Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Dark Angel or Buffy. *Sigh* I wish…

A/N: OK another chapter! Yay! I really enjoyed writing this, because I got to include some Buffy songs, and 1 line from a Buffy episode. Ah, the fun…..

A/N2: If anyone can tell me which line of this chapter is from a Buffy episode, I'll give you a walk-on part in the final chapter…. And, no Elinor, you CAN'T guess!!



Logan sighed in relief as he drove up to the abandoned hair salon. Tym was sitting outside, and looked deep in thought.

"Tym" Logan said as he got out of his Aztec. "Are you OK?"

Tym smiled. "Yeah man, I'm fine. That Leah is one weird chick, though."

Logan laughed. "She sure is." He sighed as his face became serious again. "Tym, what else happened while you were here?" He asked quietly.

Tym gave Logan a confused look. "Nothing really. Leah went back inside, and I sat here and waited." He grinned at Logan "Figured you'd come along sooner or later."

"Damn" Logan said disappointedly.

Max approached from behind. "What's wrong?" She asked in alarm.

"Oh, it's nothing" Logan answered with a smile. "Leah is hiding something inside that abandoned hair salon, and it's got to have something to do with Elinor. I really want to know what it is."

Max flashed a big grin. "Guess I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way." She said, heading towards the building and leaping onto the roof.

Logan smiled. "I did wonder why she wore that catsuit."



Elinor was very bored. //Hmmm what can I do to entertain myself?//

//I know!// Elinor smiled to herself, and began to sing (Rather out-of- tune)

"I've got a theory that it's a demon

A dancing demon

No, something isn't right there

I've got a theory some kid is dreamin'

And we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare

I've got a theory we should work this out

It's getting eerie

What's this cheery singing all about?

It could be witches

Some evil witches

Which is ridiculous

'Cause witches they were persecuted

And Wicca good

And love the earth

And woman power

And I'll be over here

I've got a theory

It could be bunnies

I've got a th-

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes!

They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!

And what's with all the carrots?

What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

Bunnies! Bunnies, it must be bunnies!

...Or maybe midgets"

"OH MY GOD, WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!???"

Elinor grinned at Leah's shouting from the next room. "I don't wanna!" She called in response to Leah's previous request.

Leah stormed into the room where Elinor was being held.

"If you don't shut up" She began quietly. "I'm gonna-"

"You're gonna do what?" Elinor interrupted. "Lick me to death?"

Elinor laughed as Leah started to scream her head off. She knew that Leah wasn't allowed to hurt her. //Then she won't get her precious Logan. Which is really stupid, cos Logan is totally in love with Max, but hey. Who am I to tell a villain how to do her job?//

Elinor just laughed at Leah's exasperation. "This next song is my total fave from the Buffy musical episode."

"Life's a show

And we all play our parts

And when the music starts

We open up our hearts

It's all right

If some things come out wrong

We'll sing a happy song

And you can sing along

Where's there's life

There's hope, everyday's a gift

Wishes can come true

Whistle while you work

So hard all day

To be like other girls

To fit in in this glittering world"



A/N: Sorry, but I just have to mention this. As you may know, both Leah and Elinor are actual people. I also wanted to say that the character of Dan (See chapter 11) is also real. Now, while the Elinor is kinda based around the real Elinor's personality, sadly, Leah and Dan are neither as stupid or as evil as in this story…… Just thought you'd like to know. :)