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Disclaimer: Don't own. Never will. -Sob- Why can't I own?

Note: Well people you can blame this fic on EvilVashTSClone. This is a dream I had and she said that I had to write it down and make a fic out of it. So you can say I will be in it and so will EVTSC. I will us LKV for LadyKnives and EVTSC for EvilVashTSClone. So if you don't like I sorry. So please R&R. If I get enough Reviews I may continue this story. So Onward or should I say downward to the story.





"What is that on your arm?" asked my mom as I came in to the kitchen one fate filled morning. "What? Where?" I said as I scanned my arm for anything abnormal. "There," She said as she grabbed my arm and proceeded to poke at a large, purplish-red knot that had come up on my left arm. "Ow, that hurts." I said as I pull my arm out of her grasp. "That doesn't look good. You need to go to the doctor and see what that is." She picked up the phone and called my doctor's office to tell them that I was coming. "Ok let me get ready and I will go." I headed towards my room to get ready.

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"LKV" A nurse called as she looked around the waiting room. I had been waiting in the waiting room for over 2 hours and had read just about 3 chapters in the book I had brought with me. I got up and followed her as she led me to an empty examining room. "The doctor will be with you in a few minutes." The nurse said as she left the room. I looked around the room and there was the normal stuff that you always see in examining room. The giant swab sticks, the tongue depressor (you know the ice cream sticks), the hazardous waste bag, and my favorite the medical poster. This medical poster explained how your lungs worked but it took so long to figure it out that I lost interest. I got out my book and started reading knowing that as soon as I got interest in it the doctor would come in. "How are you today?" The doctor asked as he came in the room just as I got to a really good fight scene in my book. I don't know why doctors ask that I mean hello if we were feeling great we wouldn't be here. "Ok, how are you?" I asked just to be sociable. "Good, what seems to be the problem?" "Well I woke up this morning and I had this knot on my arm." I said as I showed him the knot. He looked at it and started to press on it. I hiss in a breath. "Does that hurt?" He asked as he looked up into my face. "Yes." I said when what I really wanted to say was, no it doesn't hurt you dumb ass. I just hiss because it felt good. Sometimes doctors can really ask some of the dumbest questions. He continued to examine the knot. Which involved more poking and prodding. He finally stepped back and picked up my chart. "Well?" I asked when he didn't say anything. "You seem to have some kind of insect bite. I have never seen anything like it. So I'm sending you to the hospital. They have test they can do that we don't have. Do you feel like driving or do you want me to get you an ambulance?" "I'll drive. I feel fine except I have this huge knot on my arm." "Ok I will call the hospital and tell them that you are coming." He said as he ushered me out of the room and down the hall. "Ok, do I have to go anywhere special when I get to the hospital?" "No, just go in the emergency entrance and tell them your name." The doctor said as he showed me the waiting room. Ok he has really gotten me worried. This thing can't be that serious, can it?

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"Can I help you?" said the nurse that set at the front desk thing. "Yes my doctor told me to come here. He said he would call and tell you that I was coming." I said as I looked around for my mom. I had called her and told her that the doctor had sent me to the hospital. "Whats your name?" Asked the woman as I scanned the room. "LKV" "Yes we were expecting you. Just take a seat and I will call you when it is your turn." I turn around and tried to find a seat. I figure that it would be a long wait but it was only a few minutes when I heard my name called. I followed a cute male nurse to another examining room and waited.

"LKV?" Said an older doctor, his name tag read Jeff, as he entered into the room. "Yes" "Lets have a look at that knot." Jeff said as he pulled up a rolling stool and set down. He looked at it and pushed around the knot but never on it. "Well I going to take a sample and do a couple test. It will take about an hour. You want to wait here or out in the waiting room?" Jeff said as he took a needle and extracted some of the stuff that was in the knot. The stuff was nasty looking. It looked like green pus. "I'll wait here. I have a book to read." "Ok let me take this to the lab and then maybe we can tell what that knot is." He said as he left the room. I opened my book and started reading.

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"Ok lets get you ready." I looked up and a small nurse came in carrying a really big needle. "What? Whats going on?" I asked as she came at me with the needle. Crap that thing is as long as my finger. "You have been bitten by a rare East Indian, blue, spotted, camel spider." Said Jeff as he came in the room. "What I have never heard of such a thing." I said as the nurse looked for a vein. "The spider is very rare and if we don't operate now you will loss you arm. Then your lungs will fill up and you will die. We have already got permission from you mother. It is a simple operation so relax." Jeff said as I felt the nurse stick me with the needle. "Ow. So how long should this take?" I asked as I rubbed my arm where that crazy nurse had stuck me. "Just about 10 minutes but it is very painful that is why we are putting you to sleep. I could feel my eyes slowly closing and as the world went dark I felt them moving me. Then there was nothingness.

