(a/n: Thanx to everyone who reviewed. Macdeniken, you're going to make your debut later on, because it's getting hard enough as it is, and it's getting to confusing, so I'll put you in after Josh's dare. Also, thanx for your great review, but I need to know more about your personality and character. Once in a blue moon, thanx for your review, and I was going to do something like you said anyway, as you'll see later in the chapter. Neo- spain stellar chick, you'll also be coming in after Josh's dare, for the same reason. I can tell from your review that you've never made sense whatsoever. Just kidding! I bet you're spiffy too! Desi, thanx for your reviews and your emails, but Antonio and Crystall will have to come in after the dare, too. Thanx also for the info. I'll use your ideas too. MoonGrlonearth, I'm glad you like dancing, it was just a lucky guess. Thanx for the review. Sky, thanx for your review, and I will use your horsie idea, because I know how much you love horses! Cassie, thanx for your review, and the info, too, although why you have a crush on Kenny is beyond me. Chekjbug, I would use your idea, but I don't know what it's about, so I can't use it to its full degree. Silky, thanx for your review, and I'm glad you're happy you're in it. I'm going to get on with the game now, cos otherwise this note'll be longer than the chapter itself.)

Disclaimer: Hello, my name is Meg Cabot, and I own the Princess Diaries, and it's characters, and anything you recognise from the Princess Diaries.

Disclaimer Part 2: Ok, that wasn't really true. Meg Cabot does own all Princess Diaries stuff, but I'm not her. Unfortunately. ;_;

Cassie: Ooh, ooh! I know! Me, me, me!

Frankie: You got an idea?

Cassie: Yeah! It's really good!

The group sit in silence for a minute, everyone except Cassie with expectant looks on their faces.

Michael: Well? What is it??

Cassie: Oh, yeah! Milkshakes!

Everyone else: *staring in disbelief* Milkshakes?

Cassie: Milkshakes.

Everyone else: Milkshakes.

Lilly: Here we are, trying to think of disgusting food combinations of food to eat, and she goes and suggests milkshakes.

Frankie: You've got to admit, Cassie, it is kinda stupid. Most people love milkshakes!

Cassie: Ah, but do most people love tuna milkshakes? Do most people love sausage milkshakes? Do most people love broccoli milkshakes? Do most people love fudge and oyster milkshakes?

Mia: Ah, I see where you're getting at!

Frankie: Very nice idea! How about we mix all those together with tapioca pudding, and call it tapioca surprise!

Everyone else: Eww..

Michael: That's a great idea!

Desi: Ooh! I got one!

Michael: Yes?

Desi: Donut and squid casserole, with latte and shredded tuna topping!

Everyone else: Eww..

Frankie: That's perfect!

Tina: Desi, how did you come up with something like that?

Desi: I have my ways. Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Frankie: HEY!! That's my evil laugh!! Mine, you hear me?!?!?!?! Mwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!

Desi: Oh, really?! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenny: Whoa, she's good!

Frankie: =_= We'll see about that! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha etc.

Half an hour later

Frankie: ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: O_O

Boris, Lilly and Michael: Oi.

Mia and Tina: Oh, my lord.

Kenny and Desi: For the love of all that is Japanese anime.

Everyone else: O_O

Desi: Okay, I concede defeat. No one can beat that!

Frankie: ^_^ Okay, where were we?

Michael: *snapping out of his daze* We had just got the donut thing.

Frankie: Oh, yeah!! Anyone got any ideas?

Serenity: How bout a banana split topped with baked beans, cornflakes, caramel-coated lima beans, and with a thick drizzle of tomato ketchup and barbeque sauce?

Boris: That doesn't sound so bad!

Lilly: That's because that's what you had stuck in your braces last week.

Everyone else except Lil and Boris: Eww.

Michael: I don't think we even want to know how you know that, Lil.

Mia: *being her usual dense self* How??

Michael: Like this. *French kisses her*

Mia: *in a complete daze, with a goofy look on her face, obviously disbelieving that Michael just French-kissed her*

Michael: Mia?? Are you okay?

Lilly: Just leave her.

Tina: Yeah, she'll be fine in a couple of hours.

Kenny: *not saying anything, because he is seething with jealousy*

Frankie: Mia, why don't you just go and sit down on that sofa over there?

Mia: *nods slowly and starts to walk over*

Michael: *quickly* I'll take her!

Frankie: *grabs his arm* No go, Romeo. We need you over here, and we want Mia to recover in time for the dare. Besides, you wouldn't want her to miss you avenging her humiliation at the hands of Josh Richter, would you?

Michael: *starts sulking* I suppose you're right.

Frankie: *sounding exasperated* I've told you before, I'm always right. I'm the author.

Lilly: *muttering* Big head.

Frankie: I heard that.

Lilly: Yeah? And what are you going to do about it?

Frankie: This.

Has now abandoned phone for her fingers. Twiddles fingers and a large horse comes falling out the sky on top of Lilly.

Lilly: *voice is muffled due to the large equine on top of her* Mph, mph, mph!

