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Chapter3: The plan.
Ah, so we return to Sanzo's party to see what's going on. Apparently, things had gone bad for Sanzo these few days and he was about to go nuts.
Hakkai: Sanzo....
SPING! PONG! CHIANG! PIANG!
Sanzo: *raising another cymbal and tossing it around like a flying saucer* AHAHAHA!!! I never had so much fun in my life before! This is SO much fun!
Gojyo: Aih!! *evades incoming plate* Hei, watch out! What's gotten into you?!
Goku: Sanzo-sama, calm down!
Sanzo: ...Ah, you're right. *grabs more plates and pans*
Hakkai: Put that down, please. Look, we'll think of something, okay?
Gojyo: *grabs Sanzo and sits him down* There. Relax man! Cool down. Here, have some beer.
Hakkai: *sweatdrops* Obviously, we can't continue our journey without the Sutra. Do you have any plans, Goku?
Goku: Nope.
Hakkai: That's too bad.
Gojyo: *pushes Hakkai aside* Are you sure? Did you know that Sanzo's credit card is only going to be filled if we manage to get to the next city in time? So, looks like we wasted out of money here and no more food till next city.
Goku: Ah! Wait! I've got a plan! *whisper, whisper*
After a few minutes...
Gojyo: That's the WORST plan I'ved ever hear in my life. Who's going to do it? You?
Hakkai: Yeah. Since it's your plan, you do it. Besides, you're her 'closest' friend.
Gojyo + Hakkai: *Stares at Goku*
Goku: Me..?! ....A...ok....In the name of food.
Gojyo: There, That's the spirit.*patting Goku's back* I'll help you.
And so, we leave them again. Let's visit Lirin and see how she handles her own little problem. Explaining time.
Kougaiji: *walks back and forth in the laboratory* How could you? How could you let such a priceless stuff STOLEN?!
Lirin: I didn't know.*sniff*
Yaonne: Kou-sama, don't be rough to Lirin...
Kougaiji: *take a deep breath* Oh, well. What did they look like?
Dokugaku: You said they were three, right?
Lirin: Yup! One wore a black patch covering his left eye, the other one was wearing white and the third person...didn't really see.
Yaonne: That's enough. You can go clean yourself up for dinner.
Lirin: Yay! Food! *running out*
Kougaiji: Hm..Heard that before.
Yaonne: Obvious isn't it? She's your sister.
Kougaiji: Not that. The description..
Meanwhile, as Lirin was about to get dress for dinner, she heard a strange sound from beneath her window. Looking out, she saw...
Lirin, Lirin, Where art thou be, I've been searching high and low Over mountains and vast terrains Only to find you up in that tower.
Goku: Can't believe I'm doing this.. Lirin, why don't you come down here. I....I....What to say, what to say..I brought you your favourite.Duh! So lame..
Lirin: Masaka! Goku, have you lost your sences or someone poisoned you?!
Goku: Easy, easy, steady, stay calm... I'm serious! It has been a long time since we..Um.. Talk....peacefully.
Lirin: *sweatdrops* Ai, he is sick. Wait a sec!
Thirty minutes later...
Lirin: Well,...I'm here. So talk.
Goku: I'll swear I'll kill Gojyo after this! Emh.. How's your brother?
Lirin: Huh?! You came all the way just to ask about my brother?
Goku: After Gojyo, I'll kill you. Uh.. Um.. Damn! DIE!!! DIE!!! *grabs Lirin and smash her to the ground*
Soon, a sries of kicking, slapping and explosions begins. Destoying anything in their path, they fought each other. They were so loud that Kougaiji who was in the inner part of the tower rushed out to see what happen.
Lirin: AHAHAHA!!! You're such a hopeless Romeo! *Let's out a fireball*
Goku: *evades and dashed towards Lirin* Evil girl!! No wonder you don't own a boyfriend! *kicks Lirin*
Lirin: Well, at least I have a life! *slashes Goku*
From far, Gojyo, Sanzo and Hakkai looked at the fight in disbelief. They ran out of their hiding place to stop the two of them.
Sanzo: Tch'! Whose idea was this?
Hakkai: Goku and Gojy...
Gojyo: Hei! There's nothing wrong with the poem! Sanzo, watch out!! *pushes Sanzo aside as a large ball of fire passed them*
Goku: Muahahahaha!!! Got you! *chocking Lirin from behind* Where's the sutra?
Lirin: ..emh..!! *struggles*
Goku: Speak up!! *chokes harder*
Lirin: .mm..emh!! *struggles more*
Kougaiji: Goku!! Let her go!
Sanzo: KONO BAKA SARU!!! *TWACK TWACK*
Goku: aa..what's that for, Sanzo-sama?!
Sanzo: She can't breath, saru!
Goku: Ark!! Gomen, gomen! *let's Lirin go*
Kougaiji: Hei, what's the big idea?!
Gojyo: We came for the Sutra. Surrender it now or prepare to die.
Kougaiji: We would give it back, if we even have it.
Hakkai: Ei? Isn't it supposed to be with you people?
Lirin: IT'S STOLEN!!! *shouts out loud* STOLEN! STOLEN! STOLEN! Which part of my words that you don't understand?!!
Hakkai: ............
Sanzo: .............
Gojyo: ............
Goku: Uh...the stolen part.
The sutra was stolen. Well, it isn't so bad ne, Sanzo-sama? TWACK aw!! At last Sanzo and Kougaiji's party join forces to recover the stolen sutra. I'm sure they'll manage.