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I opened my eyes and I was in a hospital bed but this hospital looked a little different then the one I was in before. The walls of the hospital were even different. Every hospital I had ever been in had off white walls but this one had a hunter green. There was a cactus seating on the table and there wasn't a phone anywhere in the room. What the hell was going on and where was I? "Great your awake. How do you feel?" I looked over to see who had come in the door and there stood EVTSC. "Good I guess. How long was I out? Where am I?" I asked as she came over and sat in one of the chairs that were in the room. "Well I think it was 2 weeks and in the hospital." "What 2 weeks? Why was I out 2 weeks and I know I'm in the hospital but which one." "Well the doctors gave you to much pain medication and it put you in a coma. Well I don't really know where we are. I just came along in the helicopter because your mom couldn't come." EVTSC said as she pushed her scarlet red hair out of her eyes. "What? So you're the only one here?" "Yep just me. Oh. They are going to discharge you in a few hours and I have to go sign some papers for your release. I will come back after I get done and then you can get out of this hospital." With that she got up and left. Crap what kind of crazy place was this? I just woke up and they are already releasing me. Shouldn't they keep me over night for observation?

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"So where do you want to go?" Asked EVTSC as we exited he hospital. We stood in front of the hospital and it was like I was transported to an old western town with the dirt streets, old wooden houses and stores. I turned to look at the hospital and it was made out of brick and some kind of metal. It looked to be about 100 years old. "I don't know. Where are we?" EVTSC just shrugged her shoulders and smiled. "I was just along for the trip." "Find I will ask someone." I said as I stepped onto the street. "Look out. AHHHHHHH!" Said a man in a long red trench coat said as he rode by on a weird looking animal. The animal looked to be a cross between a lizard and some kind of bird. The man had finally stopped the animal and went into a building that looked to be a store. Wait that can't be who I think it is. "EVTSC, your probably going to say that I'm crazy for asking this, but did you just see Vash the Stampede ride by on a thomas?" I said as I continued to stare at the building that he had entered. "Yea he comes into town every week or so to get groceries." She said as if that was the most ordinary thing in the world. "What, Vash is really real? What a minute, why aren't you chasing him down the street?" I asked as I turned to look at her "Well the first time I saw him I chased him all they way home. Then I ran into Meryl and she beat me up. So no more chasing after him but it doesn't hurt to look." EVTSC said as she smiled at me. I'm I going crazy? "Wait did you just say Meryl beat you up?" "Yea. That's what I said." "How long ago was this?" I asked because she didn't have any bruises or anything. "Oh about 2 weeks ago. It was the same day that you where transferred here. I came out to look around and there stood Vash. So I chased him all the way home. Well when I got there Meryl was waiting at the door and you can guess what when on after that." Why didn't she mention we were on Gunsmoke when I woke up? Why am I the last one to know everything? Wait we're on Gunsmoke. That's means that Knives is somewhere on this planet. Ok now to convince EVTSC so help me find him. Ok plan. Got to have a plan. Well I guess the head on approach is always the best. "So if Vash is here that mean that Knives is somewhere right?" I said as I started off down the street. "Oh yea he lives with Vash and Meryl." I stopped dead in my tracks and turned to look at her. "What and you didn't say anything? How could you not say anything? So how is he?" "Yea well I was distracted with you waking up and all. He has given up on killing the humans, for now anyway. He is going to observe them for a little while and then make up his mind." EVTSC said as she walked up beside me. "What and you didn't tell me? We are going to see him then. Come on." I said as I started walking down the street. "Ok, Ok but slow down. It's not like he is going to disappear before we get there." She said as she grabbed my arm and pulled me to a slower pace. "You never know. This all maybe a dream and I want to get there before I wake up." I said as I tried to pull her to a faster pace.







Note: Ok That's the start if you review you may get more and if you don't like it you can blame it all on EVTSC. She was the one that wanted me to write all this down and so I have. And on the same note if you like it she is also to blame. Well, people that's all I have to say. Hope you liked and if you didn't well sorry. I'm off to see if I can't write more of any original story that I'm working on. If you would like to read it then let me know and I may post it. Well of to my other story.