Tyler Horton 8-29-02



How Sheen came to love Ultralord



Sheen's obsession with Ultralord came about in a very strange way, in a way you would never expect. One day Sheen, Jimmy and Carl were walking down the street. Suddenly, a bus came roaring down the street, Jimmy and Carl jumped out of the way to safety but the bus was bearing down on Sheen with incredible speed, it was being driven my his arch enemy Mr. Spleen! Jimmy tried his hardest to pull his Ultra Fast Bus Destroyer out of his pocket but alas; the blasted Cindy had filled his pocket with Super Duper Sticky Gum so his pocket was stuck! And he thought for sure that Sheen was dead. But, just in the nick of time Ultra Lord flew down and saved Sheen from certain death! Sheen pledged his undying alliance to the masked man but before he could say anything Ultra Lord was gone! Sheen was very disappointed that he didn't get to thank Ultra Lord but he was very thankful he was alive. He was talking to Jimmy and Carl afterwards and he said quote " Hey Jimmy can I have some of that gum in your pocket"? He has declined all interviews on the incident and Carl has been seen at his house eating pork Rinds while the Boy Genius Jimmy Neutron has been in his "Secret Laboratory" so no one has been available for comment including the infamous Mr. Spleen. Mr. Spleen disappeared from the scene right after the incident. So now to bring us up to speed, there is a contest going on at W. Carter Elementary School, whoever sells the most boxes of Instant Concrete will win a trip to Seven Flags Over Kansas in Oz Land. It is the coolest new amusement park in history. Right now the top sellers are Jimmy and Cindy. Who will sell the most candy.? We will find out..

Ch.2 Well class said Mrs. Tenembaugh today we will announce the winner of the Instant Concrete selling contest. it is. CARL! Wha.. What? Me.? Said Carl slowly standing up and thinking about his 15 minutes of fame. Yes Carl you won! (At this point Jimmy and Cindy are wondering why they didn't win.) Carl knows exactly how he won. (His parents promised him a Jumbo sized box of Chonka Tonka Chocolates if he would just have the will to win and try. So obviously he did. And he won. Carl didn't want to leave his friends out so he decided to take them to Seven Flags over Kansas in Oz Land, with him. So Jimmy and Sheen got a free trip and that is where sheen completes his destiny and meets Ultralord once again! So Jimmy, Carl and Sheen are at Seven Flags Over Kansas and right when they walk in Sheen sees Ultra Lord and immediately leaves his friends behind to go kiss Ultra Lord toe socks and thank him for saving his life and tell him that he dreams of being Ultra Lord someday. But, Sheen is crushed when he finds out that the Ultra Lord standing there is actually Ultra, Ultra, Ultra Lord, The real Ultra Lord Great Grandfather. Who is 90 and has toe jam in his toe socks. So when Sheen's bewildered friend's Jimmy and Carl walk up to find Sheen screaming in a girlie-before-age-12- kinda voice they ask why and Sheen says all his lifelong dreams have been shattered but even though he doesn't know it the dream isn't dead yet..