Chapter3: The plan.
Ah, so we return to Sanzo's party to see what's going on. Apparently, things had gone bad for Sanzo these few days and he was about to go nuts.
Hakkai: Sanzo....
SPING! PONG! CHIANG! PIANG!
Sanzo: *raising another cymbal and tossing it around like a flying saucer* AHAHAHA!!! I never had so much fun in my life before! This is SO much fun!
Gojyo: Aih!! *evades incoming plate* Hei, watch out! What's gotten into you?!
Goku: Sanzo-sama, calm down!
Sanzo: ...Ah, you're right. *grabs more plates and pans*
Hakkai: Put that down, please. Look, we'll think of something, okay?
Gojyo: *grabs Sanzo and sits him down* There. Relax man! Cool down. Here, have some beer.
Hakkai: *sweatdrops* Obviously, we can't continue our journey without the Sutra. Do you have any plans, Goku?
Goku: Nope.
Hakkai: That's too bad.
Gojyo: *pushes Hakkai aside* Are you sure? Did you know that Sanzo's credit card is only going to be filled if we manage to get to the next city in time? So, looks like we wasted out of money here and no more food till next city.
Goku: Ah! Wait! I've got a plan! *whisper, whisper*
After a few minutes...
Gojyo: That's the WORST plan I'ved ever hear in my life. Who's going to do it? You?
Hakkai: Yeah. Since it's your plan, you do it. Besides, you're her 'closest' friend.
Gojyo + Hakkai: *Stares at Goku*
Goku: Me..?! ....A...ok....In the name of food.
Gojyo: There, That's the spirit.*patting Goku's back* I'll help you.
And so, we leave them again. Let's visit Lirin and see how she handles her own little problem. Explaining time.
Kougaiji: *walks back and forth in the laboratory* How could you? How could you let such a priceless stuff STOLEN?!
Lirin: I didn't know.*sniff*
Yaonne: Kou-sama, don't be rough to Lirin...
Kougaiji: *take a deep breath* Oh, well. What did they look like?
Dokugaku: You said they were three, right?
Lirin: Yup! One wore a black patch covering his left eye, the other one was wearing white and the third person...didn't really see.
Yaonne: That's enough. You can go clean yourself up for dinner.
Lirin: Yay! Food! *running out*
Kougaiji: Hm..Heard that before.
Yaonne: Obvious isn't it? She's your sister.
Kougaiji: Not that. The description..
Meanwhile, as Lirin was about to get dress for dinner, she heard a strange sound from beneath her window. Looking out, she saw...
Lirin, Lirin, Where art thou be, I've been searching high and low Over mountains and vast terrains Only to find you up in that tower.
Goku: Can't believe I'm doing this.. Lirin, why don't you come down here. I....I....What to say, what to say..I brought you your favourite.Duh! So lame..
Lirin: Masaka! Goku, have you lost your sences or someone poisoned you?!
Goku: Easy, easy, steady, stay calm... I'm serious! It has been a long time since we..Um.. Talk....peacefully.
Lirin: *sweatdrops* Ai, he is sick. Wait a sec!
Thirty minutes later...
Lirin: Well,...I'm here. So talk.
Goku: I'll swear I'll kill Gojyo after this! Emh.. How's your brother?
Lirin: Huh?! You came all the way just to ask about my brother?
Goku: After Gojyo, I'll kill you. Uh.. Um.. Damn! DIE!!! DIE!!! *grabs Lirin and smash her to the ground*
Soon, a sries of kicking, slapping and explosions begins. Destoying anything in their path, they fought each other. They were so loud that Kougaiji who was in the inner part of the tower rushed out to see what happen.
Lirin: AHAHAHA!!! You're such a hopeless Romeo! *Let's out a fireball*
Goku: *evades and dashed towards Lirin* Evil girl!! No wonder you don't own a boyfriend! *kicks Lirin*
Lirin: Well, at least I have a life! *slashes Goku*
From far, Gojyo, Sanzo and Hakkai looked at the fight in disbelief. They ran out of their hiding place to stop the two of them.
Sanzo: Tch'! Whose idea was this?
Hakkai: Goku and Gojy...
Gojyo: Hei! There's nothing wrong with the poem! Sanzo, watch out!! *pushes Sanzo aside as a large ball of fire passed them*
Goku: Muahahahaha!!! Got you! *chocking Lirin from behind* Where's the sutra?
Lirin: ..emh..!! *struggles*
Goku: Speak up!! *chokes harder*
Lirin: .mm..emh!! *struggles more*
Kougaiji: Goku!! Let her go!
Sanzo: KONO BAKA SARU!!! *TWACK TWACK*
Goku: aa..what's that for, Sanzo-sama?!
Sanzo: She can't breath, saru!
Goku: Ark!! Gomen, gomen! *let's Lirin go*
Kougaiji: Hei, what's the big idea?!
Gojyo: We came for the Sutra. Surrender it now or prepare to die.
Kougaiji: We would give it back, if we even have it.
Hakkai: Ei? Isn't it supposed to be with you people?
Lirin: IT'S STOLEN!!! *shouts out loud* STOLEN! STOLEN! STOLEN! Which part of my words that you don't understand?!!
Hakkai: ............
Sanzo: .............
Gojyo: ............
Goku: Uh...the stolen part.
The sutra was stolen. Well, it isn't so bad ne, Sanzo-sama? TWACK aw!! At last Sanzo and Kougaiji's party join forces to recover the stolen sutra. I'm sure they'll manage.
