Chapter 4: Rescue.

Somewhere, in the middle of the forest not far from the East City, stood a tall temple. It stood so tall almost touching the heavens above. Up in the tallest floor...

Homura: Tell me again, how did you get the sutra that easily?

Shien: I stole it.

Homura: From who?

Zeon: A kid.

Homura: ........a......kid.....?! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *laughs out loud till falls from chair* Oof!

Zeon: But it's true.

Homura: Yeah right! I saw the aliens last night.

Shien: ......he is sick.. poor guy.

Homura: *regains consious* Ah well. At least the sutra is original even if your story seemed a little hard to except. Let's start the ritual.

Soon....

Peppermints and toffee-balls, Candies pink and green, Barley sugar and chocolate, Best you've ever...

Homura: .........?! What the hell are you reading?!

Zeon: AH!! Gomenasai! This is my mom's recipe book.

Shien: Yare yare..

*sweatdrops* Ok, soon.......

Deep from below the grounds of hell, To the soaring heavens above, Let there be light upon light, And darkness upon darkness, Emerges from the depths of the earth, Grant me my only wish.

After reciting the incantations, the pentagrams on the floor which had been drawn earlier starts to glow.

Homura: Yes, soon my dreams will come true!! Muahahaha..

Goku+Lirin: STOP!!

Homura: eh?!

Three hours ago...

Lirin: It was stolen by a patched eye man!

Goku: You have got to be kidding.

Gojyo: What does a guy like him wants to do with the sutra.

Sanzo: If I'm not mistaken, his leader is Homura, the fighting god.

Kougaiji: Homura...? He... He stole something from me, a week ago.

Hakkai: What could he possibly steal from you?

Kougaiji: ..my pride.

Gojyo: Ooh, so the bad guy was destroyed by the bad guy, ei? Sounds bizzare.

Yaonne: What are we going to do?

Sanzo: Let's team up for awhile.

Kougaiji: Huh?

Sanzo: Don't you want to get your pride back?

Kougaiji: Well, whatever.

Goku: Since when does your brother gets along with Sanzo, anyway?

Lirin: Don't know.

Gojyo: Since when do you two get along pretty well?

Goku+Lirin: Urusai!!! *blush*

Back at the temple...

Homura: So you two little twerps return.

Lirin: Give back my stuff.

Goku: Return the sutra!!

Kougaiji: I want my pride back.

Sanzo: ...

Zeon: What's all this?!

Hakkai: *punches Zeon* I'll fight you!

Gojyo: You're mine!! *pulls Shien*

Soon the temple was filled with fireballs ruckus and the smell of blood everywhere. For pete's sake, can you people stop fighting?!! Miow!! Move! miaw! My tail....

Kougaiji: *chanting*

Sanzo: *shoots Homura*

Lirin: *running around*

Goku: *grabs sutra which had fallen from nowhere*

After a few desparate hours of fighting...

Yaonne: STOP IT!! This is going nowhere! HEI! Hei director!! Are you there?!!

Kitty: Miaw!! My tail...oh Yaonne. What's up?

Yaonne: Aren't you going to end this?

Kitty:: ...nope. I'm begining to like this.

Yaonne: You're so evil.

Homura: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Argh...

Yaonne: Homura! Are you ok?!

Homura: Heart...problem..can't breath...

Goku: Help! Get the ambulance.

Sanzo: Hang on!

Kitty: Cut! CUT!!

Gojyo: You know what Hakkai, I think that it was all that cat's fault.

Hakkai: You're right. *eying cat*

Kitty: A...aha..ha..guys..why are you looking at me..like that..?

Gojyo+Hakkai+Goku+Sanzo: You and you STUPID ideas!!! DIE! DIE!!

Kittyt: MIOW!!!

And so it ends. The moral of this story is.... I don't know but I lost my tail... Miowwww!! STOP THAT CAT!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!HELP!!!

Lirin: Ne niichan, did you get your pride back?

Kougaiji: ...Nope, but I think this is far from over.

DIE EVIL NEKO!!! aih!!!~~~~~~~~