(a/n: Thanx to everyone who reviewed! That would be MoonGrlonearth, also known in this story as Sam; Sky, known in this as Sky; stargirl888; CrzyDazy, also known as Marie, not forgetting Zsa Zsa of course (you're welcome for the company. Fat Louie enjoyed spending time with you. He told me so); perfunctory; Gabriel, who is joining the story this chapter, under the same name; and sapofbks2002. Please, for the love of god, when *hint hint* you are reviewing, whether you are already in the story, or are asking to be in the story, tell me about your personality and anything you think may be of use to me. It's not like you have to worry about me being a paedophile or anything, I'm just an ordinary 13 year old girl. Kind of. Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Sorry, I'm still in a completely hyperactive mood after my best friend and I were almost falling about the maths room earlier with laughter, because we were so hyper. But enough about me, I need to hear more about you!)

Disclaimer: I do not own The Princess Diaries, or Meg Cabot, because if I did, I would force her to write me new Princess Diaries books everyday. I am, however, the proud owner of the absolutely GREAT new Princess Diaries book, Mia goes Fourth, which, if you live in the UK like me, you will know, came out today!

On with the humiliation! (Josh: ;_;) He he.

Michael: Josh, it is time for you t-

Voice: AAAAAAAAAAHH-OUCH!

Nearly everybody: What the -

Serenity and Desi: Gabriel!!

Everyone else: Who?

Desi: Let us explain. Gabriel -

Serenity: - is our other best friend!

Frankie: Ok, but what is she doing here?

Desi: We kind of, invited her along, but she was a bit late. She's always a bit late.

Serenity: She was so excited about coming. She would have killed herself if she hadn't made it in time for Josh's dare!

Gabriel: Yeah, I made it just in time!

Marie: Hey, are you a good dancer?

Cassie: Yeah, are you good at choreographing dances?

Gabriel: I'm ok. I've choreographed a few dances in my time.

Desi: She's the best dancer!

Serenity: And the best choreographer!

Rowena: Oh, good! You can help make up Josh's dance styles!

Gabriel: What do you mean, dance styles? Like dances or the type of movements that are good for each type of song?

Megan: The type of movements.

Frankie: I've got an idea. Who else here is any good at dance?

Lana, Sam, Megan and Rowena raise their hands.

Frankie: Ok, that works. Lana'll be out of the way, making up dances. Which EVERYONE will help with, Lana. No taking over. Gabriel's in charge of this mission.

Everyone else: Mission??

Frankie: You know, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take Josh Richter, and teach him all moves to make a tip-top performance.

Gabriel: Tip-top?

Frankie: Yes, tip-top. If you don't like the way I speak, then that's fine, but if you do, then that's just spiffy!

Everyone else: Spiffy??

Frankie: Yes, spiffy, and if you don't like the way I say things, then you can bog off, but if you do, that's absolutely corking, old chap!

Everyone else: Corking? Old chap??

Frankie: Yes, an-

Lilly: Okay, we get the point. No need to carry on. In a minute she'll be saying we all look rather dashing!

Frankie: No, Lilly. You see, dashing only works for men, as does swashbuckling.

Everyone else: Swashbuckling?

Mia: Okay! Let's move on, shall we?

Frankie: =_=

Mia: O_o

Lilly: =_=

Tina: Guys, stop it! We have to get on with this!

Josh: No, we really don't!

Everyone else except Lana: Yes, we really do!

Frankie: Ladies, if you would like to take Josh to his dance lesson, while the rest of us sort out what to put on the Table of Terrors and so on.

Ladies: Okay! *start dragging Josh off*

Josh starts kicking and screaming like a child in a dentist's office. The aforementioned ladies continue to drag him off-stage.

Frankie: Right! Now people, what are we going to have on our Table of Terrors?

Kenny: It must include bugs. Lots of bugs.

Frankie and Mia: Pfuit.

Everyone else: Huh?

Frankie and Mia: It basically means, *sarcastically* no duh!

Mia: Hey, how'd you know that?

Frankie: I told you, I am the mighty, all-pwerful author!

Mia: Yeah, and your point being?

Frankie: I'm also all-knowing!

Mia: Oh, okay.

Boris: How about stewed beetroots?

Everybody: Ewww.

Frankie: That's a good start, Boris, but it needs a little something to it.

Tina: I know! A mixture of all the types of pickles known to man!

Lars: You should add the spiciest chillies you can find! I know there are some pretty dangerous ones out there!

Everyone: O_O

Lars: What?

Mia: Nothing, Lars, it's just that you haven't said anything really. Except for yes.

Lars: What can I say? I'm not much of a talking person, but when I have to, I can say my bit. Besides, as your bodyguard, I'm supposed to protect you from jerks like Josh, but seeing as I couldn't protect you, I'm going to help you get revenge.

Everyone: O_O

Mia: Ok, well, it's highly appreciated!

Everyone else: Yeah!

Frankie: Anyone else got any ideas as to what we can include?



If you didn't realise, that was a kind of hint, to say that you gotta review and tell me what you think should be included in the *suspence/horror music* Table of Terrors! Even if you can't think of any, please review anyway, and give me your thoughts! If you want to be in, just ask, but I'm only going to include you from now on, if you tell me at least 3 things about your personality. That's also a call for anyone else who's in the story, to tell me more about your personalities. In fact, if I don't have at least 3 things from everyone on my list, they will not have lines. They will still be included, just not with any of their own lines. I'm not trying to be mean, I just need to motivate you to give me help! Some people have already filled in all 3 spots, but thy can always tell me more, just to be nice!

Please R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R&R!

If you didn't know, the first R's for read, the other ten are for review!