A/N: hello peeps and peepettes, Thankyou for reading this attempted cure for writers block for the story 'on the run'. If I get blocked after doing this, or I get a few good reviews, then I might carry on, but till then, you can crack up over this. Now siddown, steal a handful of popcorn from a friend and enjoy. ^__^

Disclaimer: hmm. do I own pokemon? I can't remember. where did I put that deed that said I now own pokemon? Oh that's right. I don't have it. There for, I don't own pokemon. So there! *Sticks tongue out*



Things you would never hear a character say. By salamander3

Ash: the square of the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the square of the other two sides.

Tracey: that may be true, but you can't compare to the equation to discover the chemical symbol of xenon.

Surge: you are both wrong. The best equation would be the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow!

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Brock: that's IT! I'm giving up on girls. Looking for a good time Tracey? *Winks at him*

Snorlax: hmm. maybe I should get some exercise. I'm looking a little out of shape...

Chansey: maybe we should join a diet club.

Misty: way to go Psyduck! You're my favourite pokemon! And so smart too! And handsome! I loooove you! *Picks him up and hugs him*

Hypno: I wish I could find a way to get this stupid polo off of my string.

Misty: aw. look at the cute ickle spinarak.. *goes to touch it*

Spinarak: AAAAAAHHH! It's a MISTY!!!! *Runs away at high speed*

Croconaw: woohoo! I look like Fred Flintstone with a mohikan! * Starts singing* croco's, meet the croco's, they're the modern poke fam-I-ly.

*Dodrio is chasing after a rapidash. The rapidash trips over and the dodrio catches up to it and looks at it evilly*

dodrio: .tag! Your it! *Runs off * Rapidash: darn. *gets up and gives chase*

Delibird: hohoho! Merry Christmas! *Throws presents at everyone*

Ghastly: ah ah, ah ah, staying alive, staying alive!

Ghastly, haunter and gengar in unison: ah ah, ah ah, staying alive, staying alive!

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Chansey: who's up for scrambled eggs?

Blissey: ooh ooh, I am! ^_^ Hitmonchan: okay, who's the wise guy who put me in a tutu?

Hitmonlee: *snickers*

That's all for now folks! Thanks for reading!



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