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Disclaimer: You guess it I don't own. I do like poptarts every now and then. Does that count?
Note: Well people EVTSC talked me into writing another chapter so here we are again. I came up with this chapter after I had taken some cough medicine. You could say that this is what happens when you write a fan fiction when you're sick. Well downward to the fic.
Chapter 3: Poptarts and Sandworms
"Wait, if we're going out into the desert then we need protection." EVTSC said as she suddenly stopped right in front of me. Which caused me to run into her. "LKV watch it." "Don't just stop in front of me. You need some kind of break lights or something." "You just need to watch where you're going." She said as she walked up the steps into a building that I hadn't noticed before. "What is she doing?" Vash asked when he finally noticed we had stopped. I looked down the street at him. "She said something about protection." "I'm the only protection you need." Vash said as he started making the hero posses. (Author here, If you don't know the ones I'm talking about think episode 3. Ok back to the fic.) I started laughing at him. I just couldn't help it. He looked so funny. As people walked up and down the street they stopped and stared. "Come on Vash. People are staring." I whined as I walked over to him. "So, they came to worship the manly man called Vash." All I could do was shake my head at him. "Whats going on?" EVTSC said as she came out of the store. "I'm the only protection you need. I will protect you against robbers with my very life." Vash said as he continued to pose. "You know Meryl would kill us if you died saving us." EVTSC said as she walked down the street to us. "I hate it when people die." Vash said as he stopped posing. "That means we need more protection than just you. Just in case something was to happen." EVTSC said as she handed me a box. "Cool what is it?" I said as I tore open the box in record speed. "Just a little something that every traveler should have." It was a black colt 45, like Knives but not upside down. "Cool I like." I said as I pointed it at everybody and everything. "LKV! Don't do that. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to get you a gun." EVTSC said as she took out her gun. It looked like one of Wolfwood. "No killing." Vash said as he tried to take away my gun. "Ok, Ok but its mine." I said as I ran down the street away from him. Vash gave chase and we had only got a few feet away from EVTSC. When I heard her start yelling at us. Should I listen to her? Yea I had better or she will be mad. "Vash, LKV quit playing around and let's get on with this adventure." EVTSC said as she stuck a pose. "Ok but tell Vash to leave me alone." I said as I walked back to where EVTSC stood. "Vash leave LKV alone." Vash looked like he didn't like it but nodded anyway.. "Onward hoooo." I said as we finally walked out of town. "Hoe? What do you mean by that? I though hoe was a..." "Vash! This is a wholesome fic." "Wholesome? Come on LKV you have PG-13 on the rating. 13 year olds know what a hoe is." "Well let's just stay way from that topic, ok." "Ok and Vash she meant ho like in the Thunder cats." "Thunder cats? What are Thunder cats?" Vash said as we passed a trashcan. Wait what is a trash can doing in the middle of the desert? "It was a TV show." "Oh ok so it not like Hoe as in a..." "No. LKV what are you looking at?" EVTSC said as she noticed that I was just about walking backwards staring at something. "The trashcan." "Trashcan? What trashcan?" EVTSC said as she turned around. "Why is there a trashcan in the middle of the desert?" "They good hiding places." Vash said. I looked around and all I could see was sand and a huge rock off to our far left. If I looked really hard I could almost see some other rocks on the horizon. "But what is it doing out in the middle of nowhere?" "Yea why is it out in the middle of nowhere." EVTSC said as she took out a pack of poptarts. "Hey where did you get that? I want one." I said as I tried to grab it. "You can't have it. This is the only pack I have." She said as she dodged my attack. "AHHHHHH! Sandworms run!" Vash yelled as he and the thomas ran passed us. The thomas was heading west and Vash was heading west. "What? Where?" EVTSC and me said in unison. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled as a huge sandworm can out of the sand and roared at us. I pulled out my gun and aimed at the huge green blob of flesh. "Nooooooo!" Vash yelled as he grabbed my gun and took off with it. "Hey that's mine. AAHHHHH!" The sandworm sensing weakness charged us. I turned and ran as fast as my legs could carry me. "Vash give me back my gun." "Mine too." EVTSC said as she ran up beside me. "No you will kill it." Vash said as he put on a burst of speed. "Yea well it is trying to eat us." I said as I turned to look how close the sandworm was. It seemed to be just following us. It wasn't getting any closer or anything. "You know this would look really funny to any one that is watching." I said as I tried to gain a little ground on Vash. "Why? What do you mean?" "Well think about it, we are chasing Vash and the sandworms are chasing us." I said as I noticed that a big cliff was coming up. " True. Crap? What are we going to do now?" EVTSC said as she noticed the cliff. "Well I say we uh well uh throw stuff." I said as I started digging in my pockets for anything to throw. "Throw stuff? Are you kidding? They are huge. They won't even feel it."
