The Princess Diaries Truth or Dare

(a/n: This is the start of Truth or Dare! sNOw, I will put you in if you want me to, but you'll have to tell me, or I can't do it. Don't forget, if you want to be part of the game, then I need to know the name you want to use, but it can't be one of the characters from the books. Also, tell me about your character so I can personalise it a bit more for you. That's it, so on with the game!)

I don't own any of the characters from the Princess Diaries. I don't own Maria or Cassandra Amethyst either, they're real people.

(A solitary 13 year old girl is walking through a field, when she gets an idea. Suddenly, she whips out her trusty mobile, presses a special button, and a huge gang of people arrive right in front of her, looking confused, bemused, but not at all amused. They are noticed as the characters from the Princess Diaries. The girl, hereby known as Frankie *me* starts smiling.)

Mia: Where the hell are we?

Clarisse: Amelia, mind your language!

Mia: Sorry, Grandmere, and for the last time, it's Mia!

Frankie: Hello, everyone!

Lilly: Who are you?

Frankie: I am Frankie, the mighty, all-powerful author!

(Everyone stands there with faces half confused, half so-what)

Michael: So?

Mia: Your point being.?

Frankie: I'm the one who controls what happens! I can do whatever I want! You are all my little pawns!

Everyone still has a look of so what, although it's not as noticeable as the look of confusion.

Frankie: Basically, I'm the one who controls what you do and what happens to you. For instance, I could make Lilly make out with Philippe!

There is quite a range of reactions: Mia, Lilly, Philippe and Clarisse are all wearing similar looks of absolute disgust, while Tina, Michael, Lars, Helen, Lana, Josh and Frank, try to hold back their laughter at the thought. Kenny and Boris, however, look blank, as usual.

Mia and Lilly: Ewwww..

Clarisse and Philippe: Uh, what a thought.

Everyone else: *snorting with laughter*

Frankie: But I'm not gonna do that! I'm too nice! ^_^

Everyone else: =_=

Frankie: What! This is a fair game of truth or dare, and that's the way it's gonna be. Fair. So there. Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!

Everyone: o_O

Frankie: ^_^

Frankie: Anyway, first things first! I'm Frankie, I'm the author, so I'm also the mediator for truth or dare, which I am hereby forcing you all to play! Next order of business, me telepathy tells me that there are 2 of my little friends who wanna play with you too!

Presses mobile button again, and two more girls appear.

Frankie: Everyone, I'd like you to meet, Cassandra Amethyst, and Maria! They're gonna play, too!

Everyone: Hi Cassandra Amethyst, hi Maria!

Frankie: They didn't say hi to me.. ;_;

Everyone: o_O

Michael: That's because you kidnapped us all, and are now forcing us to play truth or dare!

Frankie: Point taken. Everybody, sit in a large circle on the floor.

Kenny, Boris, Tina and Mia sit on the floor. When they see that Mia's sat down, Lilly and Michael join her.

Clarisse: Amelia, get off the ground! You're going to ruin your new outfit Sebastiano made you!

Mia: (quietly to everyone on the floor) That's my point.

Clarisse: I beg your pardon, Amelia?

Mia: (hastily) I was just saying that it was a shame I had to sit on the grass in this absolutely gorgeous outfit, but I'm afraid what Frankie will do if we don't do as she says. In fact, I think you should sit down right away, before she does something to you! (Pulls Clarisse to the floor in a heap)

Everyone: *tries to contain laughter, but fails miserably*

Frankie: He he, good one, Mia!

Tina: When are we gonna start playing? I'm getting bored, and so are Kenny and Boris. I don't know about the others.

Frankie: Yep, we're gonna start! Ready for the first person? Who wants to go first?

Everyone: *nothing*

Frankie: Fine. We're going to spin the bottle!

Josh and Lana: We're going to play spin the bottle? My favourite!

Frankie: *gives them a disgusted look* No, we're going to spin a bottle to see who goes first!

Josh and Lana: Oh...

Everyone else: *rolls their eyes*

Frankie zaps in an empty wine bottle, with a guilty look on her face.

Frankie: I, er, found this in the bottle bank.

Everyone: -_-

Frankie: Well, here we go!

Frankie spins the bottle, and it lands on.

Who will the bottle land on, what will they have to do or say? Who knows! All coming up in the next chapter of The Princess Diaries Truth or Dare!

(a/n: Please, if you want to be in this fanfic, just tell me and I'll squeeze you in, and don't forget to put in things about your character! Also, any good ideas for dares or truths will be welcome, and I'll make sure you get credit for them! Please, R&R! More later!)