Sky: Yay!!!! A horsie!!! Horsie, horsie, horsie!!!!!!!

Boris: What have you done?

Frankie: Meh. She'll be fine.

Sky: Can I keep the horsie, pwease????

Frankie: Yeah, knock yourself out.

Sky proceeds to pick up a large brick found on the floor, and starts to lift it above her head.

Frankie: Hey, wait!! I didn't mean literally!

Sky: *looks disappointed* Oh. Do I still get to keep the horse?

Frankie: Yeah, okay.

Sky: Yesums!!!

Lilly is then relieved of the horse. However, the horse is now stuck with Sky, and its chances of being relieved of her, are close to zero.

Lilly: What was that for??

Frankie: *acting innocent* What was what for?

Lilly: Why the hell did you drop a horse on me?

Frankie: Oh, that. You were being rude to me, so I had to drop something on you.

Mia: *who has finally recovered, and has come back to the group, still look very pleased* Why a horse?

Frankie: It was the easiest thing to get rid of.

Mia: That's cruel! You're just going to kill it?

Frankie: *looking very shocked due to her love of animals* Hell no! It's the easiest thing to get rid of, cos Sky'll take them all. She's obsessed.

Mia: Oh, good. *Looks at Sky who is now playing peek-a-boo with the horse* I think.

Everyone except Sky: O_o

Frankie: Well, that'll keep her entertained for a while.

Silky: I've got another one!

Frankie: Oh, good. You've been quiet for a long time.

Silky: I've been thinking. How about Tuna and toffee ice cream with hot chicken gristle fat sauce all packed in a taco shell filled with beef and goat cheese topped with sweet and sour sauce?

Everyone else: O_o

Michael: How'd you think of something that insane?

Silky: It's simple. When you hang out with Sky as much as I do, part of you tends to go insane.

Mia: Fair enough.

Sky: *still with the horse, but is now playing itsy-bitsy spider with it* Did somebody say my name? Never mind! *turning back to the horse* Down came the rain.

Kenny: Okay.

Mia: And I thought Kenny was weird.

Kenny: Hey!

Mia: Sorry, but, hello, you are obsessed with Japanese anime you know.

Cassie: Hey, leave him alone!

Desi: Yeah, anime rocks!!!

Cassie: That isn't why you should leave him alone. *winks at Kenny*

Everybody else: *shudders with horror at the thought of Kenny being a stud- muffin*

Desi: *backs away from the pair of them*

Marie: Ooh! I've got one! Chilli, with Jell-O wrapped sushi, liver- meringue pie, orange marmalade on Spam, cottage cheese and ketchup soup, chocolate chips, clam chowder with Oreos, rice krispie squares, beef jerky with marshmallow cream, figs, steamed onions, starburst covered in garlic spread, and smothered in tuna paté.

Everyone else, except Sky of course: O_______o

Silky: She's known Sky for longer than me.

Everyone else: *fully understanding* Oh, okay.

Frankie: Also, what is it with you people and tuna???

Maria: Tuna is just so great! *Starts to sing* You can have it flaky! You can have it chunky! Or in a milkshakey!

Everyone else except Mia and Frankie: *Joining in* Tuna's always spunky!!!

Frankie and Mia: O_o

Mia: What's up with them?

Frankie: I have no idea.

Mia: I thought you were supposed to be all-knowing.

Frankie: I am, when it comes to things that have been seen on the face of this earth before.

Mia: Oh.

Mia: Could you maybe drop a couple of horses on them, please? Be careful of Michael, though, I only want to shock him.

Frankie: No probs.

Twiddles her fingers a few times, and seven horses drop out of the sky onto the group.

Group: Ow!

Mia: Thank you! ^_^

Frankie: No probs. Anytime. ^_^

Mia: Is Michael okay?

Frankie: Yeah, he'll be fine.

Mia: Oh, good! I couldn't bear it if he got seriously hurt!

Frankie: You mean, you couldn't bear it if he didn't French kiss you like he did earlier.

Mia: *starts turning the colour of a tomato* Same diff.

Frankie: Hehe!

Sky has noticed the other seven horses, and is now running around giving all of them big hugs, while the first horse slowly backs towards the door. Sky notices this.

Sky: Hey! I'm not done with you yet! Come back, horsie!

Horse gallops out the door to safety.

Sky: Oh.. Horsie gone.

Sky remembers the other seven horses.

Sky: Wait a second! I still have all of you!

The horses start to look very scared, and start to back off.

Sky: Oh, no, you don't!

She gets string and ties them all to special horsie seats, and starts to read them the story of Black Beauty.

Frankie: See what I meant when I said they were the easiest things to keep out of the way.

Mia: Point taken.

Group is now recovering from horse attack.

Tina: *sarcastically* Thanks a lot, Frankie.

Frankie: Hey, don't blame me, it was Mia's idea.

Michael: Mia? You asked her to do this?

Mia starts to look very sheepish. She doesn't, however, start to say baaaa.