"Nope I'm not kidding. We haven't got any guns or anything else to defend ourselves with. So I say throw stuff." I said as I throw a tube of lip- gloss at the sandworm. It just bounced off with no effect, whatsoever. I started hurling everything I had at the worm but it all just bounced off. After I hurled a couple of thing at the worm EVTSC joined me. "Ahh. What are we going to do now? We have nothing left to throw." EVTSC said as we reached the cliff face. I couldn't even see the bottom it was so deep. "What's that?" I said as I noticed that EVTSC had a silver poptart wrapper still in her hand. "Just my poptart and he can't have that." She said as she glared at the huge worm. It had stopped and was just swaying back and fourth. "Just give it to him." I said as I made a grab for the poptart. We ended up rolling around in the sand fighting over the poptart. I sat on top of EVTSC and pull the poptart out of her grasp. I tossed it to the sandworm. That is when time slowed. It took only a few seconds to pass but it seemed like it took an hour. EVTSC knocked me off of her and went after the poptart. (Think slow motion.) The poptart landed right in front of the sandworm. She jump for the poptart at the same time the sandworm made a dive for it. The sandworm got to the poptart first. It never even looked back as it left with its prize. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my poptart. You can't get them on Gunsmoke." EVTSC said as she got to her knees and started crying. "Well at least your alive and there will be other poptarts." I said as I walked over to her and patted her on the shoulder. "You owe me a whole box when we get back to our world." She said as she dried her tears. "Ok let's see if we can find Vash." We walked back in the direction we had come. "Does every thing look the same to you?" I said after we had walked a little way. "Yea. Let's get up on that big rock and see if we can spot anyone." EVTSC said as she climbed up the rock. "Ok." We made it to the top but the landscape looked the same no matter which way you looked. "Well this was a waste of time." I said as I set down. A small rock was loosened and fell off the backside of the rock. "OWWW." We looked over the backside of the rock and saw a knocked out Vash. "Well we found Vash." I said as I climbed down. "He is knocked out. So what good is he now? Man I never thought a rock this size could knock some one out." EVTSC said as she picked up the pebble. "I found our guns." I said as I took them out of Vash's pocket. (Ok get your mind out of the gutter and back to the fic.) "Great now we are stuck in the middle of nowhere with guns, a knocked out Vash and poptart eating sandworms." EVTSC said as she set down beside the rock.
Well people what did you think about my poptart eating sandworm. Well I don't know how many chapters this will be so I hope you will excuse my pointless chapters. Please R&R. Maybe next chapter will have Knives in it.
Disclaimer: You guess it I don't own. I do like poptarts every now and then. Does that count?
Note: Well people EVTSC talked me into writing another chapter so here we are again. I came up with this chapter after I had taken some cough medicine. You could say that this is what happens when you write a fan fiction when you're sick. Well downward to the fic.
Chapter 3: Poptarts and Sandworms
"Wait, if we're going out into the desert then we need protection." EVTSC said as she suddenly stopped right in front of me. Which caused me to run into her. "LKV watch it." "Don't just stop in front of me. You need some kind of break lights or something." "You just need to watch where you're going." She said as she walked up the steps into a building that I hadn't noticed before. "What is she doing?" Vash asked when he finally noticed we had stopped. I looked down the street at him. "She said something about protection." "I'm the only protection you need." Vash said as he started making the hero posses. (Author here, If you don't know the ones I'm talking about think episode 3. Ok back to the fic.) I started laughing at him. I just couldn't help it. He looked so funny. As people walked up and down the street they stopped and stared. "Come on Vash. People are staring." I whined as I walked over to him. "So, they came to worship the manly man called Vash." All I could do was shake my head at him. "Whats going on?" EVTSC said as she came out of the store. "I'm the only protection you need. I will protect you against robbers with my very life." Vash said as he continued to pose. "You know Meryl would kill us if you died saving us." EVTSC said as she walked down the street to us. "I hate it when people die." Vash said as he stopped posing. "That means we need more protection than just you. Just in case something was to happen." EVTSC said as she handed me a box. "Cool what is it?" I said as I tore open the box in record speed. "Just a little something that every traveler should have." It was a black colt 45, like Knives but not upside down. "Cool I like." I said as I pointed it at everybody and everything. "LKV! Don't do that. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to get you a gun." EVTSC said as she took out her gun. It looked like one of Wolfwood. "No killing." Vash said as he tried to take away my gun. "Ok, Ok but its mine." I said as I ran down the street away from him. Vash gave chase and we had only got a few feet away from EVTSC. When I heard her start yelling at us. Should I listen to her? Yea I had better or she will be mad. "Vash, LKV quit playing around and let's get on with this adventure." EVTSC said as she stuck a pose. "Ok but tell Vash to leave me alone." I said as I walked back to where EVTSC stood. "Vash leave LKV alone." Vash looked like he didn't like it but nodded anyway.. "Onward hoooo." I said as we finally walked out of town. "Hoe? What do you mean by that? I though hoe was a..." "Vash! This is a wholesome fic." "Wholesome? Come on LKV you have PG-13 on the rating. 