Disclaimer: I do not in any way encourage domestic violence and
premeditated murder. If you don't like the original song, Goodbye Earl by
the Dixie Chicks, then do not read this. This is done in fun.
Other: If you like the song and have seen the video, imagine the cast as
this:
Cast Chromia as herself Elita-1 as herself Optimus Prime as himself Cops-Prowl and Ironhide Lawyer-Starscream Doctors and Nurses in hospital-Ratchet, First Aid, Firestar, Moonracer and other Femmes People at stand-Jazz, Blaster, Zombie Optimus Prime (hehehe), Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Springer, and Blurr
Chromia and Elita-1 were the best of friends All through their academy days Both members of the Autobot Club Both active in the FFA* After graduation Chromia went out lookin' for a brand new world Elita looked all around this town and all she found was Prime
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Elita started getting abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And make-up to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from there But Prime walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care
Right away Chromia flew in from Iacon On a red eye midnight flight
She held Elita's hand as they worked out a plan And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Prime had to die Goodbye Prime Those little energon goodies They tasted all right to me Prime You're feelin' weak Why don't you lay down and sleep Prime Ain't it dark Wrapped up in that tarp Prime?
The cops came by to bring Prime in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats and said, "thank you ladies if you hear from him let us know"
Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer And Summer faded into Fall And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause
Prime had to die Goodbye Prime We need a break Let's go out to the lake Prime We'll pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk Prime Well is that all right Good Let's go for a ride Prime hey
*Femmes Fatale Association (The Dixie Chicks do not advocate premeditated murder, but love getting even.)
Cast Chromia as herself Elita-1 as herself Optimus Prime as himself Cops-Prowl and Ironhide Lawyer-Starscream Doctors and Nurses in hospital-Ratchet, First Aid, Firestar, Moonracer and other Femmes People at stand-Jazz, Blaster, Zombie Optimus Prime (hehehe), Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Springer, and Blurr
Chromia and Elita-1 were the best of friends All through their academy days Both members of the Autobot Club Both active in the FFA* After graduation Chromia went out lookin' for a brand new world Elita looked all around this town and all she found was Prime
Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Elita started getting abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And make-up to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from there But Prime walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care
Right away Chromia flew in from Iacon On a red eye midnight flight
She held Elita's hand as they worked out a plan And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Prime had to die Goodbye Prime Those little energon goodies They tasted all right to me Prime You're feelin' weak Why don't you lay down and sleep Prime Ain't it dark Wrapped up in that tarp Prime?
The cops came by to bring Prime in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats and said, "thank you ladies if you hear from him let us know"
Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to Summer And Summer faded into Fall And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand out on Highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam and they don't lose any sleep at night 'cause
Prime had to die Goodbye Prime We need a break Let's go out to the lake Prime We'll pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk Prime Well is that all right Good Let's go for a ride Prime hey
*Femmes Fatale Association (The Dixie Chicks do not advocate premeditated murder, but love getting even.)