Frankie: Don't get too offended, Mike. She said to make sure you didn't get hurt, just shocked.

Michael: *Really touched* You did that for me?

Mia: Yeah.

Michael: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

Lilly: What about that laptop that Mom and Dad bought you a few months ago?

Michael: Forget the laptop.

Everyone else: O_O *Huge gasp, and I mean huge*

Michael: No one's ever tried to save me from an insane author before!

Frankie: Watch it!

Mia: No, don't hurt him!

Michael starts to go in to kiss her again.

Frankie: Lilly, do something!

Lilly: Why should I?

Frankie: She didn't ask me to save you, did she?

Lilly: Point taken. *Grabs Michael by his shirt*

Michael and Mia: Hey!!

Lilly: Dare now, make out later. Or never would be better, if you ask me. I don't really feel like watching my older brother make out with my best friend. *Shudders at the thought*

Michael and Mia: Hey!

Frankie: *Does finger whistle thing* People! Now do you want to humiliate Josh Richter or what?

Michael, Mia and Lilly: Hell yeah!

Frankie: Right. I think we've got enough foods now for the Table of Terrors. We need to decide on what costumes he has to wear for each of the dances.

Mia: For Britney Spears he should definitely wear the schoolgirl outfit.

Frankie: Agreed?

Everyone: Agreed.

Frankie: Good. Now for Michael Jackson.

Boris: He should have to wear white make-up to make him look like Michael Jackson, and he has to wear the really buttery outfit with the hat!

Everyone else: Buttery???

Lilly: Oh, I get it. He means cheesy.

Boris: Buttery, cheesy, what's the difference? They're both diary products.

Lilly: That's dairy products, not diary.

Frankie: Yeah, that's where Mia writes all the time, mostly about how much she loves Michael, and. oops, did I say that out loud?

Mia: *looking absolutely mortified* Yes you did, thank you very much. And how the hell do you know what I write in my diary?

Michael: *With a smug grin on his face* So it's true then?

Mia: Uh, no! It's, uh, not true!

Frankie: For chrissakes, Mia, you two already confessed you like each other.

Mia: Oh, yeah! Yeah, it is true.

Michael: Hmmm!

Mia: Don't be like that. I've already told you that I've loved you since I was 6, so get over yourself.

Michael: And I've already told you, I've loved you since you were 6, too, so there's nothing to be ashamed of. If I kept a diary, which I don't, you would fill every page in it.

Everyone else: Ah..

Mia: I'll always love you, Michael.

Michael: And, I'll always love you, Mia.

Frankie: *Breaking into song* And I, will always love you, oooooohh!!!

Frankie: Ahem. Sorry about that! Oh God, there they go again.

Michael and Mia have now started making out.

Lilly: *shudder, shudder*

Kenny: *seethe, seethe*

Boris: *mouth breathe, mouth breathe*

Tina: *sigh, sigh*

Frankie: Okay, you two, break it up!

Michael and Mia continue to ignore her.

Frankie: Do you guys want me to drop another horse on the pair of you?

They quickly break away at the statement. Sky runs over at the sound of the word horse. While she's gone, the horses start chewing on the string binding them to the chairs.

Sky: Horsie? Where's a horsie?

Frankie: There's no horsie, cept the ones over there that are now trying to chew their way to freedom. They're trying to get away before you can show them the film of Black Beauty.

Sky: NO!!!!!!! Horsies!!!!

Runs back to the horses, and binds them to the chairs with duct tape.

Mia: Those poor things.

Marie: Ooh, I have an idea for the can can costume! He can wear a red and black Moulin Rouge style dress! With a black curly wig, and all the stocking and stuff!

Frankie: Good idea! Now we'll just have to wait and see what the dances are to see what else he could wear. I doubt they'll be back for a while, so you can chat and sit amongst yourselves, or whatever.

Frankie zaps in a few sofas, and a refreshments table. A few TVs with satellite, too.

Mia and Michael go and occupy one of the couches, while Lilly and Boris take another. Sky is still with the horses. Kenny, Desi, and Serenity go and grab one of the TVs and start watching Japanese anime, while Cassie starts to edge over towards Kenny. Kenny however, is engrossed in the TV show, and doesn't seem to realise until she is in his lap. He pushes her onto the floor, saying he can't see the TV. She lands on the floor with a thud. Tina, meanwhile, takes one of the armchairs and sits reading her latest romance novel. Lars is occupying the other armchair, and flicking through the latest copy of Guns and Ammo Weekly. Frankie, Silky, Maria and Marie are just sitting on some bean bags and talking amongst themselves, and trying to come up with new dares and truths and stuff.



Right, there you go! Chapter 7! Josh's dare will probably be next chapter! I won't put it up if you don't review! And remember, Flames are for arsonists and pyro-addicts. Luckily, none of them have ever paid me a visit, and I'd like to keep it that way! Please R&R! Fankoos!!! Oh, yeah, and don't forget to write in more about your characters. Sorry for not putting in the ones who were teaching Josh to dance, but they will definitely be included next time!!