Chapter 2: My Darling Sutra.

After the building colaspe, Sanzo and the rest of the gang had to pay for the reconstruction. As they were busy counting the money needed, Hakkai noticed that Sanzo didn't have his sutra on.

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Sanzo: HOW the hell did she gets it ?? WHEN ??!! *pacing back and forth*

Hakkai: Yare yare... You have to calm down, Sanzo-sama. Try smoking.

Sanzo: ....can't.

Hakkai: Ah?? When did you decide to stop? Congratulations!

Gojyo: Ah! What did the doctor say? Was it lung cancer or bronchit...

TCHING!

Sanzo: *points gun at Gojyo's head* SHUT UP if you don't have anything NICE to say! I ran out of cigarattes.

Gojyo: Want mine?

Sanzo: No.

Gojyo: Why not?

Sanzo: Because yours has no class. *walks away*

Gojyo: Fine. Sheesh~~~ Choosy man.

Goku: I want one!!

TWACK

Goku: aa...What's that for, Sanzo-sama?!

TWACK TWACK

Sanzo: Do you want to die early, saru?

Goku: But you..

Sanzo: How old am I and how old are you?

Goku: Aaa...about 500 years old.

Sanzo: Tc'!

Gojyo: Wow, you'ved just lost! Hive five, Goku!

TWACK TWACK

Sanzo: *held up a flaming fan* ONE more words and I swear I'll exterminate both of you myself!

Hakkai: *sweatdrops* aya..ya.. oh well. Ja, let's look for a place to stay tonight.

Goku: Pork buns!!!

Gojyo: Beer.

Sanzo: Let's look for a place to buy cigarettes.

Goku: I want one!

TWACK

Hakkai: Yare yare..here we go again....

Well, we live them alone for a while. Meanwhile, Lirin was busy playing with her newly found treasure when a group of bandits from nowhere snatched it from her. Ah, poor her. Hahahaha!!! I love a good laugh. Wahahahahah!! *TWACK* get back to the story will ya! Miaw! Who the hell are you?!! *points gun* aa..So Lirin went back to see her brother at the fort's laboratory.

Lirin: *sniff* gomene, niichan! Sorry....

Kougaiji: What for?

Lirin: I actually got a birthday present for you.

Kougaiji: That's nice.

Lirin: But I lost it...

Kougaiji: Oh, that's ok. What was it?

Lirin: ...Sanzo's sutra....

Kougaiji: That's o......WHAT??! You lost WHAT? *falls from chair*

Lirin: B..but I didn't actually lost it.

Kougaiji: *regains from shock* Where is it then?

Lirin: Stolen.

Kougaiji: Sto...len?

At that moment, Dokugaku and Yaonne enter the laboratory. Soon, the news of the stolen treasure, which is the evil sutra that belongs to Sanzo spread all around the fort like wild mushrooms growing after heavy rain.

Some luck. So the plan to go to the west was interupted. We leave them alone first so that they could discuss their plans to get the sutra back. Chapter 3 will up soon.Miaw!