13 year olds know what a hoe is." "Well let's just stay way from that topic, ok." "Ok and Vash she meant ho like in the Thunder cats." "Thunder cats? What are Thunder cats?" Vash said as we passed a trashcan. Wait what is a trash can doing in the middle of the desert? "It was a TV show." "Oh ok so it not like Hoe as in a..." "No. LKV what are you looking at?" EVTSC said as she noticed that I was just about walking backwards staring at something. "The trashcan." "Trashcan? What trashcan?" EVTSC said as she turned around. "Why is there a trashcan in the middle of the desert?" "They good hiding places." Vash said. I looked around and all I could see was sand and a huge rock off to our far left. If I looked really hard I could almost see some other rocks on the horizon. "But what is it doing out in the middle of nowhere?" "Yea why is it out in the middle of nowhere." EVTSC said as she took out a pack of poptarts. "Hey where did you get that? I want one." I said as I tried to grab it. "You can't have it. This is the only pack I have." She said as she dodged my attack. "AHHHHHH! Sandworms run!" Vash yelled as he and the thomas ran passed us. The thomas was heading west and Vash was heading west. "What? Where?" EVTSC and me said in unison. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled as a huge sandworm can out of the sand and roared at us. I pulled out my gun and aimed at the huge green blob of flesh. "Nooooooo!" Vash yelled as he grabbed my gun and took off with it. "Hey that's mine. AAHHHHH!" The sandworm sensing weakness charged us. I turned and ran as fast as my legs could carry me. "Vash give me back my gun." "Mine too." EVTSC said as she ran up beside me. "No you will kill it." Vash said as he put on a burst of speed. "Yea well it is trying to eat us." I said as I turned to look how close the sandworm was. It seemed to be just following us. It wasn't getting any closer or anything. "You know this would look really funny to any one that is watching." I said as I tried to gain a little ground on Vash. "Why? What do you mean?" "Well think about it, we are chasing Vash and the sandworms are chasing us." I said as I noticed that a big cliff was coming up. " True. Crap? What are we going to do now?" EVTSC said as she noticed the cliff. "Well I say we uh well uh throw stuff." I said as I started digging in my pockets for anything to throw. "Throw stuff? Are you kidding? They are huge. They won't even feel it."
"Nope I'm not kidding. We haven't got any guns or anything else to defend ourselves with. So I say throw stuff." I said as I throw a tube of lip- gloss at the sandworm. It just bounced off with no effect, whatsoever. I started hurling everything I had at the worm but it all just bounced off. After I hurled a couple of thing at the worm EVTSC joined me. "Ahh. What are we going to do now? We have nothing left to throw." EVTSC said as we reached the cliff face. I couldn't even see the bottom it was so deep. "What's that?" I said as I noticed that EVTSC had a silver poptart wrapper still in her hand. "Just my poptart and he can't have that." She said as she glared at the huge worm. It had stopped and was just swaying back and fourth. "Just give it to him." I said as I made a grab for the poptart. We ended up rolling around in the sand fighting over the poptart. I sat on top of EVTSC and pull the poptart out of her grasp. I tossed it to the sandworm. That is when time slowed. It took only a few seconds to pass but it seemed like it took an hour. EVTSC knocked me off of her and went after the poptart. (Think slow motion.) The poptart landed right in front of the sandworm. She jump for the poptart at the same time the sandworm made a dive for it. The sandworm got to the poptart first. It never even looked back as it left with its prize. "NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not my poptart. You can't get them on Gunsmoke." EVTSC said as she got to her knees and started crying. "Well at least your alive and there will be other poptarts." I said as I walked over to her and patted her on the shoulder. "You owe me a whole box when we get back to our world." She said as she dried her tears. "Ok let's see if we can find Vash." We walked back in the direction we had come. "Does every thing look the same to you?" I said after we had walked a little way. "Yea. Let's get up on that big rock and see if we can spot anyone." EVTSC said as she climbed up the rock. "Ok." We made it to the top but the landscape looked the same no matter which way you looked. "Well this was a waste of time." I said as I set down. A small rock was loosened and fell off the backside of the rock. "OWWW." We looked over the backside of the rock and saw a knocked out Vash. "Well we found Vash." I said as I climbed down. "He is knocked out. So what good is he now? Man I never thought a rock this size could knock some one out." EVTSC said as she picked up the pebble. "I found our guns." I said as I took them out of Vash's pocket. (Ok get your mind out of the gutter and back to the fic.) "Great now we are stuck in the middle of nowhere with guns, a knocked out Vash and poptart eating sandworms." EVTSC said as she set down beside the rock.
Well people what did you think about my poptart eating sandworm. Well I don't know how many chapters this will be so I hope you will excuse my pointless chapters. Please R&R. Maybe next chapter will have Knives in it.
