inuyasha, you might still find it funny.
