Chapter 4: HENRY!!!!!

We all headed towards a colony, and did the only other thing we could

think of that day. "Do you think this makes me look fat?" Suki asked as she posed in front of a mirror. "Suki, I couldn't care less.." I responded. "Oh thanks!!!" "I found more dresses!!" Kiki muffled, holding a dress in her mouth, and carrying dresses in the other arms. "We have more important things to think about than looking hot for the men at Eden!!" Lita finally yelled. "WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT?!?!!?" Suki yelled back. "Making the women jealous?" I guessed. "Close, but not it." Lita responded. "Look!" Suki pointed over at a man in a trench coat. "Hey! I've seen that guy before! He's called..." Lita began. "What's he called?" Kiki muffled, still holding the dress in her mouth. "Henry.." Lita responded in a low tone. Me, Suki, and Kiki looked at each other, and burst out in laughter. "HENRY!!!!!!" Came my friend, Vince, from out of the clothes rack. And Henry looked back. "Hey, your not in this story!!" Suki stated. "Oh, sorry. I was the one who made the joke though." "All right, you can leave now." Lita said, annoyed. And with that, he left. "And what are your interests, miss Tinkachu?" The man asked me, as I sat uneasily in my chair. 'I knew I should've used preparation H!! Wait, I don't have hemeroids..' I thought. "Um.. I like to read, I enjoy drawing, and, I'm learning to play the violin?" 'Ah hell, these are snobs, I can't tell them I'm really learning to play the guitar!!' "Well, miss Tinkachu. You're fit for the job! Welcome aboard Eden!" The General got up, and shook my hand. "Uh, thank you?" "You will be boarding with Suki, Lita, and Kiki. Now go back, and pack your bags!" I saluted, "Yes sir!" I walked down the halls, gingerly searching for my comrads. (I just love that word, I could say it all day!! Gingerly, gingerly, gingerly, gingerly!! Ok, I'll stop now..) 'Dude!! Where are they?!!?' I thought. "Woah.. Cool straw!! I'm keeping this!!" I heard a voice, a couple of yards away, say this. I knew it was Kiki. "Ah Chucks!!!" I said as I looked at the bottom of my shoe, which had gum on it. "Stanley!!!!!" All three of my comrads yelled out. (If you lived where I live, you'd understand this joke) "Bout time we found you, Tink!!" Lita said, tapping her foot. "Heh, traffic?" "Check it out, Tink!!!" Suki said, as I walked towards her. "What is it?" I asked. "You wanna hear a SCARY story?!" I nodded. "In the near future, there will be two thousand channels!!!" "Awesome!!" I yelled. "But .... Nothing to watch!!!" I tilted my head back, and screamed. "Of course, you know she's kidding, right?" Lita looked at me, confused by my antics. "Um ...." I straightened my collar. "Of course I knew!! What kinda chump would believe that?!" The news came on at that moment. "Ladies and gentlemen!!! We have breaking news!! Scientists have developed two thousand channels, and yet, there is nothing ... to ...WATCH!!!!!!!!!" People began running up and down through the halls, with their arms in the air. A whistle was blown, and a man with black hair, and a little square mustache above his lip, came walking down the hall. "FALL IN LINE TROOPS!!!!" We all got in line, and I heard someone whisper, "Hitler, reincarnated!!" The man brought a stick up to the person's chin, "Vhat was dat?!" "Uh ... Nothing!!!" "Vhat is your name?" "Steve." "Steve?" "Steve ... SIR!!!" "Betah." 'Woah .... Steve ...' I thought. 'I wanted to be Steve!!!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -